Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender…. Sadly
Cabbage Merchant Blues
I wanted to be a politician, you know. But noooooooooo! Daddy wanted me to take over the family business and sell freaking cabbages! No one even eats cabbages! Honestly, who would want to buy cabbages? Wherever I go it's always "Do you have any fire flakes?" or "What flavors of cabbages do you have?" REALLY? WHAT FLAVORS? We have two flavors at my wonderful stand, fresh, and old rotten cabbages. Take your pick. And on top of that, it seems like almost every single freaking day some bald headed kid comes speeding down the road and always, I mean ALWAYS runs into my cabbages! Can't a guy get a break around here? Do you know how much each cabbage COSTS? Actually it's only about two copper pieces. Sigh. You would think with the war being over and all, people would try new things and such, but nooo! I have had maybe ONE customer in the two months this war has been over, ONE! And it was some crazy old lady talking about how her cat just loves leaves and other disgusting herbs in her food. Really? Who feeds a cat LEAVES?
You know, it wasn't always like this. I used to get customers every day. Every single freaking day. I used to set up my stand with no competition, until that day. That freaking day the Avatar ended the war, and everyone started moving to every other place, and before you know it we have Mei Mei's Chicken from the Fire Nation next door, and Kanna's Seal Jerky Stall on my other side. SERIOUSLY? SEAL JERKY? My life sucks.
"Ahaha woooo! Watch this Katara!"
Oh crap. Here we go again.
[A/N: It's really short, I know. Kinda what I think might have went through our favorite cabbage merchant's head after the war :P –WC]