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Never Play I Never

Oh Ginny, what I will do for you. Draco sighed as he looked toward the cottage from Snow White, or so he thought. Inside lay his demise, his very slow and painfully gruesome death.

Marching towards the door and knocking firmly, Draco held his breath.

"Malfoy." Came the calm greeting from the owner of the cottage, Draco looked from one to the other current occupant of the house. Obviously they needed to support each other to the front door for fear of flying away from lack of intelligence to weigh them down.

"Potter, Weasley." He nodded to each before pushing his way in. "I suggest we just start drinking and report we had a wonderful time. It will be the easiest option all around."

"I don't bloody see why we have to play nice." Ron whined to Harry as he glared at the blond currently making himself comfortable in the small but cosy living room.

"Because," Harry hissed. "We promised Ginny." And Harry left it at that.

A few hours later and two firewhisky bottles latter, nobody really cared anymore why anyone was where they were and who they were either.

"Oh, oh! Let's play a game!" A giddy blond fell onto Harry with the suggestion.

Ron looked suspicious, or at least tried, he hadn't really been in charge of his facial expressions for the last hour. "What kind of game?"

"Let's play 'I never.' It's funny!" Harry announced jumping to his feet and weaving his way around the furniture to the kitchen area.

Draco made an unsteady crawl back onto the sofa beside Ron as Harry re-entered with three shot glasses. After explaining the rules of the game to Ron they were underway.

It started of tame enough, 'I've never gone commando' and 'I've never had a one night stand.' That one received disbelieving looks.

Draco smiled slyly. "I've never wore women's underwear."

Ron and Harry blushed furiously, "It was a dare." They both gulped down their shots before refilling.

Ron looked idly around the room. "I never… fancied Ginny." He finished with a smirk as he watched the blond and the brunet down their glasses. One set of eyes looked to him guiltily.

"I never fancied Snape!" Draco roared and nearly fell off his chair when Ron raised his glass to his mouth with a wink while his ears blushed.

"Can hardly blame me with a voice like his." He muttered into his glass.

Draco looked on with shock for a few seconds. "I never polished my wand in Hogwarts unless alone in my dorm." Ron and Harry glanced at each other.

"Does it have to be your own?" Draco stared wide eyed but shook his head and both downed their drink.

"I never had sex at Hogwarts."Harry stated.

Draco downed his shot quickly andRon downed his eventually, the blond questioned him. "I was wondering if the grounds counted." Obviously they did.

"I never slept in a teacher's room!" Harry smiled taking anothergo whenno one would carry on. Draco and Ron smiled to themselves taking a drink.

"I wasn't with a teacher," Draco rushed to admit.

"I was." Ron smiled drunkenly.

And the night continued much the same. The morning came with hangovers galore and a fumbled agreement to NEVER speak of the disastrous game of 'I never' again.

The reception had started to lose guests a while ago and only seven people now remained. The bride was happily chatting away to Hermione on the front stage of the room and Harry, Ron and the twins were trying valiantly to give Draco advice on marriage. Dismal as the advice was.

"Hey guys." Ginny yelled over to the group who turned to watch her hold up a bottle of firewhisky with a beaming smile. "Want to play 'I never'?"

"NO!"

The End

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