Bionic Guy: 2 and a half Virgins
Welcome back to Bionic Guy. If you are a new reader what you are reading is my line as the Narrator. This epic tale is about Tahu, Vakama, a moggle from FFVII. We join Tahu as he is about to get laid by his wife Pennder. "Hey honey wanna do it tonight," said Pennder.
"Oh Mata Nui no.'' shouted Tahu.
"Why not?"
"Cause I ain't got no Dick."
"That disgusting."
"I a toy for the ages 6-16, don't you think they would censored that."
"Well you better get one fast."
And so from that point he went to Vakama and the moggle for help but they had the same problem. However they told him about Island. They start to set sail at dawn where they stole Macku's raft. In the morning when Macku woke up and saw her raft missing and footprints of where the raft was she mutter, "them assess. This sucks more them Tahu beat vacuum at dirt cleaning."
Tahu and Vakama travel for 3 week and not a person suspects because replace themselves with cardboard cut outs. The reason why they don't suspects there gone is because that's how they normally act, dull, lifeless, and boring. Vakama raft then hit whirlpool which sent to American idol where they kill Simon. They finally escaped but there new Ford hybrid got told because it was on a red zone.
Tahu later saw the ice cream trunk pas by. He ran towards it to get a vanilla ice cream but the guy and to go on a bathroom break. That's when he notice the key's where still in the car. He hijacked it and went to Island alone. But soon he woke up to see it was a dream. But Vakama and the Moggle came in and beat the crap out of him. That's when he realize he was at hospital because he drove the car into a hole 3 seconds after he stole the car.
Tahu was tried and sentence to life in prison.
The End.