Malon farted as she giggled, being at her farm in the Lon Lon Ranch as she was passing gas on a cow who couldn't care less, talking with the talk show ghost of the most. "Oh my, I'm so gassy!"

"No shit, literally." Space Ghost stated as he could hear how bassy the gas from the cow raising girl was, glancing between the flatulent farm girl and his blue card that he kept tapping on his table. "Why are you Nintendo gals and general video game girls always obsessed with farts? They stink."

"Oh, but farts are wonderful! I've learned to love them since I'm surrounded by them constantly!" Malon exclaimed joyfully as she began fanning the air with her right hand, mainly used to get more of her wind breaking farts in her face as she enjoyed her tuba poots of bass.

"That's true. Cows are infamous for breaking wind." Moltar explained as he was flipping through a green book like he would normally do, deciding to push up his lever on his machine just because.

"They are?" Zorak stated as he was cleaning his keyboard. "I thought all they did was eat and look bored of everything."

"Oh yes, they do. But they also fart and poop like us!" Malon exclaimed as she let out a bunch of bubbly farts, ending on a deep pitched poot. "Ooh, I think I might need new underwear after that!"

Space Ghost rubbed his chin as he murmured, wondering if there was a point to continue this conversation. "I have to ask, just why do you like farting?"

"I just told you, silly!" Malon giggled as she leaned forward, wiggling her hips to produce more rotten smelling fart gas from her farting big butt. "It constantly stinks on my farm, and I've fallen in love with it!"

"At least she actually explains why she's a fart factory..." Moltar stated as he pushed one of the levers up again, wondering what was on television at the moment.

"...Well I guess it is kind of true. More than most of the girls in Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' fanfics." Space Ghost remarked as he looked around for a blue card, with Malon showing off her enormous brown stain on her dress from constantly farting.

At this point, Space Ghost was used to girls farting on his show. He just wondered how many more could there possibly be...