THE BEGINNING
(Of this Fan. Fic, not the beginning of time)
Two goombas were on guard duty at a koopa military base. Neither of them had AK-47s. They were called Dougal and Frank.
Frank: We should get AK-47s!
Dougal: Yeah! How are we supposed to guard this place without proper weapons! A baby could get past us!
Baby Mario: I sure could!
Then Baby Mario rolled past them and blew up the base.
Frank: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, SHIT!
Meanwhile…
Bowser was sitting in his throne room. He was very happy because the "Koopa Kids" were away at boarding school, so Bowser Jr. was the only one at home to annoy him.
Jr: How are babies made, dad?
Bowser: Errrr…well…. you see…
Koopa: Your majesty!
Bowser: Great timing! Sorry Junior!
Koopa: Sir, some little #/& has blow up a military base.
Bowser: That's it! I just got away from the kids, Jr.'s asking me awkward questions, Peach won't sleep with me….
Koopa: Well, you did kidnap her.
Bowser: And now this! I need a holiday…
Koopa: Thought you might! So I bought you tickets for a two-week holiday with ten friends, in Isle Delfino!
Bowser: Nice!
Koopa: Can I come?
Bowser: No. I'll bring Jr, Petey Piranha, King Boo, two goomba guards, that cool blue-shelled koopa from multiplayer "New Super Mario Bros.", Peach (he he), the lakitu from "Mario Kart", Kamek and an Ukiki (monkey enemies)! Let's go!
Everyone coming: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Koopa: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…..
I hope you like my new Fan Fic.! This might mean that the next chapter of "We've got our own problems" will be delayed! Sorry!