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Author's Note: Hello friends! It is us again Ally and Holly Hills here to bring you senior year. Now the first two chapters aren't going to be as great as the rest because we've 'lost' some people but it's still ok but without further ado here's senior year.
The Wrong Timeline chapter 1 : SENIOR YEAR!
"WE'RE BACK!" Alvin said as he laughed
"NO 18! WE ARE NOT STARTING SENIOR YEAR OFF LIKE THAT!" Goku growled
"This is senior year we have to change." 18 said
"Shut up freak, let me start senior year off," Goku bossed
"Rude, jerk" 18 mumbled, "How are the chapters gonna be without Vegeta and Zamasu, sorry Beautiful deceased Zamasu,"
"18, please shut up and let me run things," Goku let out a frustrated sigh
"Alright, fine," 18 complied
"Anyways, bonjour everyone, well the start of senior is pretty good, man Vegeta and Zamasu-,"Goku began
"-Goku show respect to the dead, it's BEAUTIFUL deceased Zamasu!" 18 interrupted
"18 ZIP IT OR I'LL ZIP IT FOR YOU!" Goku yelled as 18 walked away
"Like I was saying, Vegeta and Zamasu missed a lit summer," Goku bragged, "However I won't say details because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but today is the start of senior year! And nothings that different honestly, but now we have seniority, and my videos will always have a guest star now,"
Monday morning in the ghettos (Chichi's house) 7:30 am
"CHICHI WAKE UP, GET UP, GET OUT THERE YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE ON THE FIRST DAY!" OX King's voice roared too early
"AHH! Shut up you're so loud you stupid ox," Chichi replied as she got up
"CHICHI THE BUS IS LEAVING!" Ox shouted not hearing Chichi at all
"WHAT?!" Chichi shouted as she hurried to put on some clothes and shoes on, and threw her hair up
"CHICHI ARE YOU OUT YET?" OX King questioned
"WAIT! WAIT!" Chichi desperately screamed to the bus as she ran after the bus
"RUN CHICHI! RUN!" OX King encouraged, "Even though I could've taken her myself," he added to himself
*panting* "W-wait!" Chichi called but the bus wouldn't stop, "Damn I'm gonna be late on the first day," Chichi said to herself as she caught her breathe and then resumed running with Chicken Little's song One little slip playing in the background
Gero's house cave 7:35 am
"18 you better be up!" Cell called from the other side of 18's door
"Eck! It's… only 7:35 I'm good no rush is need," 18 said to herself, "time to get ready,"
*Turns on her Spotify daily morning Playlist (first song Tik Tok by Kesha ft. P. Diddy)*
Wake up in the morning feeling' like P-diddy, got my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city
18 put on sunglasses mouthing the lyrics
Before I leave, brush my teeth-
"-18!" Cell banged on the door, "STOP SINGING AND GET READY WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES!"
"Ah!" 18 panicked as she scurried to turn off her music and look for a first day of school outfit, "Man, I didn't get to finish my song," She whined to herself
"3 minutes 18!" Cell reminded
"Ah! Cell I don't have anything to wear!" 18 cried
"I told you to do you laundry two days ago, not my fault you didn't listen," Cell stated, "Now hurry up ,"
"CELL!" 18 whined
"Fine 17, wait another three minutes," Cell ordered, "18 I'm going to pick your outfit while you go brush your tangled hair and teeth,"
"No," 18 whined
"NOW 18!" Cell ordered
"Hurry 18!" 17 yelled
"EVERYONE STOP YELLING AT ME! DAMN!" 18 shouted in frustration
Cell picked out an outfit and sent 17 and 18 to school
At Capsule Corp 7:40 am
*loud whistle noise*
"Ah! What the hell is that awful noise?!" Bulma woke up covering her ears
"Well it looks like my new bitch whistle works, that's good," Mrs. Briefs popped her head in Bulma's room
"You bought a dog whistle?" Bulma said with an attitude
"That's right now hurry up and get ready, and your breakfast is in the kitchen if you want it," Mrs. Briefs chirped as she left
"Funny, like I'm going to eat anything you give me," Bulma said and then begin putting her first day outfit she picked the night before
*15 minutes later*
"I'm off to school, bye dad," Bulma waved a good-bye
"You sure you want to skip your most important meal of the day," Mrs. Briefs said, as she held out the dog bowl, with 'bitch's food' on it containing dog food
"Fuck you, I'm leaving," Bulma said as she drove off to school
"But its Blue Buffalo, the good brand," Mrs. Briefs stated as Bulma zoomed off to school, "If you want to treat them like family, feed them like family," she quoted the commercial
Gowasu's mansion 7:42 am
*Beep* *Blarp*
"Haha, he said blarp," Black yawned as he woke up
"BLACK! You should be off at school already," Gowasu stated
"Shut up, crusty lemon, I can instant transmission there, I have plenty of time," Black sassed
"Black, all I ask is respect," Gowasu said
"And all I ask for is money, seems like we both can't get what we want, now…GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Black shouted
"Black inside voice," Gowasu hushed
"Just leave then, damn, I'm only wearing my pj's, and you're leaving my door all the way open," Black said
"It's not my fault you don't wear nothing but those nasty boxers to sleep," Gowasu sassed as he left
"I WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR! FUCK YOU!" Black raged clearly pissed off
He then put on his regular attire and instant transmission to Chick-fa-la then to school
In the white suburbs (Goku's house) 7:45 am
*Knock, knock*
"Kakarrot, you better be up," Gine said, but received silence, she then opened the door to find Goku still asleep, "KAKARROT!"
