1 take away all her left shoes
2 hide all her makeup brushes
3 take all lids off liquid makeup products
4 hide above and below listed items in La Push
5 Hide in La Push so she can't "see" you
6 take all her car keys
7badly paint (or graffiti) her beloved yellow car
8tell the school she's anorexic
9 pretend Bella said yes to the wedding (I know she did, don't kill me) and Alice can design it and it's tomorrow.
10 tell her yes, that dress makes her look fat
11when she runs after you after #9, take above said badly painted/graffitied car and total it
12 tell her the Volturi killed her "cat" (read 50 pranks on Carlisle Cullen if you don't know)
13 go through her closet with paintball guns, spray paint guns, chainsaw, or all 3…evil grin
14 let Jasper in on it and put him in some danger to distract Alice's "eye"
15 tell her Jasper went back to Maria (that's her name, right?)
16 crack all her nail polish
17 tell her she's short
18 then break all her heels
19 take away her credit cards
20 make her believe she's on prom committee
21 make her think she beat Emmett arm wrestling
22 then make her put money on it and
23 have Emmett beat her
24 give her big gift cards to all her fave stores with no money on them.