So today i got 9:11 like usual to go piss the urine out through my fat urethra into the piss bowl. Then afterwards o needed to go upstairs for a bowl of some freshly cut horse testicles. Then as i walked down stairs i tripped, fell forward onto my rock hard cock, it imploded, exploded the staircase, and blew up my urinary tract. Then when i got up, i slipped on some wet diarrhea that fell out my stinky ass, and fell face first into my meat grinder, then my face got shaved off and now i look like freddy krueger but uglier.
P.S. Dont drink and drive kids, you'll shoot your eye out.