The Fact Files of the ZPD
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We have here, for all of you, a collection of facts and observations regarding Zootopia's finest... and even some people who aren't members of the ZPD. These are all true...ish.
File 001: THE MIRACULOUS CHIEF BOGO
01. Chief Bogo was born with the first name of Chief. His actual rank is unknown.
02. Every time Chief Bogo smiles, a baby platypus is born.
03. Chief Bogo has existed for millennia. The ZPD First Precinct was actually built around him.
04. Chief Bogo has the ability to shoot laser beams from his eyes.
05. Contrary to popular belief, Chief Bogo does not listen to Gazelle music. Chief Bogo dances to Gazelle music while wearing a black and gold striped leotard, and it is the most fabulous sight you will ever behold.
06. Chief Bogo is actually the love child of a ancient god and a modern buffalo. This is why he is so strong. His strength is completely unrelated to diet and exercise.
07. Every time Bogo cries, his tears are to be collected, for a single one of his tears has enough nutrients to sustain one acre of farm land for a month.
08. Chief Bogo's milkshakes bring all of the girls to the yard. ALL of them. There are no exceptions.
09. Chief Bogo can travel through time. The reason that he does not do so is because he is too smart to risk tearing a hole in the fabric of time and space.
10. Chief Bogo once swam around the entire ocean in three days... with cement blocks tied to his body.
11. Day and night only exist when Chief Bogo wakes up and goes to sleep, respectively.
12. The Big Bang is the only event in the history of the universe to have occurred without Chief Bogo's involvement. Everything else has been as result of his will after his birth.
13. Chief Bogo is able to mate with three females for ten hours straight, every day of the week... if he feels like it.
14. Chief Bogo can go an entire month without blinking.
15. Chief Bogo once stopped a train from crashing with only his fist.
16. Chief Bogo eats metal girders for breakfast, semi-trucks for lunch, and cargo ships for dinner. He has a large iron intake.
17. Chief Bogo once became his own great-great-great-great grandfather. He has no regrets over the incident.
18. Bogo Bogo Bogo Bogo Bogo Bogo Bogo.
19. Chief Bogo once parted the sea in order for an elderly squirrel to travel to another continent... by blinking.
20. Chief Bogo does not lift weights to get strong. Weights lift him to make themselves strong, so that others may feel a sliver of his greatness when they lift them.
21. Once, when no one was looking, Chief Bogo ate forty donuts. He ate 40 donuts! That's as many as four tens!
22. Chief Bogo is immortal.
23. When Chief Bogo sighs, a hurricane destroys three houses owned by pigs.
24. When Chief Bogo finally dies, the universe will implode in on itself, dooming us all.
25. Chief Bogo has the strength of a buffalo... that has the strength of ten buffalo.
26. Chief Bogo once rescued an entire family from a burning building... by telling the fire to put itself out. The fire obeyed him.
The Next Fact File is... Judy Hopps!