Kiss Me, Darlin'!
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Ron walked through the halls of Hogwarts, heading towards the library.
He got there and entered. He looked around.
Ron saw Hermione sitting alone, studying. He walked over towards her.
"Hello," he said. He had the strangest smile on his face.
"Hi," replied Hermione without looking up. She stood, about to walk over to the shelves.
Suddenly, Ron reached over and pulled her into his arms.
"Kiss me, Darlin'!" he said. He gave her a big, wet kiss, right on the lips.
Ron then ran away, leaving Hermione with the strangest smile on her face.
Hermione walked over toward a table where Neville was sitting, fretting over the length of some report. She pulled him to his feet and said, "Kiss me, Darlin'!" Neville resieved a sloppy, wet kiss.
Suddenly, Voldemort burst into the library. Neville walked over and cried, "Kiss me, Darlin'!
Voldemort recieved what was probably his first kiss.
An intercom came on and Professor McGonagall's voice was heard to announce, "The school has been infected with a kissing virus. All students to be evacuat.... No, Severus, No! Go away!" ::a loud smack was heard before the intercom shut off.::
***
Professor Albus Dumbledorewoke up, mumbling, "What a strange dream..."
He heard a voice say, "Oh, it was no dream..."
He opened his eyes to see Voldemort standing over him.
"Kiss me, Darlin'!"
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Ron walked through the halls of Hogwarts, heading towards the library.
He got there and entered. He looked around.
Ron saw Hermione sitting alone, studying. He walked over towards her.
"Hello," he said. He had the strangest smile on his face.
"Hi," replied Hermione without looking up. She stood, about to walk over to the shelves.
Suddenly, Ron reached over and pulled her into his arms.
"Kiss me, Darlin'!" he said. He gave her a big, wet kiss, right on the lips.
Ron then ran away, leaving Hermione with the strangest smile on her face.
Hermione walked over toward a table where Neville was sitting, fretting over the length of some report. She pulled him to his feet and said, "Kiss me, Darlin'!" Neville resieved a sloppy, wet kiss.
Suddenly, Voldemort burst into the library. Neville walked over and cried, "Kiss me, Darlin'!
Voldemort recieved what was probably his first kiss.
An intercom came on and Professor McGonagall's voice was heard to announce, "The school has been infected with a kissing virus. All students to be evacuat.... No, Severus, No! Go away!" ::a loud smack was heard before the intercom shut off.::
***
Professor Albus Dumbledorewoke up, mumbling, "What a strange dream..."
He heard a voice say, "Oh, it was no dream..."
He opened his eyes to see Voldemort standing over him.
"Kiss me, Darlin'!"