Hi there :3 I'm bored, and I really Really REALLY wanna get my beta badge (Yes, it is a badge), so I decided to do a magical crackfic~!
The story? Everyone's personalities are switched with the person they hate/are most unlike.
Yeah... have fun :3
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia... If I did, Romano and Iggy wouldn't be so Tsundere...
"Yohoho, tralala, yohoho, tralala," Japan sang to himself as he slowly spazzed to the world conference room. Upon entering, he saw Germany and Sweden singing "Disco Pogo" and Italy and Finland Telling everyone to shut up. China was walking around, and started baring his fangs at different things, stopping to stare at Romania who was offering everyone snacks.
Yep, another normal day for the countries.
As he set his briefcase down, he pulled out a Big Mac and started nomming it. He glanced around the room, and saw Russia sitting on the floor, petting a fluffy cat, and Greece was staring at him from across the room.
Suddenly, a song started playing. The author is not telling you the name though, because she wants to keep this rated T, but It's probably not...
"THE FOURTH WALL HAS FALLEN!" Belarus screamed, and got crushed by the fourth side of the room falling on her. Ukraine snickered under her breath, and stared at Russia, mumbling "Kekkon" Over and over.
"Lock eyes, from across the room." Germany started to sing, but then stopped, because no one else was singing, and he didn't want to get in trouble from Italy. He began to pass out Christmas Gifts, because Sweden was too busy eating Pasta to sing "Disco Pogo" anymore.
Of course, no one except for America noticed, and he stayed quiet, eating some Sushi. England came up behind him, and whispered something in his ear. America instantly turned a bright red, and Iggy got slapped by France, who was yelling at him for, "Corrupting his innocent mind"
"Onhonhon, Is Mr. Français jealous?" England asked with a smirk, before leaning back over America who was still blushing furiously. France batted England away and began giving him a lecture about not corrupting the younger countries.
Japan cleared his throat "Yo, dudes, I think we all just need to sit back and calm down, eat a hamburger, drink a milkshake, let the superheros like me take care of everything!" He said nonchalantly, while staring at England, who was murmuring something like, "J'aime des biscuits" Under his breath. Japan laughed, and strolled over to Greece, who was, in fact STILL staring at him.
MAGICAL P.O.V. CHANGE~!
When Canada walked in, he was greeted with the familiar sight of chaos. After he took his seat next to Sealand, his husband, he pulled out a Shounen Ai magazine, and proceeded to get a massive nosebleed. Sealand was shaking his head disapprovingly, and started to play Chopin on his "Play with me" Piano, that he got from the thrift store, because, really, where else would you get a piano? When Romania offered them "Romanian Tasty Treats" Canada took one, then spit it out, because Romanian food is disgusting, and because Bulgaria was twerking on him from behind, which was, if you think about it, Rather disturbing... The author apologizes for that mental image. Austria yelled "Why?" And got crushed under the fourth wall, that Romania had just finished building back up. Norway then jumped up from his laptop, and squealed "OMG, like, finally!" because he had just beat solitaire, which is actually really easy to do, but it's Norway, and Norway is... just so manly...
Denmark was mastering his poker face, when Hong Kong stumbled over to him, obviously drunk, and started telling him about the wonders of fireworks and the greatness that those who follow Pastafarianism will achieve. Sweden glanced up at "Pastafarianism", For he himself is a dedicated Pastafarian.
Pastafarianism, explained by Poland!
Poland looked around, and being the computer nerd he was, knew all about Pastafarianism. "Pastafarianism is pronounced "Pasta-far-e-an-ism" And those who follow it worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sweden and Liechtenstein are followers of Pastafarianism, and Austria was a borderline Pastafarian. Romania and America worship a different form of Pastafarianism, called Lo Meinism, and they worship Lo Mein, which is rather delicious. Followers of Pastafarianism believe that The FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) boiled for your sins, and followers have been touched by his "Noodly Appendage" That sounds so preverted...But anyways, yes. Pastafarianism is a real religion. Don't belive me? Fine, look it up, there's a website." He mumbled as he stomped away, looking for Lithuania, wo was most likely procrastinating with candy.
BACK TO REALITY! (What reality?)
"Is this the real life?" Germany sang, stretching his hand out to Sweden, who grabbed his hand, and pulled them closer together.
"Is this just fantasy?" Sweden finished, before twirling around, and landing in the pasta he was eating.
