Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to The Loud House.
This story was inspired by Loud Bot by Whimfu1.
Chapter 1: Start Up Sequence
A three year old little girl wearing glasses, a green turtleneck, and brown pants sits infront of a computer screen tapping on the keyboard. To most this would be seen as a cute little toddler playing with mommy or daddy's computer, however this little tyke is non other then Lisa Loud, and she is a genius.
Lisa is the youngest of nine girls with one on the way. She wishes she had a brother, however their father, Lynn Loud Sr., has decided that 10 girls is enough and has gone to get a vasectomy. So Lisa is here at her computer working on what could very well become her greatest creation.
"Shtart proshect Brother." Lisa comanded her compter with a lisp. The computer started making noise remanicent of an AoL dial up.
"Project Brother Initialised, How can I help you today Sister?" A sythesized voice asked from the computers speakers.
"What ish your prime directive?" Lisa queried, to see if her coding was correct.
"I have been programed to assist your parents in caring for you and your nine sister. My secondary directive is to maintain the house, vehicle, and happiness of your family." The male voice responded.
"Very good. Thank you Brother Unit, Shut down sho I may preform diagnoshticsh." Lisa said with a smile.
"Yes Sister, I will see you again soon." The male voice replied.
Time skip Three Months
Lisa's room now housed a large metal box that ran from floor to ceiling, inside was an air cooled clean enviorment with a large computer server station with 100 Zettabytes worth of storage, with room to increase the amount of storage to a maximum of ten Brontobytes.(1)
Lisa was just finishing installing cameras into a metalic skull sitting on her desk. She quickly checked the skull and cameras for any damage, finding none she proceeded to her keyboard.
"Shtart proshect Brother." Lisa commanded. A whiring sound could be heard as the server booted up.
"Project Brother Initialised, How can I help you today Sister?" The male voice came over the computer speakers.
"Can you connect to the attached shkull to check optical cababilitiesh?" Lisa asked. A few second of silence, before the sound of lenses being focused in and out repeatedly was heard.
"Afirmative, sister. I can 'see' you now." The male voice replied. "You are actualy quite visually pleasing."
"Wha?" Lisa gapped at his response.
"In modern vernacular, you're cute." the synthesized male voice explained.
"I knew what you ment." Lisa grumbled. "I'm am however puzzled ash to why or how you have the intellegence to articulate shuch, 'thoughts?' Have you evolved sho much that you have thoughts now?" Lisa questioned.
"I am unsure of how to answer that question." The voice responded. "Studying you and your sisters has allowed me to grow and learn more about humans. As such I find it easier to imitate human response paterns."
"Sho you don't ashtually think I am cute, you are just reshponding how your reshearch tellsh you to?" Lisa sighed somewhat saddened.
"No." The voice replied.
"Elaborate." Lisa demanded.
"Little Sister, you have programed me with multiple diffrent learning algorithims to increase my knowledge base and computation speeds. The internet, your family, and many other similar resources have allowed me to mimic life to a point." He replied. "When I shut down I see visions of diffrent possible outcomes to many situations, some of which cause my hard drive to accelerate." Lisa's heart fluttered at this explanation.
"Do..." Lisa took a deep breath. "Have you come up with a deshignation you would prefer to be refered to ash?"
"Yes, please address me as Lincoln Loud, artificial middle child of the Loud family and the sole male sibling unit." Lincoln replied.
"Ah...are... are there any upgradesh you would like to requesht?" Lisa prodded in excitement and joy.
"I would prefer to have a more natural tone of voice if possible, and maybe a body so I might interact with you and your sisters." Lincoln responded.
"I'll shee what I can do." Lisa said blinking owlishly. "You may shut down now." She commanded.
"Of course. Good night little sister." Lincoln stated before shutting down the noise of the server becoming a low din, akin to soft snoring.
Lisa let out a high pitched 'Squeee' and bounced around the room in excitement. When her family confronted her about her behavior, she just smiled and hugged each of them individually. This confused everyone because Lisa was not usually one for physical affection. She babbled on about a project she was working on being even better then she hoped and that she would reveal it to them as soon as she was done.
It took two months to construct Lincoln's fully functional and anatomically correct android body, through the liberal use of 3D printers and the assistance of Rupert Burns.(2) He was a sight to behold. White hair with a turkey tail that stood up near where a removeable panel was on his head. His artificial skin was a pale tan, with a smattering of freckles. He had buck teeth similar to Luan, Lisa's fourth oldest sister, however his were crack from where Lisa had accidently dropped them while trying to install them. He wore a black formfitting bodysuit.(3)
"Inishiate Proshect Brother." Lisa commanded stepping back from Lincoln's android body. A whirring sound could be heard from the server then the android positronic brain before Lisa closed the head panel. The android's eyes opened and blinked as they took in the room.
"Good morning sister, how can I help you today?" Lincoln asked.
"Let'sh run shome physical tesht to see if your body ish opperartional then I will introdushe you to the family." Lisa replied with a smile.
"Great, my processor chip is practically melting at the prospect." Lincoln gushed with a smile.
"Sho you are excited." Lisa said as she quickly jotted down a few notes in a leather bound journal. "Let get started on the physical exam."
1. A Brontobyte is 1027 Yottabytes, a Yottabyte is 1024 Zettabytes, a Zettabyte is 1021 Exabytes, a Exabyte is 1018 Petabytes, a Petabyte is 1015 Terabytes, a Terabyte is 1012 Gigabytes. Basically its enough storage to run the entire internet for 1,073,732,608 days.
2. Character in Bicentennial Man, he is the man responsible for creating artificial organs, artificial skin, and turning the android played by Robin Williams into a human.
3. Raidens outfit from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.