Title: drabble
#1
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompt: #4
Funeral
Warnings: Complete wacky.
Rating: k
Summary: Drabble
type fic
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I never have and I never will.
The Wizard Times
"Hogwarts is in grieving"
Headmaster Dumbledore of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry is sad to report that their beloved care of magical creatures professor and grounds keeper and friend Rubeus Haggrid has passed away from injuries that he received from 1200 Zebras and Giraffes running him off a cliff... His students tell us he loved a lot of dangerous creatures and that him dying from injuries from zebras and giraffes are quite shocking. "He sure will be missed" says Professor McGonagall who teaches transfiguration. "He had a big heart but look where it got him the stupid oaf "said a smirking Professor Snape who teaches potions. The funeral will be this Sunday at Hogwarts by the Forbidden Forest. Everyone is welcome to attend.