A/N this is a friendship between Beerus and Whis. And kinda borderline ish romance but nahhhh they just good friends. Though I am very jealous of Whis looks (HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE AND AMAZING AND GRACEFUL, I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON HIM!) . I like these two so much! They seem like a great duo and inseparable! Anyway this friendship endured a lot! So here's one of the scenarios I imagined!

"I wonder if Lord Beerus would like any treats today?" Whis mumbled to himself as the z fighters squabble about their lives to him. They sat outside Capsule Corp under a shaded tables large enough to fit all of them and filled with the bests desserts.

"Say...Where is the God of Destruction?" Goku asks looking around at the table. He had just noticed that the blue fellow had come alone without his companion.

"Now thinking about it, I had just noticed he wasn't here." Yamacha blinks as he looked at Whis. "I really should have."

Gohan nodded, "I know right, we should at least notice when one of the strongest destroyers in the universe isn't present at a picnic."

Whis's eye twitched as they babbled about his ex-apprentice and current boss. He didn't like it one bit as they pointed out Beerus's habits and laughable behaviour. He knew well that if the Lord was here, they wouldn't speak so badly about him. They wouldn't speak of him at all if he were.

"So where is he?" Videl questions.

Whis mentally thanked her for breaking the conversation. He sighed, "It seems Lord Beerus wants time alone. He has locked himself in parts of his home and will not let me speak to him."

"What? Is he sick?" Videl asks a little worried. She didn't like the god but she did feel sorry for Whis.

"No, I believe he is not." Whis plays with the melting ice cream on the table with his spoon. "If he were he would ask for me...but he only wants time alone...I believe he is angry with me."

"He gets angry at everything!" Bulma laughs. "You have nothing to worry about he'll-"

"It's not that easy." Whis narrows his eyes down at the vanilla swirl. "When Beerus is angry...it is hard to make him happy again. I have no idea of what I've done to make him so mad that he won't look at me."

The atmosphere had changed. Everyone felt it. They stared at Whis blankly as the blue fellow played with his swirl acting as if he didn't feel the blank eyes on him.

"He will not let me care to him." Whis whispers sadly. "He has forced himself to cook...in centuries he has never cooked for himself!"

"He'll come around soon." Tein says smiling. "We know he will."

"Yeah! Goku smiles. "Dont you worry! Right Vegeta?"

"He has all right to worry actually." Vegeta says. "Having a god that high angry at you will only bring you trouble and for him to avoid you; you should ask him straightforward. No hints."

Whis blinked sitting up a little. The rest of the z-fighters looked at Vegeta with shock. They expected a snarky remark or not even a reply...

"What?" Vegeta questions angrily as they all looked at him. "I'm just telling him what needs to be done!"

"Thats pretty smart." Bulma says unconsciously.

"What do you mean by that?! I can't answer smartly?" Vegeta angrily turns to his woman.

"I'd say Vegetas been reading those love books you keep in your living room Bluma." Chi chi smiles as Goku scratched his head.

"Love books?" Goku repeats stupidly.

"You never heard of love books?" Krillin asks a little teasingly. "You can find them almost anywhere."

"And what do you know about love books?" 18 raises a brow at her husband. He began to laugh nervously as his daughter giggled and repeated them.

"Daddy has love books! Daddy has love books!" Marron repeated innocently. "Love books! Love books!"

Whis was lost in his thoughts. Why hadn't he asked early? He had saw Beerus many of times in the house and had not questioned the god. But what was so wrong with a question? Is that all he had to do to find the answer...just ask? It was easy. He gently stood up and thanked them.

"It was a nice day but I must be heading home now." He smiled and walked over to an open space. They waved goodbye.

"Bye bye blue man!" Marron waved happily.

Goten and trunks who were stuffing their faces with food stopped to swallow and wave."Bye! Tell Beerus we said hey!

Whis transported back to Beerus castle with a deep sigh. He would ask him. In a flash he were transported into the kitchen were Beerus was once again attempting to cook for himself.

