A/N: If you haven't read Orange Soda go back and do so, so you can get the jokes in this one. Orange Soda is a Naruto Humor even if you don't like it, it's just plan funny well you don't really have to read Orange Soda but it will give you some back ground info on this story.

Popcorn Chicken

Kira was sitting on her couch while eating popcorn chicken when a remote flew out of nowhere and hit Kira right in the eye. This caused her to scream in pain and flip over the couch.

When Kira ripped the remote out of her bleeding eye she saw a note attached to it.

It said, 'Kira press the resurrection button damn it!'

Kira was tempted to press other buttons to, she did and ripped a whole in reality right where her T.V. was. Being slightly stupid like Krit, she walked through it, to then find herself in a town in the middle of the desert. Then she realized that she should press the resurrection since she didn't know what else to do with the remote.

Kira pressed the button than a great blinding flash happened and Krit was standing there yelling at Kira, "About damn time I've been dead for about 40 seconds and it was getting really, really hot."

"Wasn't Gwen with you when you left go get orange soda." asked Kira.

"Yeah, I think she hit rock bottom."

"What?" Kira said dumbfounded.

"I know wait one moment!" Krit started to press different button on the remote than pointed it at the ground and said, "Stand back" Krit and Kira moved a way a little bit then Krit pressed a button and a giant crack opened up in the earth to show flames shooting out of it than a body started to crawl out of it. Than the crack closed and Gwen was standing there with a hot dog in her left hand.

"Wooohoo great B.B.Q. you should have stayed Krit."

"Shut up."

"I would have gotten you a Hot dog but I needed an extra hand." Gwen said laughing.

"You and your god damn hand puns."

"Well than you should have lent a helping hand while I was fighting."

"Just shut up." Krit said while walking a way than she realized that they weren't in the apartment. Krit's neck creaked as she turned to look and Kira and hissed, "What did you do?"

"I pressed a button." she said smiling.

"Look at my stump." yelled Gwen as she jumped on to Kira's back and pointed to the stump.

"What did you two do on the way to the store?" Kira asked scared.

"Nothing." Krit said acting as if nothing was truly wrong.

"Now what button did you push?" asked Krit.

"On of the purple ones," Kira said smiling.

"Great that only narrows in down to like 700 possibilities," said Krit a little ticked off. Then all of a sudden a blond kid ran into Krit followed by a walking suit of armor.

"Hey watch ware your going," Kira yelled trying to scold the blond. Him and Krit got up and glared at each other. They were exactly the same height and Krit could thing of only one thing to say to him.

"You're really short."

"WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT!"

"So what I'm short but you're a guy aren't you supposed to be taller than me unless your like I don't know 10," Krit said trying not to laugh.

"I'M 16!"

"Wow you need to hit a growth spurt," said Gwen as she ran up and poked him with her stump of an arm.

"What is your name?" asked Kira.

"Ed and that is Al," he said motioning toward the suit of armor.

"Wow what did you work on him to make an empty suit of armor walk around?" said Krit. They just stared at them in stunned silence, and then Gwen decided to brake to awkward silence.

"I've been to hell, it was hot, I think I lost a couple pounds, and they have good hotdogs." Gwen said holding up a hotdog. Everyone just kind of stared at Gwen as she ate her hotdog.

"How did you know that he was empty?" asked Ed

"We have powers," said Kira wiggling her finger in a spooky manner.

"That is really creepy," said Al.

"Yes, yes we are and you are going to take us to Central," said Krit pointing at Ed.

"Why should we do that?" asked Ed

"Because if you don't I am going to teleport a watermelon in your stomach, and Gwen will hide in Al and make funny noises." then they turned to Al because they herd a clinking sound. They saw Gwen poking Al with her sump of an arm.

"Why are you so ecstatic about your lost arm?" asked Ed.

"Because I killed someone," Gwen said still poking Al.

"Fine we will take you but it will take a while to get there," said Ed franticly slowly moving away from Gwen.

"No it won't" said Krit as she pulled out the remote and pushed one of the buttons then all of a sudden a jet car appeared.

"Behold this can brake the sound barrier I think we will be able to get there in a matter of seconds," said Krit giving the car a hug. So everyone got into the car then Gwen got up front to drive. Ed started to panic when he saw this.

"Why is she driving she only has one arm and she is crazy," Ed said frantically.

"Actually she is the sanest of the three of us then it's me then Krit is last she has the most mental problems," Kira informed him. This cause Ed to look at who he was sitting next to.

"I held up a Starbucks," Krit said happily, and with that Gwen drove off to Central.