Ah, the first chapter of Akatsuki Wars. Now we'll see if Naruto and friends can handle the new and improved Akatsuki, and will Hinata ever recover from the death of Naruto's
and hers unborn child? Aren't you just
tired of me reminding you that their child's dead from Sasuke's Chidori? Do you think I should make the chapters longer? All and more will be answered in the final installment of
this series, which is close to an end.
Well, time for what all of you are waiting for...the disclamer.
A/N: I do not own Naruto, and if I did their would be sex scenes in all episodes consisting of NaruHina and SasuSaku. Warning: Character death and sad parts. Like Naruto's
death scene in front of Hinata.
Ha ha, I'm joking. Or am I? Just something to think about. Well let's get started.
They finnaly got to their destination. Where the last battle will be held. Where the war will begin, and end. Akatsukigakure, where all the lowest of societies scums reside. It was like
one huge base. It wasa large castle, that stood what seems like miles into the sky. It was ten times the size of Konoha, so normally it take three months with the kind of mission they
were on, but they only had one. Plus, the soldiers for the distraction would tire quickly, so they had to do this quick and stealthy. They looked to their right, and could see for miles
the land was so barren. They could even see the battle that was about to start. They could see the five great nations army that assembled in order to stop the Akatsuki and their evil
goals. And they could see the Akatsuki army that was marching right towards the other army. Though, non of the leaders were there. They all nodded, and snuck in the castle just
like they were supposed to.
There, they all split up into their respected platoons in order to cover more ground. Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, and Shino went directly West of their position into the maze
buildings inside the castle. While Kakashi, Ebisu, Genma, and Hayate went the opposite way. Guy, Lee, Raido, and Shizune went North-east of their position. Itachi, Sakura, Ino,
and Tenten went up the castle walls in order to get a layout of the area. Kisame, Kuranai, Asuma, and Kiba went South-west. Neji, Hiashi, Hizashi, and random Hyuga went
South-east. Finally Sai and his ink soldiers went North-west. Now they only had to find the enemy beforethe enemy found them.
"This is were we make our last stand!" Tsunade yelled as all forty-thousand Ninja's plus all five Kage's reached the battlefield. "We'll show the world what happens when they
threaten peace and prosperity!" She cried as every ninja and Kage let out a battle roar.
"Ready bro?" Temari asked Gaara as he looked at the oncoming Akatsuki soldiers. He then looked in her eyes, showing nothing but confidence.
"I was born ready."
As Kakashi and his team of Jonin speed threw the castle like base, a huge blast of chakra came plummeting to wards them.
"Raikiri!" Kakashi cried as he stopped the blast from hitting his team.
"Who would of thought of a attack on the outside AND the inside." The young man said sarcastically as he looked at his enemies. As Kakashi's team laid eye's on this man, they
noticed that he looked like a hamster.
'What the fuck?' they all thought at the same time as they laid eye's on his buck teeth.
"My name is Hamtaro. Which one of you wanna die first?" He asked sounding genually curious, being a arrogant bastard.
"My what confidence." Ebisu said out of no where. "I can't wait to wipe that smirk off your face." he said, sounding confident, when actually he was nervous as hell.
"All right team, we can't just wast time like this." Kakashi said in a commanding voice. "Ebisu, you and I will take him on." Kakashi said as he revealed his Sharingan. "While Genma
and Hayate will go on ahead." he said as started hand weiving. "Summoning Earth style: Fang Pursuit Jutsu!" He yelled as ninja dogs came from the ground attacking
Hamtaro. When they thought it was good they both dashed on ahead, both whispering good luck to Kakashi and Ebisu.
"I don't think so!" Hamtaro said as he ran after the two. Suddenly Ebisu appeared right in front of him.
"Nice try!" He yelled as he got a good punch against the Akatsuki member, sending him a good ten feet away. "You shouldn't underestimate the Shinobi of the leaf." He said as he
and Kakashi got into their respective Taijutsu stances, ready to die if necessary to defeat this man.
