Ok so I'm having a new story I've read so many of these kinds and wanted to try my hand at it yes there is no naruto paring… *fans gasp*. I know, I know but he will always have violet my original oc so no need to worry anyway I need someone to do the disclaimer…*thinks*. Ok here's leader-san to do the disclaimer.

Pain: why must I do this?

Me: *lies* because you are awesome like god?

Pain: fine evioletfox dose not own the akasuki only her awesome new oc's…

Me: gets sparkly eyes* you think thair awesome?

Dei-Chan: he better he's staying at my fucking house!

Me: Dei-Chan get they don't know you yet!

Dei-Chan: oh… sorry *leaves with emo cloud o' doom over her*

Me: awww I had better go cheer her up… to the story!

Kissing kitties' chapter 1

The akasuki went to bed and where fast asleep and I was lying in bed looking at the ceiling deep in thought when in my head I heard.

"Kissed by one's self, and turn right ,be true to one's self, that is the test ,then fallowed by the rest." in my head a girl was saying it and walking closer to me I only saw her lips and down they where full and blood red she smiled at me. And I saw a bright light.

~else where in our world. ~

The girl looked up at the blond man "your my only family dei, I'll stick by you as long as you don't leave me alone ok?" she smiled at him and

"And… and… AND…AND DAMN IT!" I had a writers block again I have no inspiration!

"ding ,ding" I stood up to get the door my long ass hair getting in the way the red and black streaks fell back in place as I ran down my steps.

"Hurry up brat I don't like to wait!" yelled one of my friends from behind the door. I hurried my pace and made it to the door.

"Damn this fucking huge house." I thought as I opened the door to revel the real time akasuki! At lest that's what I call us even though we love the akasuki we try not to look the same but no matter what we do people always say it. In stepped my Danna her real name is Ni she saved my life when we where little and she's my oldest friend so that's why I call her that, it's just coincidence… ok not really but people looked at me weirder when I said master, so when I learned what no Danna meant I used it.

"About time brat" she said stepping through the door and hugging me she looks like Sasori from the akasuki only she has longer hair to her shoulders and a few golden stripes like my red and black ones, she also has a red hinged to her brown eyes. She's shorter and unlike Sasori she has a vary emotional face. Next in was Chin who looks like Tobi with out the mask she has onyx black eyes and long hair like me but her bangs are choppy and stick up everywhere, her eyes have red specks in them it looks really cool she is mostly hyper but when she gets pissed she is pure evil. We love her though, she always calls me dei-sempie, that's my name by the way and I look like Deidara only my bangs cover the opposite eye and I have one black streak on the right and a red one on the left. I have long blonde hair longer than Deidara's and sky blue eyes people say they see flakes of gold in them, but what's really weird about them is its darker around the irises and spikes at the top, bottom of my eye and sides, it looks kinda like a star in my eye only blue. Next in was Kouba she has half black hair and half white and talks to her self all the time she even talks to plants! She refuses to eat anything other than pure meat it's kinda hard to cook for her. Then came takai she looks like itachi she even has the emotionless mask she hates it, she once tried to force a smile and two things happened one she made a baby bawl and two she mad a puppy cringe in fear. When she smiles for real with out force, it is one of the most beautiful smiles but she can't break the mask mostly her sister and us have seen her true smile. She has long hair no face marks but has the face that makes her look scary like itachi but what can you do? She never wares to much bright colors but none of us really do. When she loosens up, she is a blast, she has black onyx eyes with red specks like Chin they are actually sisters. Kisa is next she is Kisame's double except she doesn't have blue skin she has blue hair most people don't believe she was born with it but she was. She is tanner then all of us but she used to live in Florida and is the only one who will drive an hour just to get to the beach every day. She is a major surfer girl she even has a dream of being the best surfer around and being a fish specialist. She is the tallest in the group and she is one of the oldest to. Next in at the same time because they where at each other's throats again was chi and Kinsen. Chi is hidan's twin she is like him in every way but her hair it's long and it won't stay pulled back so their's always some in her eyes which are the same color as Hidan and she curses just like him. Kinsen has longer hair about to her shoulder blades has bright green eyes. She is all about saving money but not so much she'll sell our stuff…well she did sell me to Danna and Tobi to itachi. Oh and we got so used to others calling us by our counter parts names so we call each other it to but most of the time we use Chan.

