Gods on vacation! The Metatron and the most important persons in Heaven are with him. And somebody has to take care of Heaven. And the on is . . Aziraphale!

Anything could happen, especially when Crowley is there to help him . . I've only one word to describe all the things that will happen: Disaster!

Chapter 1

"I'm going to do what?!"

Aziraphale was staring at the blue pillar of light. Every time somebody upstairs wanted to speak to him they did it trough that irritating blue pillar. But Aziraphale had never spoken to God that way before. And God had never asked him to do something like this before. Usually they only told him to do this or that and nothing more. He wasn't such an important angel – why did God ask him, Aziraphale, to take care of Heaven while he was on vacation?

"You don't have to scream, you know", the pillar told him.

"And if I want to do that then?" Aziraphale asked in a little lower ton.

"It won't change anything, the decision is already made."

"I think you forgot to ask me", the angel muttered.

"Maybe we did, but right now I think it's a good idée for you to pack your bags and get up here as soon as possible."

"I have to tell Crowley were I'm going."

"Bring him with you."

Aziraphales eyes widened in shock.

"Bring a demon to Heaven?"

"Why not, he could help you."

"..."

"Hurry up, go find the demon and get here as soon as possible!"

The angel nodded weakly, still in total shock. With a flash the blue pillar disappeared and he was alone in his bedroom again. Aziraphale sunk down on his bed, mumbling to himself. He didn't know how long he was sitting there before he picked the phone up and called Crowley.

"Crowley."

"It's me, Aziraphale."

"Hi! What's the matter, you sound strange?"

"You and I are going to Heaven."

"Sorry, I thing it most be something wrong with the line. You didn't say that we where going to Heaven, did you?"

"I did. I'm going to jump in for God while he's on vacation."

"You're going to do what?!"

"Don't scream."

"Sorry. You're joking whit me, right?"

"No."

"Holy shit!"

"You could say that, yes."

"Stay there, I'll be right over!"

A click was heard and then a sharp ton. Aziraphale put the phone back in place and got to his feet. He looked around in the room. Everything looked precisely the same. Pack your bags? He'd nothing he wanted to bring to Heaven. When Crowley arrived they would talk and then . . then they were supposed to go to Heaven.

A sound of screaming brakes announced Crowleys arrival. Half a minute later somebody banged on the door.

"It's open."

Crowley stepped in trough the door.

"What's going on?" he asked.

"Don't really know, God just told me that I'm going to be him for some time. And that's why I'm called back to Heaven. And when I told him I'd to talk to you first he said that I could take you whit me."

"Right. When do we leave?"

Aziraphale stared at the demon.

"You're not shocked?"

"A bit. But I've learned to do the best out of the situation. When do we leave?"

"Now."

The pillar was back and its blue light flickered in the room. Crowley nodded.

"C'mon, angel, let's go."

Aziraphale shrugged and took a step into the blue light with Crowley right behind him. A new flash and the bedroom were empty.