Hey! This is my first Hannah Montana fanfic Dating Disaster! It might be short might be long, probably long I don't know yet. Here is the opening, not the first chapter. That comes up later and it will be shorter. If you like it, tell me and I will write more. Please review, review, review! But please be nice, be nice, be nice!
Miley was sitting on her desk in her room finishing an essay while talking to Lily on speaker phone.
"I'm done. I did it. I'm finished.", Miley said admiring her essay.
"Good. What idiot teacher thought up the idea of creating an Utopian Society for an essay anyway?", Lily said.
"All I care is that I'm done. So now we can get back to important stuff. Like Mike came over yesterday!", Miley said jumping up and down.
"Here we go again. Miles I love ya but if you rant on and on about your boyfriend on more time I will...", Lily paused for a minute.
"I'm waiting.", Miley said knowing Lily didn't have a threat.
"Well, I'll do something really bad. So, you better watch out.", Lily said in her toughest voice.
"Oh, I'm so scared.", Miley said sarcastically.
"Miley, my mom is yelling at me for going over on my cell phone minutes. Can we talk online?"
"Sure. I'll be there in a sec."
"Later.", Lily said before hanging up.
Miley sat back down on her desk and logged onto her computer. She typed in her screen name (smileymiley) and looked to see who was on her buddy list. Lily's screen name is lalalandgirl, but she wasn't logged on yet. Miley did see her boyfriend Mike's screen name. Before she could IM him he sent her a message.
s8erdude- Hey babe!
smileymiley- Mike! What's up?
s8erdude- Just recovering from dinner at your place last night.
smileymiley- Sorry about my dad interrogating you.
s8erdude- It was only the most frightening experience of my life that shook me to my very soul. But no worries, I'll recover.
smileymiley- LOL! Sorry, but it's not like I didn't warn you that my dad is a little overprotective. You didn't believe me so you brought this on yourself.
s8erdude- I take full blame. Sorry to cut this short but I gotta work on that stupid Utopian essay.
smileymiley- :( ttyl.
s8erdude- Sad face now you've depressed me. I wanna tell you something really important. Meet me on the beach in 30 minutes. I'll have enough work done by then to see you.
smileymiley- :) I can't wait.
s8erdude- There's my smileymiley!
Mike had already signed off and nobody else was online. So Miley was left to wonder what it is that he had to tell her. At first she couldn't wait, being around Mike always makes her nervous but happy, it was the perfect feeling. But now she was wondering if Mike wanted to tell her something bad. Maybe he wanted to break up. No, he can't do that. Mike is the best guy that Miley has ever known, she has never felt this way for anyone. She cares more about Mike then she did about Jake. She might even love Mike.
Another message popped up on Miley's screen. This time it was from Jake Ryan. Her stomach did a little back flip. She hadn't talked to him since he left for Romania. It was exciting to hear from him again.
zombiehighrox- Hey Miley!
smileymiley- Jake! I haven't heard from you in ages. What's up?!!!
zombiehighrox- I am moving back to Malibu!
smileymiley- OMG!!!! When?
zombiehighrox- I am on the plane right now. I'd say that I'm about 20 minutes away from landing.
smileymiley- That's great. When can I see you?
zombiehighrox- Tomorrow in school!
smileymiley- You're back in school so soon! That's great. I can't wait.
zombiehighrox- Me either. Maybe we could start up again where we left off.
Miley froze. The last place she left off with Jake was kissing him. That was the most amazing kiss of her life. No, it wasn't, Mike's was. That was right, Mike. She can't just start up again with Jake and leave Mike in the cold. But this is Jake. Miley sunk into a state of confusion. Did she still have feelings for Jake? Another message popped up.
zombiehighrox- I'm landing sooner then I thought. The flight attendant wants me to turn off the laptop. G2G.
Miley stared at the screen again. In a matter of minutes she was going to visit Mike. She shouldn't be thinking about Jake. She didn't even know what Mike was going to say. He could be breaking up with her. And that would mean that she could start things up with Jake. Miley desperately needed some advice, but Lily wasn't on yet. So she decided to log onto her Hannah Montana account.
She logged on and immediately got an IM from one of her Hollywood friends. This one happened to be an actor named Ron Flannery. Hannah Montana plays his girlfriend in his new music video. They shot part of it the week before and are shooting the rest over the weekend.
mynameisron- Hey Hannah!
igotnervegal- Ron! What's up?
mynameisron- I wanted to ask you something.
igotnervegal- Shoot!
mynameisron- After we finish the video I figure we should do something really cool to promote it.
igotnervegal- What do you have in mind?
mynameisron- In the video we are dating. So, why don't we pretend to be dating in real life. The paparazzi will be all over us and the video will be an instant success if they think it's all real.
igotnervegal- You wanna PRETEND to date.
mynameisron- I figure it will be good publicity.
Miley thought about this for a minute. She was already dealing with her conflicting feelings for Mike and Jake, did she really need to throw Ron into the mix? But it would only be acting. Miley remembered the publicity she got when everyone thought she was dating Jackson. This would boost record sales. And it could be fun.
igotnervegal- I'm in!
mynameisron- Great! I'll have my people call your people.
igotnervegal- My people will be waiting.
Miley signed off her Hannah Montana account and switched back onto her normal one. Hopefully Lily would be on by now. And as luck would have it, she was.
smileymiley- Lily I have major news!!!!!!
lalalandgirl- What? Tell me! Tell me!
smileymiley- Hannah Montana is dating Ron Flannery.
lalalandgirl- What! No! Hannah Montana is you, and you are dating Mike, so Hannah Montana is dating Mike...What is that guy's last name?
smileymiley- Mike Livingston. And Hannah Montana is only pretending to date Ron for publicity. Just like Jake did with that actress.
lalalandgirl- Oh, now that is good.
smileymiley- That brings me to the next part. Jake is moving back to town!!!!!!!!!!
lalalandgirl- Great. But you're over him right?
smileymiley- Of course I am.
lalalandgirl- You sure? Because you really shouldn't be pretending to date Ron and love Jake at the same time while you're dating Mike. You can't do that to Mike.
smileymiley- Of course I am sure. What makes you think that I like Jake as anything more then a friend now?
Miley hid her feelings from Lily, she didn't know why but Lily was being very touchy on the subject of Mike lately and Miley didn't want to have her best friend calling her a two-timer until she knew how she felt for Jake.
lalalandgirl- I think you like him because you used 10 exclamation points while saying Jake was coming back. You use 8 when you talk about Mike.
smileymiley- Why would you be counting exclamation points anyways?
lalalandgirl- Forget it. Jake's back. That's great!
smileymiley- Good. I gotta go and meet Mike. He says he has something important to tell me. Is that good or bad?
lalalandgirl- Have no clue. You better go and find out.
smileymiley- Yeah. TTYL
Miley closed her laptop, grabbed her jacket, and headed out the door to talk to Mike. Little did she know, but the events of talking to Mike, seeing Jake again, and "dating" Ron, will turn her life upside down!
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