Dungeon in a World of Ninja Chapter 1: The Beginning, a naruto fanfic

Welp here is where I would normally do some deep dark blame humanity contemplating the uselessness of life… buuuut now that I found myself actually in this situation I realized… what people say about the Hype Train is right… You can't stop the Hype Train… Even when everything is pointless and ruined the hype train keeps going on… Man… This is getting annoying… I might actually start thinking about the existence of creation and the simple stuff… Like if a ghost kills another ghost is it a ghost of a ghost? Twenty points to whoever got that… if there are people… there is someone right..? Meh weee- What's this? What's this..? A light… SWEET! Wonder where it goes… well normally my paranoid thoughts and mind would say to avoid it but my boredom matrix is needing to be emptied by doing something… well… Not boring.

Meh. Nothing ventured nothing gained… Like someone once said… Now that I think about it how long have I been here? And what would happen if I kept to this void? Personally I believe this place needs some cheering up… I mean all not existing and such… … … Well fuck I think I just recognized what the symbolism between this void and me is… or I'm overthinking it… For those who are curious it's just a simple idea I "created" of, in a sense, is the predator of Multiverse. It's creation follows one of Newton's laws of Motion, as well as the idea of Survival of the fittest… to be fair it was in the same situation as me… almost to the exact same point… I almost… ALMOST… don't want to go into the light for the slight fear of what I will become… or it will show me.

Well to quote the galaxy wide imperium in which I serve… Glory to the first man to die..! (or in this case the first person to find out what's on the other side and then possibly die from it) WELP Let's gooo!
*Trip [Mind: Welp… This is gonna suuuuuuuuuuck]*

First thing's first… How did I trip… Second of all… Where did I trip to this time? I mean… It's just an Empty cave… I think… I mean… There are rocks everywhere… and well… What would you call this other than a cave? A hole? A prison? A delusion of a former (?) madman?Well that last one would make more sense… At least I HAVE SOMETHING TO EXPLO- wow it's a lot smaller than I thou-... Did that just… I mean…
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I can't move… This… doesn't… make… sense… Well it does but the fact that I am now in a cave and cannot move after tripping means either A) I'm stuck in the wall… or B) I don't have a body… lets see if I can look aroun- OH GOOOOD THE SPINNING I CAN'T STOP OH GOOOOOOOD… I wonder if I can vomi- Nope guess not… not even dizzy… For those wondering what just happened… For a simple explanation just look up Call of **** Sensitivity 20 Spinning I imagine that one of the videos will give an example of what just happened… oh god… At least I have confirmed that I am infact NOT in a wall. Infact there is not fall near me… And my head can spin 300 and 60 degrees I wonder… If this works…

YES I CAN ZOOM… Well not zoom as in speed or movement… BUT SIGHT … I'm smiling right? I can't really tell with whatever I am… Wonder if I can see myself somehow… maybe… FOCUS… Nope… welp… at least I can explore in peace… I fucking hate it already…

I wonder what the Status of my Body i- Yo- I mea- Ya know what… FUCK YOU… FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL… I MEAN… I'm just done with your shit world I mean… All I had to do was say was [Status] and I would be able to see what I am? WHAT FUCKING GAME IS THIS. WELP LETS TAKE A FREAKING LOOK SHALL WE

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Status: …
Name: N/A

Age: N/A

Race: ?
Rank: D
Daily Income:? CpH
Daily Expenses: 0 CpH
C? K7 : ?

Stats:

Intelligence: 25
Strength: 0
Wisdom: 15
Agility: 0
Willpower: 10
Endurance: 10
Luck: 5

Equivalent: Crippled Intelligent Civilian

Points Remaining: 10

Skills:
Zoom |MX|: Allows you to see things closer and more Clarity

Inspection |?|: Allows you to Inspect Objects/Beings to get information

[Racial Skills]: Locked {Locked until Race Discovered}

Perks:
[Racial Perks]: Locked {Locked until Race Discovered}
|Locked|
|Locked|
|Locked|

Quests:

{What Am I}
(Objective): Find Out Race.
(Rewards): Racial Skills, Perks, and Title Unlocked.
(Bonus Objective): Find out nature of your Location.
(Bonus Reward): New Title, Perk, 400 Income.

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{The Darkness [ Locked ] }
{Locked Until "What Am I" is Completed}

{Tutorial [ Locked ] }

{Locked until "What Am I" is completed}|

X-X

HOLY SHIT RPG SYSTEM I AM SO HA- I really Hate it all… Welp Time to start Naming things I can be to get the perks… To be fair This mi- Is that what I think it is? A PUDDLE I can feel the hap- not really but still… I wonder if I can Identify myself in the puddle to speed things up… looking ti- I… I don't have to guess… or Identify myself… I know what I am… If the Floating Crystal in the middle of the Cavern has anything to say… I'm a Dungeon… or at the least a Dungeon Core… Wha- *DING*-t happens… now… well this must be my lai-

-x-

{Quest Completed: Who Am I}
[Rewards Unlocked!: All Racial Abilities Unlocked!, New Title Unlocked [The Dungeon Keeper] New enhancements Unlocked!]

{Bonus Status: [Completed] }
[New Rewards Unlocked]
[Rewards: New Title!: {Crystal Heart in a Darkened Lair}, New Perk!: Dungeon User Interface System (DUIS)!], 400 Chakra Gain Per Hour!]

X-x

Did it just… Fuck… There is only one thing I realistically know of/remember that has Chakra… God damn Ninjas… Wonder where I am?

New Quests Unlocked!
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{The Darkness [ Unlocked ] }
Objective: Create Your Lair!
Reward: 400+ CpH, New Label, Greater Knowledge of Dimension!

{Tutorial [ Unlocked ] }
Objective: Complete the Tutorial
Rewards: New Minions, Traps, Buildings, Greater Knowledge of your Existence!

-X-

Welp… I know what I Am Doing for the next few days… YEP I AM doing nothing for now… Maybe the tutorial sooner rather than later… I'd like to explore more and get however much Chakra I can get in general as well as Experiment with what I can before starting it just in case… Dumb Idea but Meh.

In the worlds of a Great group of people *Ahem* Strike for the Chapter and the Inquisition! (Though I think they meant against beings like me but once again… Meh)... Gonna take a nap to see if I still gather Chakra for now…

-X-

A/N: The reference at the Beginning was to several other Fictions I've made but never posted… They start as the joke implies.

Not much to talk about really but the Idea :D

Dungeon in Narutoverse I don't think i've seen that yet… but what's to come however. EXPECT the next chapter to be somewhere around about… whenever I feel like typing. Bye.

Also all other stories are on... a "break"

TO BE CONTINUED :D