"no I won't fucking shut the hell up I'm talking to you and your going to fucking listen unless you want to be sacrificed to jashin-sama!" chi yelled walking into the living room with the others Kinsen close behind.

"Hidan-chan you haven't sacrificed a real person your whole frickin life!" Kinsen screamed back.

"Ok ok why are you guys here?" I asked/yelled they all looked at me and smiled.

"We think you've bin alone in this big hose for to long and since you wont leave we're kidnapping you and taking you somewhere." before I could say anything chi was behind me and hit me knocking me out.

~a hour latter when dei wakes up~

"Ugh where am I?" I looked around things where still blurry at first then they cleared up and I saw a woman behind a counter that said humane society. I walked up and she smiled.

"Ahh your awake your friends said you wanted an animal or two what would you like?" she asked typing something up at the same time.

"Oh so this is what they meant when they said alone, whatever I'll go along with it ok what do I want to get…?" I thought and got my answer when I heard a meow come from one of the doors.

"a cat or cats please." she smiled and opened the door when I walked in I saw two groups of cats one group on the left side was spread out and glaring at the other, The ones on the right side where all huddled together one kitten walked over to the left side and meowed at the group. They hissed at him and he slunk back to where he was in the middle. The other cats noticed me and started acting all cute meowing away, the woman had left me alone with them. "Back off fucking prissy cats!" I yelled pointing at them they stopped and I turned toward the black and orange kitten from before and picked him up. "Hi little guy you got some friends I can take home too?" I was a little shocked when he nodded but I set him down and he walked around the group on the right. "Ok I'll take them then." I smiled down at them.

"Oh thank god they would not split up!" the women came in and had a whole lot of cases and I took them all home.

"Ok now to name you damn this is a big group ten…like akasuki! Ok I have to see if I can't name you that. Let's see now…" I looked at all the cats and grabbed the nearest one he had red fur and sandy paws he looked like he had lines at all his joints and a circle on his heart so it was actually kinda easy to name him.

"Your Sasori or saso-kitty for short. Next!" then I picked up a blond cat with a little bit of fur over his left eye and a line on his chest.

"Aaww I almost feel bad for you for doing this but it hast to be done your Deidara or dei-kitty for short I know I get called his name to." I smiled down at the cat and went for the next setting him down on the other side of me and grabbing the orange and black swirl kitten and I automatically knew what to call him.

"You're Tobi and you're a good kitten!" he nodded and I set him down these cats do weird things, which makes them even more awesome.

~ Sasori pov~

"How do you think she knows about us?" I asked leader as the last of them was named thair actual name. Itachi was a regular black cat but with red eyes, Kisame is big and blue with fish like markings on him and had sharp teeth. Hidan was silver and had the jashin symbol on his chest. Kakuzu was brown green eyes and had stitches markings all over him. Leader is orange with black dots where his piercing are and konan is blue with a white ear.

"I'm not sure but she seems to not know it's us…," he thought about this for a while and the girl stood up.

"Ok now my name is dei-Chan I know you don't really need to know it but you seem like smart cats so I'll tell you… DANCE TIME!" when she said that she plugged this rectangular thing in and music started to play from something. It sounded like it came from everywhere at once.

~dei-Chan's pov~

So I plugged in my ipod to my house speakers yes I have speakers all over my house and video cameras I'm rich at first it was just my parents money but then it was mine and I'm now a published author. Can't stop the rain started but I next it until I found the song I needed. Dance magic dance started to blare through the speakers and I danced to it.

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I saw saso-kitty jump on my bed to get a better look at what was going on… or to not get stepped on but I grabbed him and danced with him in my arms smiling down at him he looked shocked.I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could crywhat could I do?My baby's love had goneAnd left my baby blueNobody knewWhat kind of magic spell to useSlime and snailsOr puppy dog tailsThunder or lightningThen baby said...Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)Put that baby spell on meJump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)

When this part came, I tossed him up lightly and caught him then kept dancing after it was done.

