A Night to Remember

A/N: Officially my first fanfic. Don't hold back because constructive criticism is very helpful. I have noticed a few of these stories around but mine is going to be different hopefully. So all that remains are the warnings and disclaimer then you can get reading =D

Warning: This chapter contains precisely some BD spoilers and one swear word. Due to this and some other things I would recommend it for 13+. You have been warned,

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters (unfortunately) they belong to Stephenie Meyer

Edwards P.O.V

"Oh, for the love of all that's holy!" I cried as my mind tuned into Emmetts and Jaspers thoughts.

"What's wrong?" Bella asked curious but also slightly worried.

I gritted my teeth. "You don't have to call my brothers. Apparently Emmett and Jasper aren't going to let me bow out tonight." Bella clutched me tighter for a moment but, seemingly coming to the conclusion she could never win a game of tug-of-war against Emmett, she released "Have fun."

Suddenly a loud squealing noise ripped through the room. Someone-Emmett no doubt-was dragging their nails across the window creating a sound that belonged in a horror movie. Belle shuddered. "If you don't send Edward out," Emmett hissed menacingly from somewhere in the dark, "We're coming in after him!"

"Go," Bella laughed "Before they break into my house." I rolled my eyes but quickly leapt up, trying to get my shirt back on before Emmett saw. Get in there Eddie-boy. I evidently wasn't quick enough. I ignored him and kissed Bella on her forehead, I didn't want to give Emmett any more fuel for his teasing.

"Get to sleep. You've got a big day tomorrow" I soothed.

"Thanks! That's sure to help me wind down." she said, her voice layered with sarcasm.

I laughed "I'll meet you at the altar"

"I'll be the one in white" She said indifferently but with a smile.

I chuckled "Very convincing" I took one last look at her beautiful face. The last time I would see her before the wedding. I can't believe she was finally going to become Mrs Edward Cullen. Hurry up lover boy. Emmett was really starting to get on my nerves now. I sank into a crouch and sprung through the window, knocking Emmett to the floor with a thud.

"Bastard" Emmett muttered.

Bella's voice drifted down to where we were standing "You better not make him late."

I was about to go and reassure her but Emmett pulled me back "Oh no you don't, if you go back up there we'll still be stood here, waiting, in three hours" I rolled my eyes but before I could try to pull away Jasper was already at the window.

"Don't worry, Bella. We'll get him home in plenty of time" Jasper grinned. At least we'll try to. I felt a growl building up inside but a wave of calm washed over me silencing me.

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club are you?" Bella asked.

"Don't tell her anything" Emmett growled. As his grip slackened I took the opportunity to tackle him again. He tumbled to the floor and glared at me. I laughed. You may laugh now but just you wait and see what we have planned for tonight, we'll see who's laughing then. My laughter ceased abruptly.

"Relax, we Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple of grizzly bears. Pretty much an ordinary night out" Jasper said, still at the window.

Bella muttered a thanks and then Jasper dropped down to join us again.

"Let's roll" Jasper said. Both him and Emmett clamped their hands round my arms and started to pull me along.

"So are we going to the usual spot then, I caught the scent of quite a few mountain lions the other day we should catch them while they're still in the area" I babbled optimisticly, clinging to the hope that we really were only going hunting.

"Pssht, yeah, whatever Edward" Emmett snickered "Come on Edward, you know us better than that"

I groaned.

"You know for someone who's never had sex you sure know the sounds"

I tried to pull away from their hold to take a swing at Emmett but it was no use.

"Aaw, Edward no need to get embarassed. I'm sure one day, a very long time from now, a very very long time from now, I'm talking decades. Possibly centuries. You and Bella will finally-"

I let out a loud snarl cutting Jasper off.

"I don't know Jazz, the two of them looked pretty cosy up there a while ago."

"Oh really now. Edward I didn't know you had it in you"

"You should have seen them" Emmett put on a high pitched voice "Oh Edward, look at your amazing body, it may not be as nice as Emmett's but I doubt anyone's is. Too bad you're too much of a prude to-"

I growled louder "Say one more word and I swear I will tell Rose that you've been picturing Mike Newton naked in your head" I threatened. That shut him up. You have to admit though you are a prude. But you're also desperate. You're a desperate prude. "Gah! Right that is it! I'm calling Rose!" I yelled.

"No! Please! You only said, and I quote, 'say one more word', and I didn't. I thought several words"

"Please can we just stop this conversation and trail of thoughts" I pleaded "You insisted on dragging me out tonight so can you please just tell me what we're doing"

They seemed to finally take pity on me. Jasper reached into his pocket and dangled a pair of car keys in my face. The moon glinted off the silver coloured metal and dread filled me.

"Road trip" Jasper beamed excitedly.

A/N: So there you have it. Good or Bad? Let me know through a review please. I don't have any more chapters yet but I am going to start writing either tonight or tommorow. I will hopefully have another chapter posted tommorow though. If you have any ideas feel free to let me know because I honestly have no idea what is going to happen at the moment. Also, would you like there to also be a bacholerette party going on at the same time, even though I know Bella stays at home in the real story. Just let me know what you want. Reviews aren't required but it lets me know if people are actually reading it. Regardless I will post another chapter ASAP. Sorry for this long note. Lot of Love Bubblez! =D