Gin and Aizen's Childhood Adventures
Aizen and Gin are skipping through and a flowery meadow singing "butt buddies, butt buddies…", when they returned home they found that someone SHIT in their coats! They knew it was a present from the 13 court guard squads because one:the poo was made of rati. And two: they deliberately said to their faces "we're gonna shit on your coats!" this is the day they swore they would get revenge on the whole soul society. Basically they turned into a couple of gay assholes.
Day 1 of evilness
One day Aizen went shopping for a new dress so Gin went out to get some flowers for Aizen. Gin ran into an orange hair kid holding a butcher knife. The kid was teasing gin about having flip-flops on and his tank top tied and his daisy-dukes on. (This is why gin hated Ichigo the 1st time he saw him.) Gin's anger rose when that orange haired jackass started laughing at him. Instead of pussying out and cry in an emo corner like Aizen usually does, gin called his winky to the front line. Winky is his snake. No it's a real snake you sick pervs! What the hell were you thinking? So anyways he's a snake that comes from his crotch. Winky likes. Cuz it's warm and moist and dark. (sorry for calling you pervs we really aren't helping are we?) BACK TO THE STORY! Winky a miniature python unzips gins pants. He jumps out and latches onto carrot-tops neck. Spazzing out the kid drops the knife and tries to pull gins winky away from him. Out of nowhere, winky grabs a hold of a spoon with its tail. He then digs the kid's heart out with it. He could've done it with the knife but a spoon is more painful and waaaaaaaaaay more fun. We're mean we know.
After going to the dress store and picking up a pink frilly dress for the soul society prom, and after just getting his nails done and whacking it the dressing room, he wonders to Victoria's Secret. His mom and dad turn out to be there. They start ranting on how disappointed they are in their gay son and all of his gayness. Aizen's eyes slightly twitches for he can't take any more of their bull shit so he rips off his shirt and screams, "machine gun jumblies!" and wasted those motha fucka's! Aizen then flies away. (Don't ask why he flies he just does ok) kid yells, "Look its gay man!" his mom said, "listen! His butt whistles!"