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Then I looked down at him he seemed to be glaring at me.

"Aaww don't be mad! You where a good dance partner saso-kitty so I'll give you a prize!" I grinned at him and then I bent my neck and kissed his head suddenly thair was a loud poof and my arms tightened on the cat I barely noticed when he started to get bigger and have less fur. I had fallen backwards when smoke came from somewhere. When I hit the ground, something or someone fell on me just barely holding thair weight from crushing me. When the smoke cleared, I was looking into brown to others board eyes but I saw the slight emotion of shock in them. Being an artiste helped me with my eye for detail.

"Who…what just happened?" I asked not looking at who it was until then and I saw it was akasuna no Sasori. My mind went into overdrive but I also noticed that he had clothes on it was everything but his cloak (so the clothes under it and yes I know he probably wouldn't have clothes but this would be weird if he didn't) I noticed he smelt like wood shavings and… something I couldn't place.

"sorry I'll get off now." he said lifting himself up still looking me in the eyes and when his balance was at it's worst with the way we had fallen two of the other cats jump on and off his back making him fall forward. It was dei-kitty and Kisame, and when they did his face fell forward and it all happened in slow motion Sasori came closer until his lips where pressed to mine dei-kitty and Kisame where as far as they could get. My eyes went wide when I realized what happened his lips where pressed firmly to mine until he got up again but I notice something that helped me not think of the kiss… yet.

"Hey you're not a puppet?" I kinda asked he looked down at himself and was again shocked to find what I just stated to be true. Then before he could say anything more proofing and smoke filled the air and when it cleared the cats where gone and the rest of the akasuki stood in thair place.

"Boy Dana, un. How old dose this make you, yeah?" asked Deidara trying not to laugh but at what I'm not sure.

"16 why and what is your problem brat?" Sasori asked him his eyes narrowing a bit waiting for the answer.

"ha-ha-was that your first kiss danna, un-hahaha?" he said in a fake cooing sound, I felt my face heat up, and when I get embarrassed I get mad.

"hey Deidara art is a,' BANG" I hit him over the head with a pot and it made the bang sound and sent him flying into the wall. I glared at Kisame and hit him to. "That's for helping him sushi!" I stormed out of the room and started to make ramen with my pot, while I waited for it to finish I called my friends. Most people would be freaking out but I liked this it made things interesting and different I always hated predictable.

"Hello?" I heard Danna on the other end and I felt relieved all of a sudden.

"Hey Danna grab the akasuki we have a problem." I told her she said ok and hung up by the time they got here I was done with my ramen and the other akasuki was still in my room probably trying to wake up the two boneheads.

"So what's the problem?" itachi-Chan asked in her monotone voice, but we could all tell she was worried by the way, she held herself.

"Well you know how you took me to the pet store earlier?" I asked they all nodded thair heads. "Well I got ten cats and…" I was cut off by hidan-chan.

"Hahaha you're a fucking cat lady!" she exclaimed laughing the whole time.

"NO! Because the cats turned into the akasuki in my bedroom!" they froze and stared at the stares leading to said room. Next thing I know I'm being pulled by my group of friends into my room where the akasuki stood or sat.

"Holy crap they look like us damn it! Fucking jashin how the hell did this happen?" screamed Hidan by the window. Chi went running and glomped him unlike most of us her, Kensin, chin, and Kouba actually like thair doubles.

"Holy crap it's Hidan thank jashin-sama! Fuck this is awesome!" I could have sworn I saw Kakuzu get a sick look.

"Ok that is chi the Hidan double." I stated pointing to the girl still holding Hidan who really didn't look like he minded. "She is Kensen Kakuzu's double and this is Kouba zetsu's double." Kakuzu looked at Kensin and asked.

"Your name means money doesn't it?" she nodded and they started to talk.

"Damn it sure is crowded in here I'm going to the forest…" Kouba said and started to walk away.

