Fanfriction: Da Fanfaction Tw2oo: Da Smish Mention
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Onz Deh, Sanic da hegehoge ree-turnn 2 da Smish turneemente. Hi al-reddy 1 chocoocococococlattte 4 life butt becomed obees adn wantnd 2 brun of da calorees. Sow, (s)he decideded 2 entre da smish turnee 4 som chococolate adn fitniss. (s)he evan herd dat Wee Fitt Trainah wuld hlep hmi.
Wehn Sanic arriveded att da Turneementre, hi wuz greteted bi da mastah hadn.
"Hiz Sanic, welcone 2 da Smish Mention. Laa yur frends frim da list stree R bck 4 moar!"
"Mastah Hadn, U R evoll adn Ai dohn't leik da evel peoplepee."
"Ai hade an chagne if hurt!"
"OOOKKKKKKAYYYY"
Sow, Sanic wnet 2 tha lobee were (s)he saw da charactres form da frits stree. DERE WUZ MALLEO ADN WEEGE AND SMUS ADN FIX MCCHOUD ADN MGAMON ADN LITTTL MAK ADN ROSAMIA ADN ROOBIN ADN LUCINO ADN NSEE ADN DOCTA MALLEO ADN BOB DA ROBOOT ADN SHLUK ADN KRIBEE ADN YOSHEE ADN METAL NIGHT ADN CAPTIN FALCOON ADN PIK MEN ADN OLIMOOR ADN ICK ADN CHARIBARD ADN SQUIRTTTLEE ADN VENISSORE ADN MOOTOO ADN PEEKACHOO ADN PALOOTINA ADN PITT ADN SHIK ADN ZEEROH SOOT SMUS ADN ZELLDAHHH ADN LNIK ADN GANOON ADN BOWZA ADN DINKEY KING ADN DOODY KING ADN FALL CO. ADN GREEN NINJAH ADN ICK CLIMERS ADN KONG DEEEDEEDE ADN JIGGLEPIFF ADN PEECHOO ADN SNACK ADN TWOON LICK ADN VILAGEER ADN WAREEO ADN WEEFIT TRAINAH ADN WLOF ADN YONG LICK ADN MEE ADN DEH WEHRE ILL DEHRE N ILL CIPS.
Sanic den saw Smus adn wuz embarersesed becuz h(s)e maed an fase leik ;) adn wuz trining 2 sedooce Sanic. Butt Sanic Now betterer adn decideded 2 tak an wilk. Hee passeded bi Mastah Hadn adn Cra-zee Hadn adn fund dem takling.
"Hay Crazee hadn, Ai haev a evel ideaaa. Wut of wii tair dwn da Smish Mention 2 maek moar boar-ing platfroms 4 da smish turnee."
"Dats grate, letts doo itt cuz itz evill adn wee 2 R evli."
Sanic wuz shacked adn sed 2 himshelf:;
"Oh Noes, I mst sav da Smish Mention… butt hao?"
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