Banjo and Kazooie's Valentine's Day
It was Valentine's Day at Spiral Mountain. Tooty was off playing with the Jinjos in Jinjo Village. Bottles and his family were enjoying themselves in a 'secret mole place'. Now you may ask "WHERE'S THE TEDDY BEAR AND BIRDIE?!". Well, I'll tell you. Through this little ficcy. Read it OR PAY. Have a nice day!
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All was quiet in Banjo and Kazooie's house. Neither had said a word (except at dawn when Kazooie 'had' to crow) to the other. Banjo was siting at the foot of his bed playing his GBC and Kazooie was buzzing about in the kitchen. Banjo was too busy beating Ash's last Pokemon to notice. Besides, how often was it when he could play without Kazooie yelling and instructing him, even though she had helped him once? In a few hours and 48 looses, Banjo turned off his GBC and threw it at the wall.
The bang it made caused Kazooie to look up and that's when she learned that when your head in a hot oven, you shouldn't try to look up unless you want a brunt and bruised head. She did manage to recover quickly, and look at Banjo, who was seemed quite angry.
"Loose again? Next time maybe you'll remember that water is weaken by fire." She said with her wings on her hips. She was covered in pink and red sprinkles, and her wing's tips were dripping with something purple. Banjo was about to make an angry grunt until he noticed this. He immediately lost his anger and asked
"Kazooie...what are you covered in?"
"Huh?" Kazooie looked down at herself and started to shake off some sprinkles and frosting. The kitchen was now pink and red and Banjo had become a pink honeybear with purple stripes. Kazooie, now clean, had to hold back her laughter. It was quite a funny sight if you can imagine a strong-looking PINK animal. She turned and silently laughed like a maniac while closing the oven's door (being careful of course not to be her own main dish).
That night, Tooty came home and the Bottles family went underground. Kazooie waited 'til everyone was asleep in 'her' house (which didn't take more then a few minutes) when she uncovered a three layered cake (the biggest that could fit in 'her' oven). It was pink with two purple hearts on top. In the cake itself, was little red dots a.k.a sprinkles. She cut it into eighths and put one on Banjo's nigh-stand and another next to Tooty. Then she gave the biggest piece to herself.