Author's Notes: Umm….I know something like this must have been done before but you should read it anyways because you love me. All thoughts are italicized.

Disclaimer: I don't anything that SquareSoft does. Namely Final Fantasy. I also do not own "If I Can't Love Her" from the Beauty and the Beast Musical. That is owned by someone other than me.

Chapter One: Seifer Singing!

Zell was confused. So very, very confused. He had been told he should eat less hot dogs but he doubted that was the problem here. He doubted all the hotdogs in the world could make him hallucinate this. Everyone….was singing! As he wandered around Garden phrases and melodies filled his ear, and some people cough cough Quistis cough cough should not be singing.

He continued wandering hoping to spot someone sane among all of this insanity when he saw Seifer leaning against the entrance to the dorms. He looked around desperately for someone else but luck was against him. Seifer was the only person not singing.

"Seifer! Dude, please tell me you know what's going on!" Seifer looked at him a slow sneer, "What are you talking about Chickenwuss?" his voice dripping with condescension.

"I was just wondering if you knew why everyone was singing that's all." At that moment Rinoa chose to walk by and he wanted to cry as an orchestra appeared out of nowhere and Seifer began to sing. Surprisingly he was very talented, and sang harmony to the orchestra. (a/n I actually saw the Beauty and the Beast musical a while ago and the actor playing the Beast did sing harmony to the orchestra which takes an amazing amount of talent to do for you non music people out there. It was amazing!)

"And in my twisted face
There's not the slightest trace
Of anything that even hints of kindness
And from my tortured shape
No comfort, no escape
I see, but deep within is utter blindness
Hopeless
As my dream dies
As the time flies
Love a lost illusion
Helpless
Unforgiven
Cold and driven
To this sad conclusion
No beauty could move me
No goodness improve me
No power on earth, if I can't love her
No passion could reach me
No lesson could teach me
How I could have love her and made her love me too
If I can't love her, then who?
Long ago I should have seen
All the things I could have been
Careless and unthinking, I moved onward
No pain could be deeper
No life could be cheaper
No point anymore, if I can't love her
No spirit could win me
No hope left within me
Hope I could have loved her and that she'd set me free
But it's not to be
If I can't love her
Let the world be done with me."

Zell's jaw dropped at the finale of Seifer's song, and was almost tempted to applaud at his talent when Seifer turned around and looked at him, "Remind me again what you wanted Chickenwuss?"

"N...never mind." Zell backed away in awe of Seifer's talent. "I gotta go!" And he turned around tripping on his own feet and running away to hide in his dorm room away from all the singing. Ahh! This is just too weird!

Poor little Zell. As if he wasn't confused enough already. Hehe. I promise I'll update soon if people review my story!