Final fantasy VIII
to the beach!
squall and the gang are going to the beach what will happen?
Rinoa: and guys what do ya think of my new swimsuit?!
Ivrine: (drools) where is it??
Squall: oww stop looking you pevert:O :0
Selphie: hey attention to miss universe please!
Zell: where is she !!???
Selphie: SHE IS ME YOU DUMBASS!! (hits him)
Zell: WHY DID YOU DID THAT FOR????!!
Selpie: BECAUSE… ehm … eh .. uhm… I don't remember wheeeehehehe (cries)
The rest:/ O MY GOD!!!!
Squall: please just stop crying please! Come on I wanna go to the beach!
Selphie: (snik snik) alright alright
Rinoa: well let's go but tell me again how do we come there?
Quistis: well we have a car Rinoa! (thinks how could you take away squall from me????)
Rinoa: I knew that blond stupid old woman! I know what ya thinking… you think I way smarter than you are pfff.
Quistis: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM BLOND BUT NOT STUPID!
Rinoa: OH COME ON EVEN Selphie HAS MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN YOU HAVE!
Quistis: OW YA????
Rinoa: YA!!!
Squall: HEY HEY HEY come on girls don't fight Rinoa that was not nice and quit this stupid talk!!
Rinoa: I'm sorry Selphie.
Quistis: and aren't you sorry for me!
Rinoa: do you realy want an answer? You wouldn't understand it anyway :P
Squall: Rinoa!
Rinoa: alright Im sorry quistis(thinks I hate her that stupid blondy thanks to her squall is mad at me!)
Quistis: apologies accepted.
Squall: Quistis don't you owe Rinoa an apologie too?
Quistis: nope.
Squall: ………………………………. Eerrrrrrr girls what are they???!
Zell: let's just go!
At the beach:
Selphie; hey guys the sea moves! It comes this way and goes back and this way and back and this way and back and this way and back
Ivrine: I can do that to you to honey If you know what I mean??
Selphie: no I don't what do you mean?
Squall: trust me Selphie you don't want to know
Selphie: I don't??
The rest: no!
Selphie: okay.
Rinoa: wel who wants to go in to the moovvingg sea.
Squall: well I wanna go come on it's hot here!
Rinoa: that's because of you:)
Squall: uuhh???
Quistis: ….rrrrr that bitch.. I'll go to
Rinoa: oww great!( that bitch I wanted to go ALONE with Squally!) hey Zell go splash with Quistis!
Zell: my pleasure!
Quistis: no no no no Zell what are you doing? No you don"t wanna splash me right right??!!! AAHHH!!
Ivrine: hey Selphie wanna lay on the towels with me? grins
Selphie: uummm alright but can you scratch my ear please?
Ivrine: what?
Rinoa: come here hottie ( winks at Squall)
Zell: thinks she ment him runs up to Rinoa and almost kisses her on the mouth but she puts her toe in his mouth
Quistis: thinks: now is my chance! heey Squall wanna buy a drink for me?
Squall: sure come on (buys a drink for him and her)
Rinoa: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING??!!! (runs to Squall but missed him and fell off the pier.
Quistis: laughs evil and tries to kiss Squall
Squall: gets REALY uncomfortable and thinks of an excuse ehh Quistis I'm gay with Zell!
Zell: WHAT!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TO! ( runs and kisses Squall)
Rinoa and Quistis: (fainted)
Squall: Shit! tries to get Zell off of him
Rinoa and Quistis; wake up and are really depressed
Quistis: Rinoa shall we be best friends?
Rinoa: yes I'm sorry I've done and said all those horrible things to you.
Quistis: me to!
Rinoa and Quistis: hug each other.
Ivrine: aaahhh!! How sweet now you can be lesbians!
Zell: ya and then squall and I can date with you guys!!!
Squall: screams I'm not gay I just made up an excuse not to kiss Quistis but I ended up even worse kissing Zell!!!
Rinoa and Quistis: get out of the hug and start to fight again and be sworn enemies.
Zell: you don't love me?? But but .. (cries)
Squall: I ehm … eh I'm sorry?
Zell: well alright I forgive you. get's over his gay periode. Quistis I love you!
Quistis: WHAT? Oww boy aahh (runs away from Zell)
Zell: this is really not my day
Ivrine: well Selphie this is how people are supposed to do hug and kiss so shall we do that to?
Selphie: no I don't have a condom
Ivrine:
Rinoa: heey Squall wanna kiss me??
Squall: well Yes!!!
Rinoa: goes up to Squall and comes closer and closes her eyes
Squall;p does the same but then immediately put his hand in front of her lips Wait I must look into the mirror first! walks away and goes look for a mirror
Rinoa: hey Quistis Squall is gonna kiss me ya know!
Quistis: ieuuww who would kiss you I would fainted if I smelt you that close!
Rinoa: oh ya! walks up to Quistis and kisses her and did you faint?
Squall: (thinks owkee is she in love with quistis??) uhh Rinoa you could just tell me you were a lesbian ya know :S (walks away)
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOO! Squally I'm not a lesbian I just had to prove something to Quistis!
Squall: Stop that I feel miserable enough.
Quistis: ya but Squall I'm not a lesbian only Rinoa just remember that oke?
Squall: whatever….
Rinoa: WHAT WHY WERE YOU SAYING THAT??!!
Quistis: because I hate you :P
Rinoa: that's a pretty good reason
Quistis: yes I thought that too that's why.
Squall: is really confused. guys who am I supposed to kiss?
Selphie: ow ow ME ME KISS ME!!
Ivrine: BUT BUT I asked first to kiss you!
Selphie: ya but you stink :#
Ivrine: how do you know that Squall doesn't stink?
Selpie: hey that's a good point… starts thinking for the first time in her life
Squall: Selphie just remember last night ;)
Selpie: oh ya then I did have a condom with me:)
Ivrine,Quistis,Rinoa,Zell: you did what?????? AAH YOU HAD YOU KNOW WITH SQUALL!!!
Squall+Selphie: uuh ya
Squall: goes up to Selphie and kisses her
All: amen!