"Everyone in formation, we have company." Itachi said to the three girls as they all halted as a mysterious Ninja appeared in front of them. "Hello, Yondaime-sama." Itachi said to
the former leader of Konoha. Arashi smirked as he disappeared and reappeared behind all of them. At first it didn't seem like anything happened. But then all four of them fell to the
ground, unconscious. Arashi smirked again.
"I would kill you, but I do need some information." he said with a sadistic grin on his face. All of a sudden Itachi and the three girls all disapeared in a puff of smoke, and Arashi's
smirk turned to a frown.
"Tricked by an Uchiha, figures." Arashi said as he too puffed into smoke, and from a distance, our favorite Uchiha had on a frown.
"Itachi-sensei," Sakura began. "How come we didn't fight him? We out number him don't we?" She asked as Itachi stared back. He slowly closed his eyes, comtemplating Sakura's
question.
"Sakura, even if we do out number him, that would work, but even all of us combined we wouldn't even give him a scratch." He said as all girls looked at him in shock, not knowing
their enemy was this powerful. Then Ino decided to open her big mouth.
"If he's so powerful, then why go on this mission?" She asked loudly, almost alerting everyone of their presence.
"Because Naruto-kun is very close to his level. If anyone can defeat Arashi, it's him." He said as he and his team went on with the mission.
"Watch out!" Ebisu yelled as he pulled Kakashi away from another blast of chakra...again.
"Thanks Ebisu." Kakashi said as he looked at their opponet. He sigh'd heavily, as he already saved Ebisu ten times, while Ebisu him eight. This man was so fast at using his chakra
blast, he could barely follow it, even with the Mangekyo Sharingan. He was starting to wish he had Genma and Hayate with him and Ebisu. Don't get him wrong, Ebisu was very
strong, he is a Jonin after all, with Anbu leveled abilities, but this opponent, he needed allot more men. If only Naruto or Itachi were here, then he would have a better chance.
Though he doubt Itachi would beat this guy instantly, after all he and Itachi are on the same level.
But now was not the time to muse, Hamtaro already took out all his Ninja hounds, and they only gave him a few scratches. Yep, this was defiantly their lucky day.
"Time to end this with a bang." Hamtaro said as he charged another chakra ball.
'Shit.' Kakashi and Ebisu thought as they looked at the shear size of the ball.
"Die!" Hamtaro yelled as he launched the ball at them.
"Mangekyo!" Kakashi yelled as he absorbed the ball and sent it to another dimension with his Mangekyo, surprising Hamtaro and Ebisu. This battle was far from over.
Sai and ink soldiers
"Damn, I hoped to avoid confrontations, but then again, no point in a mission without getting a little dirty." he said as he looked at his dead opponent, Sephiroth, who wasn't even
that strong, to him at least.
"Geez, and I thought the Akatsuki was supposed to be so powerful. You proved me right." He said sarcastically, then turned around and summoned more ink soldiers. "I hope
Naruto-kun's all right, he is my first real friend." He thought to himself as he remembered when he forgot his lunch, Naruto gave him some of his. (No, Sai's not gay, he just likes
Naruto like a friend.) "Better get moving, one down, nine to go." he said as he and his ink soldiers ran to their destination.
Kakashi and Ebisu
"Raikiri!" Kakashi yelled as he struck Hamtaro with it, just missing his heart. As Hamtaro coughed up blood, he jumped back and smiled.
"Your getting better at reading my movements." he mused, as if he wasn't even phased being so close to death. "I better be more careful, though I doubt you'll get another lucky
shot like that." He smirked as he started handsigns.
"I don't think so!" Ebisu yelled as he too started handsigns. "Reverse Jutsu!" he yelled as Hamtaro's chakra ball disappeared.
'Again, damn!' He yelled in his mind, then remembered Kakashi.
"Raikiri!" Kakashi yelled as he almost got Hamtaro a third time.
"Like I said, No more lucky shots!" He yelled as he looked at Ebisu and Kakashi. "I have to admit, your both very strong, but the jutsu your both using takes incredible amounts of
chakra. You'll tire soon." he said as if he already won.
