Cherryblossom signs on
UchihaAvenger signs on
Hello Sasuke
…Hn.
. meanie… I guess that's normal…
Hn. Get used to it.
Mutters bastard
What did you call me?! D: snarls
LOL, bastard :) lol
…I don't have time for this…
Bastard Uchiha avenger obsessed person
dangerous silence
. ummm…
If only I were standing behind you…with a knife…a long, sharp knife…
. emo .
choked sob Maybe I am, Sakura! Maybe I am! What the hell d'you know??!
Lol, I'm sowry Sasuke, did I hurt your feelings!
Just…just go away…
You saw nothing…!
lauges happily hehehe
Look at you..you can't even spell. You are laughing at my misery…T.T emos
He you are enraged with madness, and emoness. . I wounder what Naruto would do if he heard about all this… . hehehe
N-no! Sakura! You can't! T.T Please…if you tell him I'll hide away in my basement and die all alone…never marrying or having children…
. you are evil… hehe or never killing your brother either! Ha… im srry. I am mean today… smirks
Don't bring him into this..! Stop laughing… glares And yes…yes, I can see that you are…
. ummm. Lol. Yeah, …
…
. akward…
Hn.
Gawd! Say Hn one more time and I WILL come and KILL you! is serious
quiet pause
….
….Hn. ;)
cherryblossom signs out
Uh…shit.
UchihaAvenger signs out
Cherryblossom signs in
Dam… he is not there!
UchihaAvenger signs in
..Great. You're here.
Smiles lol
…Females scare me sometimes.
Lol, wait until Naruto and Ino hear that! Smiles
What is with you threatening to tell people what I've said?! Jesus… scowls at nothing
Cause it is fun :) to see you get mad… :P
….I will never understand you people.
Oh yes I know :) we get hyper easier than the bold Uchiha does :) we have more fun!!! Haha
…Are you insulting me?! And the rest of my family, for that matter?!!
Lol, yeah… you know, most girls would not be making fun of you, usually I would not either… but it is sooo fun.
…That has nothing to do with anything. Are you insane?
Well… lol im drinking pop, this is my 5th can tonight!!!!
…That definitely clears that issue up.
Yeah,… I think im high on pop
……
That's just great, Sakura.
:( hehe he.. I gotta go pee… too much pop! Brb!
…I did not need to know that… disgusted
is laughing ha ha ha… :):):) :(:(:( lol
You disgust me.
Okay…what the hell is wrong with you?
I like PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you need a psychiatrist?
I'm special!!!!!!
Oh yeah. You're real special. Go kill yourself now, please.
No.. im pretty sure you would miss me :) I know you would, cause once you said you did not want to see a "comrad" die
Ignoring Oh yes…we could hang you…right in front of Naruto's door…. deranged grin
… he would cry.. :) hehe
Uh, yeah…….So:)
:) hehe, yeah!
I'm so glad that you're so eager. Shall we get started? I could even cut you up a bit beforehand, if you like. . I'm feeling very generous…
. rapped by Sasuke… ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who'd wanna rape you? Besides, coming from me, it wouldn't be considered rape. You'd probably enjoy it. ;)
:O is appaled
Ehehehe…you should be, Sakura. You should be. 8D Be afraid…be very afraid…
O.o… backs away slowly
Cackles…
O.o . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is scared
:) I've been taking lessons. From Orochimaru.
O.o :O .
…Waddya think? Think I got the technique down? Oro-sama said I still had a ways to go…hm. I wonder…too pedophile-ish? Hm… breaks into sudden insane laughter Gnihihi…hihihi….hihi…hih….8D…
hyperventilates OMG!!!!! is scared Sasuke has gone nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg!
Aw…all I want is a second opinion…cmon…Hey, that's not fair. I'm totally sane…:( is sad
shift eyes ummm. runs away scared
This sucks…she was gunna tell me how my technique is…dang.
O.o… I am scared.. what have I done?!!!!!!
Q.Q I thought you loved me!!
