The Adventures of Xenu
DISCLAIMER:Scientology R 4 teh win.Please don't sue me.
One day,a shooting star had landed on the planet Earth!It had landed in the Gulf of Mexico,and from the inside came an alien!His name was Xenu and he was about to start life on Earth.
Thousands of years ago,a shooting star crashed into the
Gulf of The Indian Ocean,but this is not the shooting star that Xenu
was crashed in.
The star had landed in the Gulf of Mexico and
shocked fish and then died the fish.
Out of the star had popped
an alien.This was Xenu.
Xenu had told the fish that he was once a great ruler.His people prospered for thousands of century's,against Jesus's wills.But out of nowhere a giant ghost had came out of Heaven!Jesus had sent it down to get rid of Xenu and his people!Xenu thought that death of the hands of the ghost was not fit for the colony,so he killed all of his people in a desperate attemp to save his people.
Xenu fought the ghost hard and long,but his magical alien spear could not kill the ghost because it was already dead!So Xenu was forced to flee from his planet named Xenusplanet.So he searched for 6.3 years untill he found Earth...
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B CUNTINUD
(The guy who gave me the ispiration and basic story
base is pretty gewd at drawing so he might show u what Xenu looks
like :D)