Moana sat on her island and smiled. She looked up at the waves and clouds. "This is the best day ever!" Her pig, Pua came up and said, "Thanks bro."
the volcano gods were angry, forcing Moana to join the underground resistance. Maui trudged onto the beach and glared. "We gotta get the diamonds in order to please gods."
"how we gonna do that, man?" Asked Moana.
Suddenly, LIN MANUEL MIRANDA came in on a Jeep Wrangler while the volcano gods unleashed lava.
"Get down!" Yelled Moana before swinging her par with spikes. Pua leapt into the air and pinked harder then he ever had before. Moana grabbed the pig and squeezed his snout and little pig nipples. "Speak to me," cries Moana.
Pua coughed but stayed alive. "they shot me, nigga. But I can do this."
"damn right, you can." Said Maui. His tattoo came out and smiled.
mona leapt to the boat of adventure and jumped into the ocean. She wet herself in the seas and her starfish friends gently nestled themselves against her dark skin. An octopus consumed her head, using its bulbous face to cover hers. Two coral spirals tapped into her arms and strengthened against the sand. Before she knew it; Moana was sand. She was sea. She was...the ocean.
THE END