THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF VIDEO GAMES
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Link, Kirby, or anyone else in this story.
This is basically just a purposely really bad short fic about the best video game characters saying quotes from founding fathers and such. (if you're not American, this might not really matter to you too much. Not that I'm racist or anything)
Mario: "Giva me liberty, ora giva me death!"
Luigi: "I cannota tella a lie!"
Link: "……………………"
Kirby: "I'm hungry……"
Sonic: "I'll be bock!"
Samus: "With Weapons!"
Fox: "Don't fire 'till you see the whites of their eyes…"