Ok I'm bored so I might make boring story ok

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Characters: Roger - a short guy (3ft.) that likes dead things and he is scientist

(Scene) cramped secret army room

Roger: if I just add a little animal DNA to the radiation I will create a concoction that will make dead animals alive!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Farts* stops laughing

Looks around no one there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sees animals crackers

He stares at the crackers with a blank look

His stomach rumbles

Starts to eat them

Half of them are gone

*BURP! *

Roger: Aaaaaaaa the goodness of crackers

Goes back to the DNA

Puts it in the radiation

Phone rings

Roger: aaaaahhhhh!

Drops some radiation on the crackers

Picks up the phone

Roger: What the hell do you want!

Me: HELP! a dead duck is attacking us

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Roger thinks to himself

Roger: Hmmm a dead duck

Roger: OK!

Takes the radiation thing and the crackers

(Scene) My house

Roger blasts in the house with a superman pose

Roger: no fear Roger is

Door hits him

Gets up

Sees the headless duck

Roger: Aaaaahhhhh!

Roger: I thought you said it was dead

Me: But I all so said it was ATTACKING us!

(Flashback)

Me: HELP! a dead duck is attacking us

(Flash forward)

Roger: Aaaaahhhhh! Shut up

Roger: so how did this happen?

Me: well my mom was out and my dad had to cook so he chopped off the duck's head and that is probably why it is hitting him

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Duck kicks my dad

Dad: owww

Roger: hehehe

Pours radiation on crackers(Didn't know he already did)

Roger: hehehe that will be enough to keep a few animals alive for a few minutes

Throws a cracker at the duck

Duck sniffs the cracker with his ass (no head remember)

And sucks it up

Falls to the ground

Roger: what the hell it should keep him alive for at least 5 minutes!

Duck gets up

Roger: YES!

Me: what the hell are you talking about

Me: it's still alive

The duck grows

Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

The duck brakes down the door
In the next chapter A new evil animal recruit!!!