Title: Love or overactive imaginations

Title: On the First Day of DBZ...

Summary: Parody of the Christmas song-thing, On the First Day of Christmas, I think, NOTHING to do with the holiday, I'm just borrowing the tune....lala

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, so if you sue, I hope you drop dead you son-of-a-bi--*gets dragged away to her rubber room* (And on my fic, Love of Overactive Imaginations, I think I forgot the disclaimer, so I don't anything from here either...)

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On the First Day of DBZ

On the first day of DBZ, Goku gave to me...

A gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the second day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Two giant fish and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the third day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the fourth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the fifth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Five Dinocaps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the sixth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Six Cell Juniors,  five Dinocaps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the seventh day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the eighth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Eight Z Warriors, seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the ninth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Nine scowls from Vegeta, eight Z Warriors, seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the tenth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Ten random villains, nine scowls from Vegeta, eight Z Warriors, seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the eleventh day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Eleven pounds of food, ten random villains, nine scowls from Vegeta, eight Z Warriors, seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

On the twelfth day of DBZ, Goku gave to me,

Twelve...re-runs... eleven pounds of food, ten random villains, nine scowls from Vegeta, eight Z Warriors, seven dragon balls, six Cell Juniors, five Dino-caps...four goofy grins, three Kamehamehas, two giant fish, and a gift wrapped senzu bean!

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A/N: You all knew to hold out 'five dinocaps' right? (In DB, Bulma calls the lil capsules Dinocaps, so uh, yeah?) Is giving 'nine scowls from Vegeta' even possible? 

Oh well, I've had a bad day...yep, aren't you glad you know that?  Anyhow, this idea (which I'm sure has been done) came to me when I was eating breakfast this morning.  :\ R&R if you wish.