Disclaimer: i do not own my little pony or the characters in is owned by the hub and Lauren Faust.
A/N: Ok so I am going back and revising the first five chapters of this story since they were the really messed up ones. I hold no guarantees of further revision that chapter five. So if you are new to the story and I have not finished my revision than you might encounter some REALLY bad writing.
Chapter one: The stallion.
Another beautiful day in sun was shining. The skies were late morning and a certain cyan Pegasus was sleeping in her fluffy cloud of a home.
Rainbow dash woke groggy. She had low pulsating thumping in her head. It almost felt like her brain was having a party and the bass was cranked up too high. She slowly sat up in her bed and held her head with her hooves. "I've got to slow down on the drinking."
Dash was about to head to the bathroom but stopped when she heard the familiar sound of a pony snoring quietly. She looked left to view a light gray Pegasus stallion with spiky blonde mane sleeping in her bed.
Rainbow dash violently shook the stallion while yelling "Wake up." The stallion lifted up startled. "Huh, what's going on?" She waited for him to gain his bearings. He looked at Rainbow with a smug muzzle "You ready for another round RainBLOW"
Dash had fury in her eyes "Who the buck do you think you are? Get out of my house!"
This did not phase the stallion "Come on now, you just need some in you." The stallion began to lean over to Dash to kiss her but she leaned back and used her powerful hind legs to send the stallion colliding with the wall behind him.
He let out a grunt when he contacted the wall. He caught his breath while laying on the floor. He looked up at Dash "What was that for?"
Rainbow gave him a death stare while he receive his final warning "Get out NOW!"
The stallion finally got the message and headed for the door but didn't plan on letting her have the final word "I liked it better when your mouth was too full to talk"
Dash was about to tear into him but the door slammed and he was off. She let out a huff, "I REALLY need to stop drinking." Rainbow Started her morning bathed and put little to no effort into treating her mane and tail. After she finished her appearance it was time to solve her hunger problem.
She went to the kitchen and for some chow but was met with her usual disappointment in the large quantity of booze but the lack of food. She made and sandwich from stale bread and nearly wilted flowers.
After finishing her poor excuse for breakfast she flew off to Sweet Apple Acres to see if Applejack wanted to race her. Since she didn't have weather patrol or plans for today.
Applejack was in the orchard bucking apples as she had done since early this morning. The sun beat down on her and showed no signs of withholding its applejack decided to take a break.
She walked over to the nearest apple tree and leaned her back against the trunk while placing her stetson over her eyes to block the light. She lay a few minutes just resting and daydreaming. She felt light gusts of wind cooling her. The orange mare thought to herself 'Aah, that wind feels good blowing from above me. Wait, above me?' Applejack opened her eyes and pushed up her stetson to see a cyan mare with a very colorful mane hovering above her. "what in tarnation is ya'll doing wachin me rest?"
Dash felt a little nervous from being put on the spot. She twitled her hooves while she answered "Well...you looked like you where sleeping so I thought it would be rude to wake you, but i did come over here to see if you wanted to race." The mare lied about the first part. She was really watching Applejack wondering if she had ever woken up next to a random stallion that she obviously bucked the night before.
Applejack stood up on all four hooves and started to walk to the nearest un-bucked apple tree while responding to Dash's question. "well ya'll know ima always up to race ya but I need to buck these apples. maybe tommora?"
Dash had followed her to the tree she was bucking but stopped when she got her answer. Looking a little disappointed her head drooped a little "Oh, ok." Then she flew off to see what Pinkie Pie would think about going on a prank spree.
As Rainbow Dash flew to Pinkie's she noticed a stallion looking all fancy in some nice dress clothes with a bouquet of flowers in his hoofs, giving them to a splendid looking mare. Dash smiled wickedly 'Ha! Sucker. why would you waste your time and bits when you can hit it and quit it.' But the Pegasus' mind answered her question when it flashed to this morning with the unknown ass she awakened to. 'still better than that. Right?' She thought while eyeing the couple.
Rainbow arrived at Sugar Cube Corner and asked Mrs. Cake if she knew where Pinkie was "I don't know exactly where she is but she is somewhere in the building, and she said something about a... rock climbing party?"
Dash started to turn and walk upstairs to search for Pinkie but stopped to ask "A rock climbing party?" Mrs. Cake just shrugged and continued working. Dash climbed the stairs to check Pinkie's room. She peeked inside but saw no sign of the pink mare. She was about to head back down stairs but was stopped by a strange noise coming from behind her. "what is that noise?" Dash got her answer when she turned around to see a upside down Pinkie pie hanging from the ceiling by homemade suction shoes, otherwise known as plunger heads.
"HIA Dashie" Pinkie exclaimed with a grin spread from cheek to cheek.
Dash wanted to ask Pinkie what she was doing but decided against it since Pinkie was probably just being Pinkie. "Hey Pinkie you wanna go prank some ponies."
"Wow that sounds really fun!" Pinkie looked excited enough to jump up and down. She probably would have if not for the suction cups attached to her hooves. But Pinkie's memory struck her like a lightning bolt. "But I have to plan a super special rock climbing party so i can't." Her pink puffy hair slightly deflated with this revelation.
Dash lowered her head and slowly started to go down stairs to the exit. But Dash hoped that what she said next would change Pinkies mind. "It will be okay, we will just go on a mass mega prank massacre some other time."
