((a.n. MMMM HAI GAIZ! Here's a new story of mine that ISN'T a oneshot or a yaoi fic, lmao! So here it is, basically it's as the summary says. There'll be a mix of humor scenes and dramatic romance scenes as the story progresses. It's mostly made up of dialogue, so get your memory of what each character sounds like ready and you should be okay! This chapter is a bit short, I apologize for that! I'd say this here first chapter is like an appetizer xD it tastes really good but it doesn't last very long, and it gets you hungry for the main course... okay, forget I said that. READ, CHILD, READ!))

Ninjas Don't Go Bowling

"Kiba, look what I won!"
"Bowling passes?"
"Uh-huh! Aren't they awesome?"
"Sure, whatever man. You gonna use 'em?"

Naruto Uzumaki bit his lip, "Well, I really didn't know Konoha even had a bowling alley; so I've never gone bowling… but I guess I will now!"
Kiba leaned against the wall, "heh, count me in then! I can bowl a kick ass game!"
"There are 5 passes here, sooo what 3 other people do you think would like to come with us?" Naruto asked.
"Definatley my girl! … and Shikamaru…" Kiba smirked.
"Oh, and maybe we could possibly invite Sakura! She might drop a bowling ball on my foot buuuut it could be worth it, y'know!"
Kiba rolled his eyes, "dude, you're so weird…"
"…does it show?"

About an hour later, Naruto rung up Sakura on the phone. "HEY SAKURA!"
"Ugh, Naruto? What do you want! It's almost midnight and I'm trying to-"
"I won bowling passes in a raffle!"
"That's nice. Goodnight." Sakura said quickly.
"Nononononono! Don't hang up!"
"Then what's so damn important 'bout your magical bowling passes that you MUST tell me?"
Naruto blushed, the phone between his cheek and his right shoulder, "wellll, I was wondering if you wanted to come bowling with Kiba and I...tomorrow night... do you?"
"What time tomorrow night?"
"Around 7:00." Naruto began to smile.
"Alright, I can make it." Sakura nodded, inspecting the shiny nail polish on her left hand.
"AWESOOOMEE! It's gonna be awesome! We're gonna have pizzaaaa and bowl and play the crane machineeees and drink sodaaaaa and bowl and have pizzaaaa and-"
"BUT!" Sakura 'interrupted'
"WHAT!"
"I'm not driving you weirdos."

Naruto paused to think, then he remembered, "oh well that's fine because Kiba just got his license the other day and so he'll drive… legally… right?"
Sakura sighed, "Yes, Naruto. Driving with a license is legal. Can I go back to painting my nails now?"
"Uh-huh! Wait- what color?"
"Pink!"
"DAMN IT!" Naruto pounded his fist on the table.
"Wh- why?"
"NEVERMIND!" Naruto hung up rudely and went to go get the nail polish remover.

((alright, yeah, super short. These author's notes probably have more detail than this chapter... yes, Naruto was wearing nail polish. REVIEW, CHILD, REVIEW!))