O.o I do… sorta…. Im scared!
What? Was it the rape thing?! C'mon, why the hell would I rape you? T.T Please Sakura…I need the love…Y.Y
:( awww… I don't know if you would or not.. (I hope not) cause ever since Orochimaru was like with you and all… O.o
That's right! Feel guilty! …Wait, what? Waddya mean by that? Oro-sama has taught me many valuable lessons. nods solemnly
Well… ummm… uhhh… well you know Orochimaru is kinda… odd and… well ya.. you never know what he taught you or anything…
Uh…actually Sakura, I kinda do know, because I was the one he was teaching…-.-;
And…how dare you insult Oro-sama… cries
… O.o.. well I don't know what he taught you:( is scared
Too damn bad. You shoulda come, if you wanted to know what he was teaching me. Che.
TT you did not let me TT member, you knocked me out and put me on a bench.. laying there… all alone… so cold… and alone… T.T
… on At least I put you on a frickin bench! I could've left you there the ground to rot, but no. I could've killed you, too…hm…Besides, you never asked to come. . You were in the way, so I knocked you out. Geez.
T.T I so DID ask to come! Mutters Bastard…
Ah wait...now it's coming back to me. Um…shit.
T.T I would have come and helped! T.T is sad
Hn. You'd be in the way. . God! You ruined my mood! T.T… scowls
Glares evily! . I hate you… but I love you too. Behold the conflict…
o.o ..I will never understand the species that is the female.
. evil dam conflict. Must kill it!!!!!!!! But can't I hate and love you at same time! Not cool!!!! T.T
-.-; You can't kill conflict…I do not understand you…
O.O… we have been at this for more than an hour… its 12AM in the morning… wait AM is morning! T.T is upset lol, why am I even still talking to you?!
Because you love me and worship me, as if I were god. Which I am.
Drools … never mind! and im to hyper to go to bed!
Heh. The power I have over the female species…One moment.
… fine………………… I gotta Pee again!!!!!!!!!!!!! rushes to bathroom!
…-.- That's disgusting.
Ok… im back… and feeling much better :)
…Ugh. That's just too much information…
oww!!!!! Know what?! I hit my friken funny bone on the washer (clothes) on the way back from the bathroom!
Amazing, Sakura. Just amazing. Do you need a medical kit? -.-
It huwrt! And yes! I do need medical attention!!!!
An asylum is what you need. With caring, patient nurses who inject little shiny needles into you to keep you happy and not crazy. Like you are right now.
OMG!!!!!! Paper cut!!!!!!!!! I'm bleeding! OMG!!!!! Come kiss it better pouts
Oh my god! Call the medic nins, she's gotta paper cut! She'll bleed to death! How 'bout get them to kiss it better? -.-; I'm sure as hell not getting up just to go over there and kiss your goddam paper cut better, at twelve in the frickin' morning. You aren't three, last time I checked, and I'm not your mother…Thank god…
T.T… no goddam nurse is doing anything to me. Specially kiss it better, Hell no!!
Sakura, nobody gives a shit about your stupid finger. Especially not me, so piss off.
T.T glares at Sasuke !!!!!! you are soo mean!! Sasuke you are a bastard, no wonder some girls are giving up on you T.T hehe. More chance for me and other girls. :) grins
O.O That can't be true…I need love!! T.T
Ha, less and less people are liking you now, even Ino gave up on you and she was like the leader of the freaking "We love Sasuke group"
…Huh? Oh, sure. You're lying. -.- She came up to me yesterday, ogling like always, and gave me some nasty smelling flowers. You're just winding me up. Glares
Well she is half and half, she sorta likes Shikamaru and you both… you got competition! Ha, and other girls are also falling for other guys, they are more happy now, cause you were stealing all the girls away from them.
Aha! You lie! Anyways, like I care what other people are doing…that's up to them, what does it have to do with me?! turns away and sobs hides in dark, small corner
your lucky some people still like you… some people gave up when you were away… T.T I didn't though, I knew you would come back one day ( I hoped)
T.T sniffs Really? People still..? Wait, what the hell? I don't give a shit. -.- I don't like you anyways. Che.
