Body Kazooie Goes Gerudo!

Dawn of the First Day

(72 hours remain)

"Fine!!! I will!"

"No! NO!!!! I didn't mean..."

Banjo and Kazooie had just gotten into an argument when Banjo spat out 'Why don't you just leave? Find a home!!'. He didn't mean to, but he couldn't stop Kazooie after that. She flew out the window before he had a chance. Kazooie had grabbed her walkman and flew out the window.

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"Lousy furbag......" Kazooie mumbled as she gained altitude. She turned on her walkman and sung along, rather good for a breegull. This was her favorite past-time as she could fly for days with her walkman. She had done this before which caused Banjo to have a heart attack.

"Yawn.....hey Banjo, I heard yelling. Hey, where's Kazooie?" Tooty asked drowsily. She had just woken up and started to walk to her brother. He was sitting in his Gameboy playing chair, but had turned it around so Tooty couldn't see him.

"Sniff...she left....all because of me........"

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Kazooie had flown over and past the Spiral Mountain area.

"Hey now, your an all star. Get your game on, go plaaaaaay..." She sung along. She had her eyes closed and didn't notice the tree in front of her......SMACK! She hit it hard and landed with a loud thud. She just laid there on her back, motionless. Her walkman had broken, as well as her left wing. Luckily, her legs were tough enough (she can bend them forward and backward) so they were okay.

2 hours later, she slowly opened her eyes to see a REALLY bright lightbulb. She must of jumped three feet. Instinctively she went into a battle pose with a ready beak and wings spread out.

"Whoa, whoa! It's okay!" The lightbulb said. Kazooie noticed that the lightbulb had wings. She also noticed that behind it was a young mare and a young boy dressed in green. They seemed to be on a beach. Two old looking houses were to Kazooie's right and the sea to her left. There was a house floating on the water and a lot of green things sliding about on the warm sand. Nevertheless, Kazooie held the pose.

"My name is Tatl. I'm a fairy."

Kazooie's wings dropped. "A fairy?! Where am I, in some sort of fairy tale?! Is this some kind of prank that Banjo made up to try to see how stupid I am?! That freak really bugs me.............."

"We know of no Banjo, but you are in Termina." Tatl replied.

"Termina? What kinda name is that? And who's the kid and ugly horse?"

"My name is Link and this his Epona, my loyal horse." The boy said patting his horse.

"So, no trick? Well then, could someone tell me in which direction is Spiral Mountain?" She didn't really want to go back. Or did she?

All of the sudden, she keeled holding her left wing. She didn't notice the pain until she had clamed down. She then misplaced her footing and tripped over her walkman. Her beak was now deep in the sand while her left wing was twisted in ways that were far from normal. She closed her eyes and just stayed there. She need some time to think before facing her new found friends and the warm, soft sand relaxed her. Tatl and Link rushed over to her side.

"Are you okay?" The fairy's high pitched voice sounded.

"I'm fine. Just give me some time." Kazooie replied, but it sounded like "I'mpphhhhh ppppppphhhhine. Ppphhhhh gife me some time" since her voice was muffled by the sand. She heard nothing more said, but could feel the muffled pat of horse feet and boots on the sand. Were they pacing? Was Link, as he called himself, going to run over her? Kazooie shook these thoughts out of her mind. The last thing she need was to be road kill.