Disclaimer: I do not own The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or Green Day or Linkin Park.
Me and my friend wrote this story together. And this story is about random chaos so if you don't like it then don't read it!
Blah blah blah and then jack jumped of a cliff so he could be free and guess what? Bob exploded! I hate eggs said Lauren while pacing the room. I hate you screamed Billie Joe while running around like the idiot he is. my name is Bobby Jack said the random monkey named Bobby Jack. so we all went to lunch and had a cup of tea so we could talk about whales. then Mike Shinoda came and said I love the world and everyone in the restaurant but Bobby Jack exploded! Then Cody said that the fish were coming, so Tre Cool jumped off a cliff so he could go see the whales that came from episode 5. then the penguins decided they wanted to rule the world so Mike Dirnt said the ants would help the dolphins with the domination of planet x ,which is ruled by Green Day and Linkin Park people are the vice rulers .then Bob the boat hit a tree that was in the middle of the ocean because it felt like it and Mike Shinoda and Mike Dirnt said they were going to make a cd together called bass players dont get enough credit and then planet x turned purple because Billie Joe said it should and Zack said that all the mangos in the world blew up last night. . . . so Tre Cool and Joe Hahn started freaking out because they are the leaders of the mango club. then London fell in love with Phoenix because he is so cool and then Chester said everyone should go choke on rocks because no one would eat smores with him.
So then Jessie randomly yelled "Does anyone have a boat catalogue?" and everyone looked at her weirdly, wondering how she got there. Then all of a sudden out of no where, out popped Micheal Jackson ugly as can be! Then he started singing Thriller. Then Zack yelled "It's graple!" and then Micheal Jackson ran off because he was scared of Graple juice. Everyone saw Billie Joe holding a huge box and they asked him what it was. "Its a gift from Ethel." Billie Joe said. "Oh, what's in it?" asked Jessie. "Ummm...some cheese, fruit, crackers, stuff like that." Billie said. "And chocolate!" yelled Lauren looking in one of the boxes. "What is a marshmallow?" Cody asked quite loudly. "Creme and stuff." Tre said coming out of no where. "Oh...ok." Cody said.
I hate toasters said Chester because the toaster kept burning his mango pop-tarts. So Mike Shinoda decided to put the random printer on his hit list because he felt like it. Then Joe Hahn got mad because Jessie stole Mr. Froggie because the voice in her head names George told her to. Then Bobby Jack had to go to the store because Billie said they were out of marshmallows! Cody then decided that the flamingoes from episode 218 were not real because they were blue. Then Jessie said Mike Shinoda should be called Spike Shnizzle because it would be easier so he wouldn't get confused with Mike Dirnt. I hate whales said the random toasted leftover egg roll. I wish I was blue said Lauren while she ate a mango pop-tart that came out of the toaster Chester hates. Then Chester decided that the toaster needed to be on his hit list. I love toasted egg rolls said the voice in the random room that is in the pink and orange house down the street from Billie's garage.
Oh my god its spongebob Lauren said looking at a sponge. And then the purple banana attacked Zack's face because it was an evil banana cause bananas arent supposed to be purple. And then the evil monkeys took over mars and died.And then the evil toaster that Chester hates killed the giant rock so Chester hated him even more. So then the butterway tried to eat Jessie but then the random super dude came and killed it. And then the orange unicorn came and jumped off the cliff because the evil midgets from episode 428 were chasing it. And then the octopus came out of no where and yelled i hate Chester and then Mike Dirnt yelled well i hate you and then billie joe said this is the crappiest bar ive ever been to i dont even know why i came and he wasnt even in a bar. Then Spike said Gluh Gluh Gluh and then Lauren screamed ahhhh apple pie! So then the apple pie left to go take over Neptune because pie is cool! And then Cody tried to touch Pluto with his foot while Zack said he wanted to have a bread fight.
This is our first story so give us some slack. Review!