UU I hate you!!, I want chocolate, and pie, and cheese… and other things… omg I gotta pee again! Gawd WTF!!!! U.U T.T Y.Y . (too many faces so little time to get to the bath room W.W)
O.o What is wrong with you? How small is your bladder?! And what is with girls and eating when they're depressed…retarded…
Its because we ge treally emotional when we get dumped or rejected or made fun off, we eat out feelings away!!!!!!!!!! is depressed
…I'm not even going to pretend that I understand a single word of that. -- is far too insensitive for his own good
is fine again (sorta) … its almost one!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah uh huh, almost two hours of random talking and funness! Ahahaha
Aw…I dropped my baby tomato… is sad T.T entirely ignored what you just said due to the loss of his beloved tomato
Smiles … runs into kitchen to get something…
o.o Oh god.
Smiles
Oh…oh no…
What's wrong Sasuke? Something upsetting you????
This…this is horrid…What happened to them all?! Q.Q!! sobs
What is gone Sasuke???
My tomatoes!!! T.T I don't know…where they went… chokes
OMG! Sasuke has no tomatoes!… but I do!… hehehe
Gone….they…they're all gone… Noooo! I'm going to starve…T.T
Gawd, is that all you have in your entire freaking house????! Omg.. you need a woman and a life
N-no…that's not all I have in the house… whimpers But if I don't eat a tomato in the next 12 hours…I'm gunna curl up and die…all alone…in the house where my parents were murdered…o.o terrified..
O.o omg! is scared for Sasuke
Well…I won't really die, but…I love my tomatoes…T.T cries
rolls eyes ok then… umm right…. pats Sasuke's head
Ouch…I scraped my hand on the keyboard thing…T.T
…ok then, poor, poor Sasuke baby..
…I hate you. OW! Fcking dog…god! Bit my nose…. ): glares at dog poor dog cowers..in fear..
Aww poor Sasuke, the dog got your nose!
O.O Are you serious? Holy shit…holy shit! My nose…my face! My beautiful face!!! Tsunade…o.o get me Tsunade! NOW!! O.O spasms
Oh my frekin god Sasuke! O.o, it wa a joke, you know?! O.o it was a joke weirdo! A joke. You don't need Tsunade, and by the way im a medical ninja too Y.Y O.O
I don't care, Tsunade wouldn't ruin my face. Like you might. T.T And you…you're cruel. That's all I have to say to you.
No I would tell her you were being mean to me and she would do something to you and your "handsome" face! Muhahaha
You're very sad, you know that? And you know it's sexy. You love it.
Mumbles freakin bastard, I love you and all but sometimes you can be soo over dramatic..and yeah…
Che. Me, overdramatic? I'm an Uchiha, thank you very much. Uchiha's are simply not overdramatic. It does not happen.
covers ears lady lady lady bloody la!!
…Sometimes I'm very convinced that you're six. Seeing you act like this doesn't exactly help to convince me otherwise…-.-;
glares at Sasuke
Yes, I hate you too. . You know, you're glaring at a computer screen.
glares at Sasuke harder
stares
starts to blush… but then get red with madness
blinks You're deranged.
Charlie!!!! Charlie, Charlie: What the hell is that?! Other thing: It's a leopluragon Charlie, a magical leopluragon!
…The fuck? disturbed
Charlie: You do know there is no Candy mountain right guys?
Other thing: Suuunnnnnn, shunnn the non beliver!
You scare me sometimes. Are you high again? Because that would really explain it. Then I can go to sleep without having nightmares about you, all crazy an' shit.
Smiles sorry, it's a video on Youtube, you must watch, Its called Charlie the Unicorn …. :)
Oh yes. I'd love to spend my time watching a unicorn. Wonderful. I think I need to try my technique from Oro-sama on you again.
