IN THE CAR
"Great! Just great! We just failed in our search to find evidence of extra terrestrial life!" Mulder groaned.

"Yeah, I know. We did better when we sought after your sister." commented Scully.

"At least Spender did worse than us." commented Mulder.

"Hah!" replied Scully.

"Well, when I got up there, on stage and in front of everybody, all I wanted to do was run off. I was so scared, because that stupid alien had run away, and screwed our report up."
"I know how you feel," sympathized Scully.

AT THEIR HOTEL

"Well, at least we can relax now." said Scully, unlocking the door.

"And have some nice coffee." added Mulder.

"I hope you made some, because I didn't." was Scully's reply.

"You didn't make the coffee?" shrieked Mulder.

"Ah! Ah! No slapping." chided Scully, catching Mulder's hand in mid-slap. "We agreed on this."

"Okay. Fine!" scowled Mulder.

"Now let's go see that girl perform in the lobby."

LATER

"Wow, she's really good."

"Mulder, you don't need to rub it in." *SLAP!*

THE END