"Do you mind I'm fucking going to." zetsu followed when she shrugged and they both went out side.

"This is takai and Kisa they are itachi and Kisame's doubles. This is Danna err I mean Ni Sasori's double…" I felt myself flush a bit when I looked at him no one seemed to notice but Danna but she wouldn't point it out until later. "and as you know I'm dei Deidara's double." as I finished everyone started to talk trying to find out how they got here or just talking Danna was talking to pain and konan to figure out how they got here the rest where messing around. I tried to slip out of the room through one of the secret passages and it worked. (It's supposed to be like one of those old horror film houses with secretes rooms, hallways, and everything.) I made my way away from the noise of the others to finish wrighting and illustrating my latest book; I sat down and looked at the line.

"What is it? You're my oldest friend you can tell me. "I smiled up at him but as he went to tell me we heard a noise in the forest….

"What is that?" a voice said right by my ear, which in turn made me jump like a foot in the air.

"Holy crap! How did you find me?" I looked behind me and noticed it was Sasori who had snuck up on me.

~with Kouba~

Me and zetsu where walking through the forest and I was freaking out.

"Holy crap its zetsu the freaking hot cannibal! You're such a fucking fan girl but he is hotter in person I have to admit." I looked over at him sure I've bitten people and liked the taste but I only bite my friends or people trying to hurt them but I've never eaten anyone.

"Damn laws and none killing" he looked at me and said.

"You look fucking tasty." he smirked like I would run from him screaming bloody murder but I just looked and said.

"You look fucking tasty to." he raised an eyebrow at me and we kept walking until we had reached the end of dei's land.

~with Ni~

"So basically you have no idea except each member had a strange dream or vision in Sasori's case except you and konan?" I asked them they nodded and I decided to ask one of the others about thair dream but with my luck the only one not talking to someone was Deidara my heart beat faster just thinking about talking to him but I swallowed that and went over to him.

"Hey Deidara-kun do you mind telling me about your dream?" he jumped a bit at the sound of my voice but then nodded his head yes.

"well, un I heard "Kissed by one's self, and turn right, be true to one's self, that is the test, then fallowed by the rest." in my head a girl was saying it and walking closer to me. I only saw her lips and down but I saw edges of blood red hair. Then I woke up here." he looked at me as I thought about it. The words sounded familiar some how but I can't tell…

"Hey, UN what do you think happened to no Danna and dei-Chan?" I looked up to find they where gone it shocked me but she probably just went to her wrighting room but where did Sasori go?

"I'm not sure where Sasori is but the brat is probably at her wrighting room." he laughed a bit and I looked at him with a wtf look.

"I remembered what happened to Dei-Chan and Danna is all." again I looked at him with a wtf look he explained what happened.

~with Dei~

"Oh um it's my latest book and I need to try and finish it…yeah." I watched as he read my work he looked at me and I was embarrassed. "it's only the ruffed draft so if you don't like it then tell me what I can fix and I'll look at it again." he just looked at me again then at the book lying on my desk.

"What is this?" he asked flipping through the pages.

"Um my first book in the series you can read it if you like." he nodded and walked to one of the chairs in my wrighting room and I continued with my wrighting. He seemed so into my book and I felt a little proud about it.

"My favorite akasuki likes my book…yahoo!" I only thought it for a second before I went back to wrighting. Soon I noticed a sound coming from where he sat and realized he was hungry.

"Oh yah you're human now… I guess we should go back to eat huh." I stood and grabbed his hand pulling him up from the chair and lead him through the hall to a new door I peaked out and found the kitchen empty.

"Ok we're good come on." I realized I still had his hand that wasn't clutching my book and let go when we walked into the kitchen.

~Sasori pov~

When my stomach made a weird sound, dei-Chan looked up and said, "Oh yah you're human now… I guess we should go back to eat huh." She grabbed my hand and pulled me up out of the chair it was still new to me being able to feel. Her hand was so soft and warm it, felt weird she pulled me through the hidden hall to a new door than before. Her skin tingled my hand and I realized as we went into what appeared to be the kitchen she released it and I found my self, wanting to grab that hand again but I refrained.

