Never Touch The Hat
Jensen was in the midst of patching Dean up. It amazed him that the bullet in his shoulder hadn't come from a hunt, but instead his ferocious Mexican lover, Cougar. They had all been friends for months now, ever since they crossed paths in Montana. His team had easily latched onto the two Winchesters, even getting used to the idea of having Castiel around. Jensen liked Dean and so did Cougar. So why had a normal day gone so wrong? Why did Dean not listen to Sam about the prank wars? Dean groaned and Jensen rubbed his shoulder in comfort.
"Hey Jensen, I never thought someone could be so possessive over a hat."
The techie chuckled, "Clearly you don't know Cougar."
"Is it true you're the only one who can touch it?"
"Well I am dating him."
There was an awkward silence. The techie hated awkward silences.
"By the way, how are things going with your angel friend?"
"I need some help, Jensen. How do you do it?"
It was then that Cougar crept into the room and attacked Jensen, throwing him onto the bed and struggling to tear off his shirt.
"Watch and learn brave hunter. Watch and learn."
FIN