Naruto boys- Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara
CrackFic fun!
All talk no motion!
enjoy!
Gaara-"Hey why the hell is my box of vanilla cookies gone?"
Naruto-"Becuase...becuase Lee was here!"
Gaara- "Lee has been in the Ice village for the past four months...you've not left the house."
Naruto-"It wasnt me!"
Gaara- "Bullshit."
Sasuke- munch munch. "Why you guys argueing?"
Gaara- "What are you eating?"
Sasuke- "Um cookies." munch munch.
Gaara- "GRAH! YOU BASTARD!"
Sasuke- "EEK! My hand! Don't eat it!"
Gaara- "I am not a cannibal. Just give me my damn cookies! you cookie criminal!"
Sasuke- "No they are mine! Get back! I will use violence!"
Gaara- "I swear I will make you wear pink panties on your head if you dont give my cookies!"
Sasuke- "Well pink is pretty."
Naruto- "I KNEW IT! You are a frilly sparkle loser!"
Gaara- "Gee how did you know that."
Naruto- "When I was searching for my toothebrush, I found a pink flamigo shirt, and it said 'Pink Lady's Club'!"
Sasuke- "You went in my room to find your toothebrush? Do you know how WEIRD that sounds?"
Naruto- "Well...It runs from me."
Sasuke- "Just like everything and everyone else."
Gaara- "I dont want to hear this shit! I just want the sugery goodness!"
Sasuke-"Addiction is bad you know."
Gaara- "You should talk you obsessed, brother hating, snake humping, freak!"
Naruto- "Hey don't call him a freak!"
Sasuke- "Aww Naru-chan!"
Naruto- "Grr! Sasuke-bastard! I AM NOT A GIRL!"
Gaara- "Could have fooled me. You know the way you try to sing Madonna in the showers? Yeah really high pitched there."
Naruto- "GAARA!!..Oh yeah? well I at least have eyebrows!"
Gaara- "Oh dont even touch that issue!"
Sasuke- munch munch. "Mm...vanilla."
THE END
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