'He's right.' Kakashi said to himself. 'By the way things are going, Ebisu can use that Jutsu of his three more times, while since I used Raikiri four times, I'm good for another four.
As soon as he thinks Ebisu cannot use his Jutsu any more, and I attack with Raikiri three more times, I'll attack when he least expects it.' Kakashi said to himself, as he readied for
the next round. 'Time to end this.' Kakashi thought to himself as he started doing handsigns. "Earth style: Earth Dragon Jutsu!" He yelled as a huge Mud Dragon launched at
Hamtaro.
"Is that seriously all you got?" He yelled as he dodged the earth dragon. "And the Hatake's are supposed to be the arch rival's of the Hamham clan." Hamtaro said, as a serious look
took over his face.
"You mean?" Kakashi began as his eye's widened. "Your the last of the Hamham clan?" Kakashi asked, shocked that the Hamham clan was supposed to be destroyed over thirty
years ago.
"Wait, what's the Hamham clan?" Ebisu asked, never knowing that a clan could adopted such a stupid clan name.
"The Hamham clan, like Hamtaro stated, is the rival to my clan, the Hatake clan, who is blessed with beautiful faces, which we hide 'cause we don't want to be bothered by fan
girls." Kakashi answered.
"While the Hamham clan is born with hideous features that look similar to hamster's, which is why our clans are enemies." He finished after his speach.
"Now both clans are down to only one member," Hamtaro began. "Me of the Hamham clan,"
"And myself of the Hatake clan." Kakashi finished as he looked at the one who his clan hated so much.
"Okay," Ebisu said with a sweatdrop. "So your clan's hate eachother, because of the way the other looked?" He asked.
"No," Hamtaro said as his anger grew. "The Hatake's are just so arrogant, they have beautiful faces, and they hide it!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "While we of the Hamham
clan have hideous features for a Kekai Genkai! It's so unfair!" He yelled now pointing at Kakashi. "Why should you be blessed with a handsome face, while I look like a Hamster,
it's so unfair!" He yelled louder than ever. "I'm going to kill you and prove my clan is superior!" He finished as he glared at his rival.
"Ebisu, leave." Kakashi said causing Ebisu to double take.
"But Kakashi..." before he could finish Kakashi cut him off.
"This is a battle of our clans Ebisu, do not interfear, or I'll kill you." Kakashi said in a cold voice, showing he wasn't kidding. Ebisu, looking at his feet, decided this was one battle
that one must do alone, for pride, and sort of a Right of Passage.
"Very well Kakashi, good luck." He said as he ran off, hopeing his friend would be all right. While Hamtaro had on a sadistic grin.
"So," He began. "A battle of the clans, to see which is superior, my clan, or yours." he said looking at Kakashi with that same sadistic grin, buck teeth and all.
"Shut it bucky." Kakashi stated as Hamtaro's sadistic grin was replaced with a angry expression.
Yes, it's a short chapter, defiantly shorter than the last chapter in Mangekyo Sharingan Naruto but that's what most chapter's are going to be, about this long, unless I feel that you
guy's deserve it, like having about One hundred reviews on this story, so I'm thinking of posting a new chapter of Hey Their Baby but actually making a chapter that I actually tried
to make good, unlike when the later chapters in it, were just random stuff I put in. So if I get reviews or PM's that demand new chapters that actually were tried on, than yes, I'll
make new chapters for it, and they will be good. But like I said before, at least think I said before, Naruto is Spider-Man is definatly done with, and I will most likely delete it. If I
ever feel like it, than I'll repost it 'cause I saved all of the chapters into my laptop. Oh, and please stop complaining about my spelling cause I have no spell check, okay. Now, Five
reviews, and I'll post the next chapter, when I have a chance 'cause no internet, I have to go to my sisters place 'cause she got Internet, so I have to go over there and
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This way I know what to work on in my stories. Okay now I'm just rambling and for anyone who actually read this far, thank you for reading my story, and my long long long
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Yup, been planning to use thatpairing for a while now, and decided to make them an official pairing in this story. Wow this is long. Well thank's again for reading this far. Ja ne.