"Caught in a landslide~!" Japan sang as he leaped through the air, managing to have perfect form, despite the fact he never took ballet lessons...
"No escape from reality!" Estonia sang, standing above the other three countries.
"Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see~!" They harmonized, before the spotlight shone on Germany, who was on the ground in a dejected pose.
"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.." He looked down, before the lights went out, and they were all in skin-tight white jumpsuits.
"Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low." The other three sang to him
"Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me..." The German drifted off...
"To me..." They sang together.
The spotlight shone on Sweden, "Mama, just killed a man," Spotlight on Japan, "Put a gun against his head..."
"Pulled my trigger now he's dead..." The two sang together.
A purple spotlight shone on Estonia, "Mama, life had just begun!" He turned away, "But now I've gone and thrown it all away~!"
They all sang again, "Mama! Ooohhhh..."
Germany struck a dramatic pose, "Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back again this time tomorrow," Sweden lifted his head emotionally, "Carry on, Carry on..."
"As if nothing really matters..." The two sang
"Too late, my time has come..." Japan sang, holding a purple sparkly microphone, "Sends shivers down my spine,"
Estonia played the chimes, and sang, "Bodies aching' all the time," Before waving to the audience that wasn't there, "Goodbye everybody! I've got to go..."
Germany grabbed him, and pulled him into a dip, "Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth~!" Before Germany dropped him and played an epic guitar riff.
"Mama! Ooohhhh~!" He sang dramatically, while everyone else sang, "Any way the wind blows,"
"I don't wanna die!" Sweden and Japan sang together, then Estonia sang, "Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all~!"
Germany began to play the most epic of all guitar solos. Like, so epic, You'd probably die. And he looked really goddamn sexy in that jumpsuit... sorry for the nosebleed...
After the most epic of all the guitar solos, Belarus, who had been brought back to life, began to play the piano.
"I see a little silhouetto of a man!" Japan pointed to her shadow, then Estonia cam up behind him,
"Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?" He held out his hand to Sweden, who cowered under the piano
"Thunderbolt and lightning! Very very frightening me!" He sang from under the Piano
"Gallileo!" Germany sang to Japan, who responded with a super deep, "Gallileo"
This went on for like, another verse, but Estonia jumped in and sang, "Figaro!" Before Japan could sing.
Sweden, who was still under the piano, sang, "Magnificoooo~!"
Japan looked down, "I'm just a poor boy, no body loves me.."
The rest sang, "He's just a poor boy, from a poor family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!" Germany pointed to England, who put a hand over his chest, and exclaimed , "Quoi? Moi?"
Japan looked back up with super desu-desu eyes, "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"
Estonia gasped and sang, "Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!"
Germany pushed Estonia, "Let him go!"
Estonia sassy-snapped, "Bismillah! We will not let you go!"
Sweden, who decided to come out from under the piano, acted as Germany's personal straight jacket, "Let him go~!"
Estonia put his hand on his hip, "Bismillah! We will not let you go!"
Japan whimpered, "Let me go!"
Estonia got all up in Japan's face, "Will not let you go-"
"Let me go~!"
"Never let you go-"
"Let me go!"
"Never let me go-"
"Oooohhhh"
Estonia sighed, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no"
Japan looked at Germany, "Oh Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!"
Sweden went to the Emo corner, "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me~! For me~! For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Germany began to play epic fruking guitar solo #2, and he still looked super goddamn sexy in that jumpsuit...
Japan glared at Estonia, "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?"
He kept singing, "So you think you can love me and leave me to die?"
Sweden sang, "Oh baby - can't do this to me baby!"
Germany clawed at the walls, "Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here.." Then played a mini-epic guitar solo.
They all sang, "Ooh yeah, ooh yeah!"
The spotlight shone on Japan again, "Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me"
Sweden sang softly, "Anyway the wind blows..."
WHAT THE FRUK WAS THAT?
Romania stared at the Quartet, who had managed to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" Fully, Perfectly coregraphed, and with no slip ups in the epic guitar solos...
They all stared at them, actually. It was pretty funny, and Canada had a nosebleed from Germany. (Who was still super goddamn smexy)
And then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster broke the fourth wall, because the author can predict things before they happen, and took Sweden and Liechtenstein, before flying into the sunset, on his trusy meatball bandwagon.
Hungary then proceeded to tell everyone about how she was awesome.
The End.
Maybe.
The author might make this multiple chapters, if she gets requests.
Nevermind, they ran out of fourth walls to break, and she died in her room, under her fourth wall...
Sorry.