O.o, Is scared
8) Oh yes…be afraid, dolly…
oh my god! Dolly? Eekkk. And ewww
You know you'd love to get some. ;)
Im scared! Help me Naruto!
Aah, wonderful. It's lovely when you're scared. …And we're in a chatroom. Naruto can't help you, unless he's stalking you and watching you from your window…or something creepy like that…knowing Naruto, he'd fall and you'd see him. Heh.
turn around paranoid OMFG! Oh… its just my cat…. Omfg if it was him I would seriously kill him… and then I would kill you…
You'd kill him? -.- You were just begging for him to save you about a minute ago…and how could you kill me? You can't even spar against me…-.-; Uh..no offence. You're ruining my mood…god…I hate you. You always do that. .
has mood swing
sways
throws up on floor beside her…
……faints
…Wow. Isn't someone desperate for my attention… . How can you type if you fainted…God. You people.
wakes up
is about to faint again
Oh god here I go!
…No comment.
manages to put hand on keyboard and type this from the floor
Absolutely amazing. You're stunning. sarcastic to the max
is still on floor on top of upchuck ewww…
…Disgusting…you're lying in your own puke. You're shameless, aren't you? Get the hell off the goddam floor, bitch.
T.T cries meanie Dam Uchiha!!!
Oh, you just say that. You know you love us. We're sexy and godlike.
. no ure not T.T
No, of course I'm not. That's why people grovel at my feet. :)
glares at Sasuke for being dam smart person
smirks and winks
You love me. Just say it.
T.T no…
…Pickles. (I had to say something…I'm getting very bored. She's not as entertaining as she may seem…hm.)
glares at Sasuke glares until eyes start to hurt,
then looked over at other screen relizing that there are display pictures,
drools at Sasuke's picture
Oh please…stop glaring. I'm getting sick of it. . And please stop gaping at my display picture…it's disturbing. Cringes
You can't even see my glares!HMPH!
Uh, yeah I can. You're typing it. O.o Are you well? Mentally? …Oh wait. Dumb question. .
. im not hyper any more… .
Sad. I never was.
Whats up?
The sky is, dumbass. Or your ceiling…either one. I doubt you're outside. If you are, there's something wrong with you. It's 2 below. (Celsius, people…)
. don't call me dumb, dumbass
But it's fun. :( I like to.
. you're sooo mean to me!
How much money would you give me if I counted how many times you've said that tonight? 1 dollar for each:)
FINE!!!! .
…Wow. Really? Free money…
lol wow, ill just steal mony from Naruto . hehe
I dunno. That might be hard.
No not for me, ill just ACT like I like him take wallet while he is drooling over me and take money, give owed to you and rest for moi!
. You're dense. Haven't you ever noticed he's flat broke, always? And I doubt he'd drool over you. He has Hinata. ;)
Oh he will ;) trust me, and ill just see how much money he has , if non ill try again later, until enough money is gatherd.
Unbelievable. You still don't get it. You know what…just drop it. -.-;
Okay! .
……
I don't know you.
Sakura. Go drown in your sink. Being you, you'd find out some way to.
I can see the bloodshed now…all the sliced up organs strewn across your living room floor…
. …. . …. .
I think you have mad cow disease.
. I think you are allergic to girls .
Maybe I am. Then I can kill you and not get sent to jail for it :D.
. … I don't get it .
You never will Sakura. You never will. malicious smile
. … uhh .
Hn.
Hn.
Hn.
Holy fuck.
. ….
UchihaAvenger signs out
Oh wait…O.O!!
buzzsaw is heard
UchihaAvenger signs on
O.O
OMG! You cut my door down with a buzzsaw! O.O
A/N: Me and my friend SharinganProdigy made this at 11:00 and it went on until almost 2:00 O.o hehe, it was fun, I was Sakura, and she was Sasuke, see how much fun me and my friends can get sometimes?! Hehe, please enjoy part 1 of this crazy story. ;)
S.P. : More to come…8D…and more…crazy Sasuke!!!!! O.o Bwaha…