"Dammit!" The cat screeched as he pulled his paw say from the boiling pot on the stove. It looked as if he had raw fish inside it.

Whis wanted to smile, "Lord Beerus do need assistance?"

"No. I don't not." Beerus says regaining his godly composure. He stuck a claw in his mouth that was burned and suppressed a whine. His eyes narrowed at the pot.

Whis took note that the cat didn't even flinch or jump when he appeared in the room right behind him as he spoke. It seemed that Beerus had sensed him outside or was too strong to show his fright or startle behaviour.

"Are you sure?" Whis asks again.

Beerus narrows his eyes even more. "What is with all these questions? If I said before I didn't need your help, I don't need it now!"

"Can I ask at least one last question?" Whis says.

"You are asking if you can ask a question now?" Beerus snorted. "You have been with those earthlings for too long."

"Why are you angry with me?" Whis asks straightforward as Vegeta said to do and ignored the Lord's last comment. "What have I done?"

"You want to know what you've done?" Beerus chuckles. "You really don't know?"

Whis shook his head.

Beerus marched off toward his bed that floated above the fish tank in the dining room.

and grabbed one of the pillows from it and tossed it to the blue fellow.

"Feel that!"

Whis looked at the pillow oddly before feeling the softness of the cushions then looked back at his Lord confused.

Beerus looked as if he were going to burst into fumes. "Did you feel it?!"

"Yes...?"

"You did not fluff my pillows before I took my nap! Do you know how hard the pillows feel?! They are bricks!" Beerus yelled throwing a pillow to the floor. "I refuse to sleep with these!"

"The pillows...?" Whis looks down at the pillows thrown into the floor. Had Beerus really been upset...over pillows?

Beerus huffed. "You shall go fix my food now"

The cat laid on his bed. Obviously tired from all his rantings and yelling. The Lord did not want to cook either, he had tried the other day and though he ate it; it tasted terrible and did not want Whis to help him. He knew the blue fellow would have felt worried and saddened. And it's what Whis deserved to feel since he had not fluffed his pillows.

Whis nodded as he walked back to the kitchen...Really? Maybe Beerus was a motors childish than he had thought...He kept walking till he stopped in his tracks and heard something sizzling. He paused listening intently on the sound...it sounded like it came...from the kitchen? In a hurry the blue form transported to the kitchen and gasped at the smokes from the over boiling fish. Who boils fish? Whis mentally noted that he may need to teach his Lord some cooking skills later on as he turned down the stove and went to empty the burnt pot.

"A pillow..." Whis shakes his head. He had been all worked up over a pillow? Seriously? A few minutes later he allowed himself to smile. Beerus was still angry with him but did allow him back into the kitchen- thank kami he did- if he didn't Beerus would have probably had the whole castle in flames.

After a few hours of cooking, Beerus had stepped back into the kitchen angrily to Whis. His arms were crossed and eyes narrowed at the blue fellow.

"Where is my food?" He asks tapping his foot on the ground as he stared at Whis.

The caregiver was a little startled. "I'm fixing it Lord Beerus."

"I meant from the picnic you attended! Did you not bring me anything?"

Whis had no answer as Beerus began to rant and rave around the castle about his pillows and snacks he should have had. This was much better than Beerus ignoring him. He was fine with the Lord fussing. He could live with that. But he could not live with being ignored.

"You brought not a thing for me!" Beerus huffed looking for any remnants of food. Whis brought him absolutely nothing! What was the point of a caregiver who doesn't care?!

Whis sighed smiling a little. At least matters could not get any worse. Beerus marched off somewhere in the castle leaving him life form let out a breath then thought about earlier...a pillow? And now food? What excuse could the cat find next to rant about?

"Whis!" Beerus yelled from what sounded like the hallway. "Why are my shoes in the hallway?!"

And there it is.

A smile remained on his face. Lord Beerus was just being Lord Beerus...a childish and devilish Lord...someone you would have to get used to if you wished to stay beside him...Whis had knew this since the cats arrival in his presence, and the same now- he just had to deal with it.

Damn you Lord Beerus!

The End!