K guys, this is my fanfic numero tres, My Little Lyra. Basically, this is Harry Potter/Loud House crossover, with smaller book/cartoon references in later chapters. Basically, it has Rowan (Ron Weasley/Luan Loud) in it. And, it has teen pregnancy, sexual themes, & some light swearing. Move on if this isn't your cup of tea. K then, let's get to it then!

*************************************July 4, 2018**************************************

When Luan Loud & Ron Weasley first laid eyes on each other, they knew they were for each other. Little did they know that, one year later, Luan would be expecting with Ron's child. And, later, Luan, after giving birth to a girl called Lyra, would go home with Lyra without seeing Ron Weasley ever again. And this is how it all began.

**************************************Luan's POV**************************************

So far, the last 2 years have spoiled me absolutely ROTTEN. While my sibs have been getting SEVERE acne, I was only getting whiteheads & blackheads, plus a really small pimple at its absolute worse. And while my oldest sister, Lori, was only a size B in bra size, I was a size D in bra size. Also, I had WAY wider hips than my sisters. And, just for good measure, I let my hair down, which made my siblings gawk at my sheer hotness. In fact, I'm pretty sure all of the guys want me, because at every dance party I go to, a TON of random guys who I never really knew until then tried to ask me out to have a dance with him, but, I ALWAYS refused by saying "Sure!", But, then, kicking them with my boot (Which, BTW, have metal on the toes) where the sun don't shine. Then, they scream. Really loud. Sometimes, I think that'll get to me for swearing really loudly. But, after all, my last name IS Loud. It's in my gene pool to be loud, especially with Luna, Lincoln, & Lisa in it. Either that or I'm just looking for the right guy to date. Or even both at the same time.

***************************************Ron's POV*************************************

If I had ever wanted to have a girlfriend, I would have told the Almighty Relationship & Love Guru, aka my little sister Ginny. And, if I wanted to marry her, I would have to tell her too. But, I don't have a girlfriend. At least, not yet. But, I pledged to her, VERY STUPIDLEY, that I would tell her that I would tell her that I had found (AND dated!) a girl before my 6th year. But, time was running out for poor little Ronald Bilius Weasley. So, I decided to brace myself for Ginny's "Thing", which would, more or less, be her stabbing her wand where the sun never shone. But, if I had the guts to date a girl, Ginny would have to pay 5 Galleons to me.

*****************************************Luan****************************************

I yelled to my big sister, Luna, who was putting on makeup, "Luna! Where's my sports bra?"

Luna yelled to me from the bathroom, "Your sports bra? I thought you had it on!"

I yelled back, "My SECOND one, Luna! I don't want to give myself a black eye!"

Luna yelled, "Why do you wanna have 2 sports bras on?"

I yelled, "Number 1: No fucking black eyes! Number 2: So that my chest doesn't jiggle like I'm in a fucking earthquake! And number 3: For fucking God damn comfort!"

Luna yelled, "Whatever!"

I found a sports bra & put it on. But, for good measure, I put on 2 extra sports bras on. Lincoln walked in s I put on my 4th bra on, and asked, "Luan? What're you doing?"

I answered him, "Putting on more bras on. Why?"

Lincoln asked me, "How many do you have on?"

I said, "4.

He said, "Why?"

I told him, "Did you not hear what I just told Luna?"

*******************************************Ron***************************************

My mom said, "Ron! Ginny! Will you come down here?"

Ginny & I ran down to our mom.

She said, "We're going to your cousin's house for The 4th of July. Is that Ok with you?"

We said, "Yeah," then we went to our Cousin Moana's house via Floo Powder.

AAAANNNNDDDD that's it! And you may see that at the end I put a reference to Moana as The Weasley's Cousin. Just in case you were wondering, Moana is Molly's sister's daughter. Review isn't required, but HUGELY appreciated. TTIF! Ta-Ta-For-Now! The Darke Lorde