Kurt Hummel had a ... secret. One time, a year ago, Kurt Hummel was a hobo. Then he met this guy named John. And John had a sandwich. But there was this other guy named Blaine, and Blaine didn't have a sandwich. And then Kurt turned goth. And so did Blaine... because they didn't have sandwiches or houses. You know... cause they were homeless.
KUrt's nickname was Homo Hobo McGoth Butt. And Blain was called Speedy because he smelled like onions.
Kurt and Blain were really sad and stuff. They were addicted to smoking bath soap. They were also eeally fatt. Until Kurtt AND Blaine decided to stop eating jolly ranchers and other poops.
They decided to start going to school at William MicKinely Hi Skool. Mr. Shoester was their teacher for all of their classes accept lunch because Kurt and Blain didn't believe in eating anymore. Teena was ugly.
Kurt and Blain read a story in their english class. It was about a girl named Tina. She was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Also, I'm a big fan of C. Low Greene.
Here is a poem Kurt wrote and Blaine read it and was like "I'm so in love with you AND i think I' m a little ueiugfiugfweiu."
It goes like this.
Rugrats 4 eva... oh why oh why rugrats,, were you cancelled ? Is it because you are a jew? OH LOOK A SHOE!
And then Quinn Fabrat was eaten by a huge herd of cows. And then Rachekl lost all of her hair iun a honey badger accident. It was tragic. Blaine's pet armidilloqw died because it overdoesed in Blaine's proactive.
AN: GOD I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT PUTTING TRIGGER WARNNING! The next chapter will be written soon... if not in about four seconds.
Shrubtanns foureveer.