Final fantasy IX
Zidane and Garnet just married and have a little VERY irritating girl. With black hair and Zidane's tail. Zidane and Garnet live happy in their castle…
Garnet: Zidane you stupid ass I know by now you don't love me but you don't have to tell me that EVERY day.
Well maybe not that happy…
Zidane: Well I loved you till you got pregnant from that's stupid kiddy!
Garnet: Wel you put her in me you couldn't hold you little thingy there in you're pants!
Zidane: MY MAN ISN'T LITTLE.
Garnet: YES IT IS!!!
Little kid: uuh should I cover my ears??
Garnet: huh ow hai Rose uumm no mommy and daddy stopped fighting (for now)
Zidane: uuh ya Rosa come on let's walk oke?
Rose: rrr no I am ashamed of you!
Zidane: WHAT WHY!?
Rose: heey old man you don't have to shout!! And I'm ashamed of you because you have a little thingy!
Garnet: hahahaha
Zidane: how do you know??
Rose: look at you're pants you fat ass!
Zidane: rrr well you don't have boobs!!!!
Garnet: Zidane!!!
Rose: I'm only 4 you sucker!
Zidane: that's no excuse!
Rose: what are you talking about you're just like me you don't have any either!
Zidane: because I am a guy!
Rose: no you're not they made a guy of you; you were a girl when you were born!
Garnet: Rose that's not right he is taking hormones that he looks like a man, don't forget that!
Rosa: but mother aren't you a lesbian then??
Garnet: ……….. AAHHH I AM A LESBAIN!!!
Zidane: rrrrr I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: tell that to the cat!
Zidane: but we don't have a cat.
Rose: true because you sat on him with you big ass!
Zidane: he always attacked my tail.
Garnet: wait you killed foe foe?
Zidane: get's red
Garnet: but you told me he ran away! starts crying and looks for comfort at Rose
Rose: do you now see what you've done you made mommy cry!
Zidane: sorry, wait why do I care she cooks horrible.
Rose: she never cooks that do the servants!
Zidane: oh… in that case honey I do love you.
Garnet: really?? I love you to honey and goes to Zidane
Rose: hello just wait alright there's a kid in here!! IEUWW!! Alright get a room you peverts!
Zidane: we already have one!
Rose: ya so then a other room!
Garnet: rose go to you're room mommy and daddy uuhhh have to umm talk!
Rose: ya right! ( and gets out of the room)
A few hours later at diner…
Rose: dad you have horrible manners of eating :O
Zidane: since when are you my parent?
Rose: since you are not responsible enough to be one!
Garnet: pick up her doll which looks like Zidane and says with a childish voice I'm Zidane and I'm beaten up by a 4 year old.
Zidane: which side are you on??? And by the way I'm not defeated by Rose!
Garnet: ya right keep dreaming.
Rose: hey dad I'm sorry…
Zidane: aah really I can't belief it, I forgive you love but never do that to daddy again alright honey?
Rose: hahaha you fell for it sucker!
Zidane: If could have know that
Garnet: 2 for Rose 0 for Zidane
Zidane: for so far family love.
Next morning
Garnet: at Rose's room honey wake up time for breakfast it's gonna be beautiful day don't waist it.
Rose: oww save you're stupid talk woman!
Garnet: excuse me!
Rose: didn't you hear me? Shut up and let me sleep.
Garnet: goes out of the room and to Zidane honey it's your turn to wake Rose up honey?
Zidane: oww save you're stupid talk woman!
Garnet: yep their related
Zidane: can't we just dump her in the river?
Garnet: ppphh I wish we could
Zidane:O you said you wanted it to, bad bad garnet only the daddy can complain!
Garnet: but honey you aren't a guy not born and you don't act like one:P
Zidane: that's not nice ya know I have enough of this family I'm leaving! BYE!
Garnet:O:O NOOO!!! WAIT ZIDANE PLEASE I WAS KIDDING PLEASE HONEY DON"T LEAVE!
Zidane: OWW SAVE IT!
Rose: ARRRR I WAS SLEEPING YA KNOW MOTHER JUST LET HIM GO I DON"T LIKE HIM ANYWAY!
Garnet: ROSE! Don't say that!
Rose: ya like you're gonna stop me, you can't stop me and you can't stop daddy you're a bad woman ya know!
Zidane: are you gonna come to Garnet?
Garnet: ya I'm coming wait for me!
Rose: what about me?????
Zidane+Garnet: YOU CAN"T COME!!!!!
Rose: well I had enough of you 2 anyway wait now I can rule the world WHAHAHAHA!
And that's how the world vanished
The end