Monterey is always sunny and mild. The beaches are so relaxing.
Now legally widowed, Louise Penderghast rests easy, on a towel. She moans happily. Life as a legal widow could be harder. She could actually be widowed.
Her navel is a sacred place for somebody. Scott Carey, at the size of a mite, wanders around and near it. His ex-wife has a beautiful body. And it still makes him hard.
On the upside, Scott isn't shrinking anymore. On the downside, he's stuck at the size of a mite. He'll never be bigger than his wife again. Not for a long time, at least.
Down here, his ex-wife's body is majestic. It's in moments like these he doesn't wish he was normal-sized.
Louise lies still. As she breathes, her chest rises and falls. To Scott, her boobs are like self-elevating peaks. He's SO tempted to climb them...
Nearby, a pair of Latinas stop and look. Scott sees them. Louise doesn't seem to heed them. They stare at her, and deviously exchange in Spanish.
Scott doesn't know what they say. But he's pretty sure they're judging his ex-wife.
Alas...he can't help but feel that they might be judging HIM. Interesting; women usually avoid men who they're not attracted to. And they have a right not to be; women like men who're bigger and stronger than them. Scott is neither.
Moreover, Scott would still be married if society could see him. Alas...these two Latinas don't seem like they take a man's marital status into account before courting him...
Louise smiles, and sighs. Her mountains-uh, BOOBS-rise and fall as she does. That's it; now Scott KNOWS she can't hear what the Latinas say. Good; Scott can't understand them.
At long last, the Latinas wander off. They'll probably be back...with a rebound suitor for Scott's ex-wife.
"Those Latina broads can be quite judgmental, can't they Scott?" She listens. He doesn't answer. "CAN'T THEY, SCOTT?!"
Scott jumps. He seriously thought his ex-wife was asleep when those Latinas walked by.
"I," Scott stammers, "didn't know you knew Spanish."
"I don't." With her hands, she straightens her bikini bottom. Scott's thankful he wasn't on it before she did. "As an alleged widow, I should be used to it by now."
"I owe you a big one," Scott tells her, "for not leaving me for my brother."
"I know," Louise admits. "You don't have a big one to speak of...and that's why you need me to love you."
Scott wishes his ex-wife wouldn't make fun of his size so much. OTOH, at least she still thinks it's cute...after all this time.