"Ah-I'm up!" Goku exclaimed now woke
"Hurry and get on some real clothes instead of those silly Star Wars pajamas," Gine said as she left
"Star Wars is cool mom!" Goku protested
"Whatever. Hurry up your breakfast is on the table," Gine said as she left
*10 minutes later*
"Gup mgm" Goku talked with eggs and tortillas in his mouth
"Kakarrot don't eat with your mouth full, it's disgusting," Gine said
"Sorry, I said can I borrow some money for lunch?" Goku asked
"Here's 10 dollars don't lose it," Gine handed him the money as she began taking up dishes
"Thanks mom, see ya," Goku thanked as he then flew to his school
8:00 am at Sky High The gang's usual morning spot
"Man I'm the first one here," Bulma stated as she saw no one else from her group here
*panting* *heavy breathing*
"I made it on time!" Chichi jumped up
"Eww but your all sweaty and stinky," Bulma plugged her nose
"Well I had to chase the bus, since it left me," Chichi explained, "And I'm pretty sure the bus driver saw me, but he didn't stop even at the red lights,"
"Gross Chichi your all sweaty and disgusting," Goku walked in
"You sure know how to sweet talk a girl Goku," Chichi rolled her eyes, "I JUST EXPLAINED THAT I HAD TO CHASE THE BUS ALL THE WAY HERE FROM MY HOUSE!" she screamed
"You know if Vegeta were here he say his famous line: "Damn no need to yell, I'm right here"," Black walked up as he sipped on his Chick-fa-a drink
*Flashback of all the times Vegeta has said that line*
* Chapter 12: Valentine's Day Contest: Cheapcheap there's no need to yell I could hear your big damn mouth from fucking 8000 feet in the air
*Chapter 21: Prom part 1:Geez Black you don't have to shout Kira's name so damn loud*
"chapter 22: Prom part 2: shut up Black, damn-! Vegeta began
"-ANDYOURNEXT LINE IS: I'M RIGHT HERE!" Goku Black said fast
"I'm right here-wait damn I actually said it," Vegeta realized*
*Chpater 22 Prom part 2: "Damn we're right here," Vegeta said as he covered his ears*
"Some of those lines were just similar, they weren't all the same, like my famous quote," Bulma stated but everyone ignored her
"BLAACK!" Chichi and Goku yelled in unison as they ran towards him
"Damn, you act like he's you guy's military dad that just came to surprise you at your graduation or something like that," Bulma stated
"I can't watch those videos, there too emotional for me," Goku admitted
"Yeah, there so sad and sweet, I can't handle it," Chichi said
"Eww, what's that smell?" Black asked, "Bulma did you spray your perfume again?"
"No dipshit, it's Chichi's musty ass," Bulma sassed
"Oh, you wanna borrow some D?" Black asked
"Hell yeah, daddy!" Chichi pumped her fist
"No, baka I mean deodorant," Black said as he bonked Chichi's head with the deodorant
"Thank you," Chichi said as she took the deodorant
"Keep it," Black said as Chichi tried to give it back
"Hey guys," 17 greeted as he and 18 approached the group
"Whoa! 18 what on earth are you wearing?!" Everyone stated in shock seeing 18 wearing two sizes to big boot-cut jeans, with some Texas cowgirl boots, along with a Taco Bell T-shirt that had a Chihuahua on it saying 'Yo quiero Taco Bell' and on the back it said 'Want some?'
"Ah! I didn't have anything to wear. So Cell picked this out and it's the most awful outfit I've ever wore," 18 whined as she covered her face with her hands
"Well not the most awful outfit, those orange socks with those weird black old Sunday church shoes from the 1960s," Black stated
"You mean my outfit from last year?" 18 questioned
*sip* *loud drinking sipping from Black*
"That's rude," 18 said
RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG
"Let's make like a hedgehog and roll on to class guys," 17 stated
"Ok Futaba, thank God we're seniors and we get early release," Goku said as the gang began walking
"Wait guys I have exciting news!" Chichi exclaimed
"What?" They all questioned as they stopped
"I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE!" Chichi announced
"WHAT?!" They yelled in shock
"See," Chichi whipped out her license
"Well nimbus' prayers have been answered," Goku said followed by a slap from Chichi, "Oww, what it's true now he can retire,"
"Anyways, do you have a car?" Black asked
"Black don't ask stupid questions, of course I don't have a car!" Chichi stated
"Well how 'bout we go car shopping after school," Goku offered
"Yeah!" Chichi cheered
"But for now we should head to class," Goku said
"Geez, car salesmen are so annoying though," Black commented
"And another woman on the road," 17 laughed
….
"Damn 17 that was so sexist!" Everyone yelled
Goku's YouTube video
Hey guys! It's me Goku, well we all seniors even Vegeta, and Zamasu even though they're dead. But as I said earlier are guest star… well the person joining me today is Android 17!
"Hello everyone, I'm 17 also known as one of the founders of SPLAT!" 17 greeted
"Yeah, make sure you guys check out 17 and his friend channel SPLAT! Anyways 17 so are you sexist or whatever they called you when you commented on women and driving?" Goku asked
"No it was just a joke, but I mean most women aren't the best drivers," 17 explained
"I guess I don't know how to drive, but I believe most women should know how to cook and learn to stay in the kitchen," Goku said
"Ok see that's sexist, you're kidding right?" 17 worried
"No," Goku ended
"Well I better get going I got some SPLAT! Videos that need to be edited," 17 made an excuse to leave
"Well that's all for today I'll see y'all next time when we go to shady car salesmen so Chichi can buy a car, see time The Wrong Timeline Senior year: Chichi's ghetto car shopping
"That's not the title it's just Chichi's car shopping," Holly corrected.