If Only

by squiggle-bat

CatRimmer Slash. 3 drabbles, 3 POVs. Rimmer's new hard light drive leads to horror and despair aboard ship, except for Cat, who seems to be enjoying himself.

1. If Only

Chapter title: If Only

Disclaimer: I do not own Red Dwarf, nor do I make any money from this.

Warning: Sexual situations

If only he'd locked the door before experimenting with his new hard light drive. If only he'd not gotten so carried away once he found Kochanski's physical parameters still in his light bee. If only his self respect was a smidgen higher, his craving for physical contact marginally less. If only he'd not been caught red handed by the one person who wouldn't question his luck at finding a strange, naked woman aboard ship.

If only that roughened tongue working upon his unfamiliar nether regions wasn't so divine, Rimmer would never be wondering how to make this a regular occurance.