Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Warnings: Alex/Harper!

A/N: I wonder if this can be considered a fanfiction, since it's so short. Anyway, here's my second Halex one-shot! I hope you like it!

You don't know

You don't know…

I feel like laughing right now.

Why?

Because today's a sunny and beautiful day with bright blue skies and many pretty, white clouds that fill it. I'm currently in a spacious park. The grass is short and slightly moist thanks to last nights rain, but it's drying up now because of the sun. Before me, there's a modest lake. There are some people on little boats fishing in its center; others prefer to fish on the shore. Behind me, it's the park itself. Many kids are playing on the playgrounds while their parents watch them.

I'm laying in a blanket close to the lake but not to close. This area is denominated the "picnic zone". It actually says that in a sign around here. I'm kind of having a picnic here like many other people around me are too.

I'm laying on my back with my hands behind my head looking up at the sky. I have been doing that for a while, it's just so pretty. I would have continued to do so if only a more beautiful sight hadn't obstructed my view; not that I'm complaining. I would prefer to watch her over anything.

There's a nice breeze flowing our way, making her smooth brown hair move and softly caress my face. I close my eyes and feel it along my skin, I can smell her scent as well; I think its something like cherries. I submerge in her intoxicating aroma; I love it.

I hear her giggle, and open my eyes to be greeted with a striking smile. I could swear it's brighter than the sun itself. It sure seems that way whenever she walks into a room.

I smile softly and reach my left hand up to caress her cheek. She smiled even more while staring into my eyes. I gaze into hers, they are beautiful. There's not one thing I don't love about her, she's just so…gorgeous.

I see as she leans down ever so slowly and I help guide her with my hand to where she wants to go, to where I want her to go. Sadly, she stops so close to my lips, I would say millimeter's away. I can almost feel her, but I don't really. If I move I will touch them like I so yearn for but I don't make a single movement. I already know what she's doing, and it amuses me.

"Are you going to keep teasing me Harper?" I move my lips oh so gently and as I do so they graze hers, counterattacking her taunt.

"Just a bit." She says smiling softly and finally closes the almost inexistent gap that was between us. I can't help myself, not that I need to, and locate my arms around her neck caressing her silky tresses. I bring her closer to me as I open my mouth slightly with the desire to allow the delicious visitor to come in.

Now, this is why I feel like laughing. You probably don't understand, let me explain. This afternoon, I had a conversation with Justin. A silly conversation probably, it was about my retainer, one that I obviously don't have. What I did have at the moment, was a little elf behind my back. Anyway, I do remember him stating the obvious by saying I didn't have a retainer. I, been the witty girl I am, had replied with an: "You don't know what goes in my mouth". And it was true.

It almost makes me laugh to imagine the look on his face if he found out what goes in it. But I restrain, I'm to busy to laugh right now. I'll do it later, when I'm not so indulged in this glorious sensation.

…What goes in my mouth.

A/N: Yesh! More Halex!

This one was supposed to be a funny one; I don't think it came out that way though. No matter, it's Alex and that's what's important!

I don't remember if the thing Alex had behind her back in that episode was called an elf or not. I called it that here, just ignore that fact if it had some other name.

Thanks for reading and leave a review telling me what you think!