"Hey Edward."
"Hey, Bella."
"Were getting married."
"Yah."
"Bella, for my Bachelor party. WE ARE NOT GOING TO A STRIP CLUB."
Emmett and Jasper walk in dressed as a giant pizza.
"Come on Edward; let's go to the strip club." Said Jasper.
"Wait why are you guys dressed up as giant pizzas?" Said Bella.
"Because we're going to a Strip club. ^^" Emmett Said
At The Wedding
*Here Comes the Bride starts to play.*
Bella Starts to walk down the isle like the nice elegant human that she is^^.
"Aaaahh!!!!!" Bella screams as she falls down the isle in a great tumble.
"I may now pronounce you husband and wife." Said the priest (Angela's Father).
"Wait before that happens." Angela runs up to the altar to talk to Bella. "Do you find it wrong having a priest as a father, and me being a witch?"
"Ahhaa! I knew it see Edward! Now she's a part of the club ^^!"
"Do you, Edward Cullen take Isabella Marie Swan to be your wife?"
"I do."
"And do you Isabella Marie Swan take Edward Cullen whose middle name I can not say because it reminds me of Dumbledore as your husband?"
"Uuuummm…"
*Edward breaks out in song*
"Beat beat ba beat beat beat ba beat."
*Bella starts to join in*
"I forgot to wear my cross tonightI left my garlic at home
It's so dumb but it's so funTo wander 'round the city aloneI'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this townAnd now you've finally got meWhat am I to do?
*Alice sings*
Sexy vampire,I'm falling in love
*Bella sings*
So just bite me babyAnd drink all my blood
*Esme sings*
Umm...
*Everyone starts to dance and sing*
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
*Just Esme sings*
Okay!
*Edward Sings*
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.
"Hey Eddie arent you a Male vampire your not human girl or sexy."
Hey you wanna stop for a drink or two
And maybe for a disco break here
We'll party all night until the sun comes up
You could say I'm raising the stakes.
Edward says. 'Who said that?"
I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?
*Leah Sings*
Sexy Jacob,I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood*
Esme sings*
WTF???
*Rosalie sings*
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do
Everyone: EEEW!!
*Bella sings*
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood
*Edward sings*Heck No
*Everyone*
Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you'
Cause you need my plasma more than I do. "
"I do."
"You are now husband and wife."
"Oh, okay…"
"Okay…"
"You may kiss the bride."
Edward/Bella:EEWW!!!
Bella: Lets go to the after party!
Edward:No its not a concert they call it the... uh what do they call it.
- The End
Bella: Wait how is it the end?
Edward: Yeah!
Author: Because it was just the beginning I'm sick of Edward/Bella!
Edward: A team Jacober? *gasp*
Author: NO a Team Volturi..er.
Edward: What does that mean?
Author: I'm replacing you with the Volturi!
Bella: You can't do that!
Author: Yes I can I'm the author!
Edward: NOOOO!!!
-Transports Back In Time-
A dinosaur was walking in his area. With a leash around his neck.
"Oh hey Caius!" Aro screamed walking his dinosaur.
"Good Morning Aro!" Caius screamed walking his dinosaur.
-freeze-
Author: NOT THAT FAR BACK IN TIME!
Edward: Oh...
To Be Continued