It was another awesome/awful day at camp Campbell (the latter if your the majority) and max was trying to get some shut eye when the bull horn woke him up "dammit" he swore as the sudden noise of the brass instrument made him fall out of the rickety bed his cabin provided him with. Later in the mess hall quartermaster was serving up his infamous food-like substances to the kiddies, max ordered the mash potatoes and the quartermaster gave him a spoon to eat with, however upon sticking his spoon into it the somehow sentient side dish ate it whole. "FUCK" he quietly shouted under his breath. During regular camp activities David was sitting and reading "the encyclopedia of nature". Max and the other kids were running around a track to get their legally required 15 minutes of exercise when David called upon him. Max you know that you must be wearing your honorary safety uniform during exercise period" David explained "do know just don't care"max retorted "well we need to get you fitted up" David exclaimed dragging a reluctant max by the knees to the supply room to get the the correct clothes onto him. Soon max was wearing a life jacket,parachute,military helmet,safety goggles,a bulletproof vest, and pads on every appendage max tried to continue walking but fell on his face mid way through his first step "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" max shouted quite loudly but was muffled by the concrete. Max decided it would be better to sit down by a tree to avoid David and too let old age take its toll but somehow David found him "max you should be" he began to say till max grabbed him by his yellow ascot the two nose to nose by now "NO HELL NO I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR STUPID SONGS CHEESY ACTIVITIES AND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS HELLISH LABYRINTH YOU CALL A FUCKING CAMP,I MEAN WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING ROSES DAVID NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT GODDAMN MIND WOULD EVER SAY THAT-" just then the bus rammed David out of the way (and just sorta glazed Max's nose a little bit) the doors opened to reveal a tall brown haired camper "I love camp"he exclaimed with glee