"What an odd felling what is it?" I thought watching the girl get out pots and food to cook. I recognized the ingredients for a stew.

"Dei-Chan do you want me to get the others?" I asked even though I am sure I would not be able to find my way back.

"no need I can tell them with this when its done." she pointed to a small box in the wall and sat down across from me I went back to the book as she stared out the window with a blank the smell of the stew drifted over, my stomach growled again, and she got up with a huff and pushed a button on the box.

"Guys come on down for dinner." as soon as she let the button go I heard running and jumping around.

"Alright grub time I was fucking starving!" Chi-Chan exclaimed pumping her fist in the air, Hidan close behind doing almost the same thing. I shook my head at the two and said thank you to Dei-Chan as she put a bowl in front of me.

~ni-Chan pov~

Ok so Dei-Chan finished serving out the food and went to clean up the dishes before eating I got up brought my bowl and hers to the kitchen and put it next to her.

"Eat now… so you going to tell me what's going on or do I got to guess?" I asked as I sat on the counter eating.

"What do you mean the akasuki are eating stew in my house how much more can thair be?" she asked confused and I laughed a bit at it.

"Ha-ha I mean the incident with your favorite akasuki? Maybe a… kiss?" I said and she blush so much it would put said member's hair to shame she looked back at the dishes still not touching her stew.

"well it w…was a prank by Deidara-kun and Kisame-kun they made him fall forward and his lips fell on mine…"she said and touched her lips. She has always had a crush on Sasori people say it's weird because she looks like Deidara-kun. Others say yaoi whenever they find out which sometimes is funny others not so much.

"that's all and he probable doesn't even remember it even now… hahaha" she brushed it off sometimes I think she would make the best ninja here always covering up what she really feels with the faces she thinks everyone wants.

"Fine but just…" I was going to tell her to talk to him but instead… "Eat your stew ok? I don't need you starving yourself or I'll call you ino." her face went to a discussed look and she eats the stew without another word. She hates ino and sakura at lest fan girl sakura ino she hates her all together. I left her to her shoveling of food, dishes when I came out I saw zetsu, and Kouba sitting at the table looking at the others eat.

"Oh brat you forgot food for Kouba-Chan and zetsu-san!" I called back I heard her jump.

"CRAP OK, OK HOLD ON GUYS JUST DON'T EAT ANYONE!" she shouted from the kitchen and soon brought out a plate of meat for each of them.

"Thair now eat before I get a limb lost." she said as Kouba bit her shoulder a little bit. "don't even think about it zetsu-san just eat." she walked back into the kitchen probable to clean the new dishes I walked into the living room and saw Sasori with one of Dei-Chan's books.

~a few hours later Die-Chan pov~

Ok so now we had to pick rooms my friends decided to sleep over and they have rooms for them selves already that and whole wardrobes (they just randomly brought clothes over) so they where set now I just needed rooms for the akasuki. So the line up went chi-Chan in one room, Hidan-san in another, then Kakuzu-san, Kensin in the next then Tobi-kun. Next to him is Chin-Chan then Ni-Chan and Deidara-san after that, Sasori was next to him to his dismay. Then Kouba and zetsu was outside Kouba in a tent and zetsu in a tree…. Yah, pain, and konan shared my parent's old room. My room was far in the house away from them so I could work or get sleep when they where up my room is hidden in the maze of hallways my parents haven't even bin in it. So then, we all went to sleep, until the next morning. However, when I woke up I had a BIG surprise and it made me worry about the… akasuki.

Me: ok what do you think? I tried my best and I hop thair aren't to many mistakes if you have any questions then review oh and you won't believe what happens next.

Dei-Chan: I'm back people! With no emo cloud o' doom!

Chi-Chan: whoop de-fuckin do why the hell dose chin-Chan's name look like a body part… not even the good one!

Chin-Chan: Hidan-Chan that's mean T.T anyway review and chin-Chan and Tobi-kun will hug you!

Me: bye!