Pinkies eyes went wide. "OMC!, that sounds like the most supper duper fun thing ever! But i never break a pinkie promise, not even for the most supper duper fun thing ever."
The cyan mare walked out the front door and flew off towards the Everfree forest. Before she arrived she noticed the couple again. They were cuddling on a bench just enjoying being together. This time Dash's mind started to wander again. She thought about what it would be like to go steady. To have a pony to share her day with while snuggling up to. Not wake up to a douche but a loving, caring, and heartfelt pony. To feel their warm embrace. Rainbow had let her imagination continue to wonder and had a small grin on her face the rest of the flight.
Fluttershy was inside with her animals taking care of a lost raccoon pup until her other raccoon friends found the mother. There was a knock on the door. Fluttershy looked up from the little pup then back down. "Don't you worry little sweetie I wont let you go." Fluttershy soothed the pup with her kind words while cradle rocking it in her for hooves. She got up from her sofa and went to answer the door. When the door opened Rainbow Dash was standing there looking a little bummed but healthy. "Hi Rainbow, how are you?"
At this time Dash was running her hooves down her eyes and stretched her lids. "I'm soooo bored." Rainbow was almost yawning while saying asked why. "Neither Applejack or Pinkie pie want to do anything fun. So i was thinking we could hang out."
Fluttershy looked down at the pup cradled in her forelegs. "Well this adorable little thing is currently occupying my time tell we can find the mother."
Dash realized that her friend selection were being narrowed down to Twilight the egg head or Rarity the fashionista, offered to lend a hoof. But her efforts were in vain.
"I appreciate the offer but your not exactly animals best friend."
Rainbow huffed and said "I guess your right." and flew off to the library. Leaving Fluttershy behind with her sadness over not being able to help her friend.
When Dash reached the library she knocked on the door and after waiting a few moments later Spike opened the door.
"Hey Dash how's it hanging, need anything?" She ignored the first question. "Hey Spike is Twi home?"
"Yeah, but unless it's an emergency you will have to wait a few days."
"Why do I have to wait a few days?"
"Because she is in deep study mode since she heard a rumor that princess Celestia is giving her a pop quiz on friendship in a few days." Spike let a light chuckle escape his snout.
Rainbow responded to this. "There is no pop quiz is there?"
Spiked looked at Dash with a entertained face "There is a more likely chance of a pony freezing in a volcano and there is an equal chance of Twilight figuring that out anytime soon." Dashed thanked Spike and walked away.
Dash had decided to give her legs some exercise by walking to Rarity's boutique. She really didn't want to spend the rest of her day off with Rarity but she thought she should at least stop by and say hi.
Celestia's sun was setting as Rainbow walked past a high end restaurant. 'ugh, one of these fancy prancy restaurants with there snobby waiters and overpriced food .' She was going to keep walking but she noticed all the ponies in the restaurant looking at the same place.
She traced their eyes to see the same couple AGAIN but this time the stallion was proposing to the lovely mare. Dash kept on watching tell the mare screamed "YES YES YESSSSS"
Dash continued walking but that didn't keep her mind from the subject. 'Wonder what it's like to have somepony THAT special? Why can't I be that mare?! Why do i have to get drunk to get a stallion? Why not a pony that i can depend on when life gets hard. Or hold me when i get lonely?' She continued to think about her dream stallion and his proposal or their wedding and how he always be there. Dash unknowingly reached the boutique and was standing outside with a goofy smile on her face while continuing her thoughts.
Dash was snapped out of her trance when a courier pegasus with a package came and knocked on the door. Dash muttered "what, where?" while looking around. Rarity came to the door and took the package and almost walked back inside before noticing the cyan mare and motioning her inside.
Rarity told Dash to take a seat at her table in her kitchen. Rarity put on some tea before taking a seat at the table with Rainbow. "Rainbow darling what where you doing standing outside my door?"
But Dash was paying no attention she was focused on the stallion this morning and the couple that she had seen throughout the day. She was so focused on her own thoughts that Rarity had to clop her hooves together in front of Dashes face to bring her back to reality.
The unicorn decided to change subjects. "What is plaguing your mind dear Dash?"
Rainbow couldn't take it. She had to tell somepony or these thoughts would tear her apart. Rainbow dash had tears streaking down her muzzle. "Rarity, NO PONY LOVES ME!" Dash screamed this at Rarity before breaking down and bawling.
Rarity was stunned for few seconds before realizing she needed to do something. "Darling how can say such a thing we all love you."
"I'm not talking...about you gals...i mean...no pony wants to be...my special one pony." Dash answered between sobs. She was now crying into Rarity's fur while clinging to her.
Rarity knew she wouldn't get far with Dash liked this so she just held her for a few minutes before trying again. "Now there must be stallions that are interested in you. You are so fit and shapely how can you not."
Dash calmed down and started explaining how she has plenty of bed buddies but no pony ever really cares about her. After hearing her stories Rarity let her dramatic side out and became a little emotional as well. Rarity looked into Rainbows eyes and made her a promise. "Rainbow I will not find you a special pony...I will find you true love and this I swear on our very friendship!"
A/N: Holy crap I am sorry. This was worse than I thought. This is not even a bad chapter from what people told me. Why did anyone read more after this? So many errors! Well they are fixed now. I am sure it has some left but no big ones.