Me: Hello! This story is other POV's of some of the characters of my story, "Units and Vocaloids don't mix very well". The only difference between that story and this story is that this one goes into the POV of the others more often than staying with one, plus this will include flashback sequences. This story also has some things Margarita left out of the other story that she thought were unnecessary. So if you want to see the bio of the Seven Deadly Sin characters, well, they are in the other Vocaloid story. First, I don't own anything except my ideas, and myself.
March 24th
2:37 POV: Sateriajis Venomania/Kamui Gakupo (Sinner of Lust)
I was watching the news, thinking 'I'm glad we don't live on an island near Japan' when Margarita Blankenhiem/Miku Hatsune, the woman who committed the sin of sloth, yells my name.
"VENOMANIA, GET YOUR *SS IN HERE!" She yelled. I got up, went to her room.
"Don't yell, I'm coming, I'm coming," I said as I entered the room. I saw Margarita at her laptop. She was wearing her usual outfit, which was not a surprise to me.
"What's the problem now, your laptop freeze again or something?" I asked, rather bored.
"Listen to this," she looked at the laptop and looked at something that I couldn't see and said, "Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site! Click here to receive your free Hetalia Units." I couldn't help but grin. See, all of use living here are huge fans of Hetalia, mostly me. So I kind of had a fan boy moment.
"WHAT, FREE HETALIA UNITS? CLICK ON IT, CLICK ON IT, CLICK ON IT!" I yelled… Okay, not 'kind of' a fan boy moment… More like a lot… okay, I'm freaked the f*ck out. Happy? Margarita gave me an annoyed look.
"First of all, OW, you don't have to yell I'm right here! Second, what if it's fake and sends a virus to the laptop, again?" She asked with her voice a mixture of logic, seriousness, and annoyance. She's trying hard to hide the annoyance in her voice… Not working very well.
"WHAT IF IT'S TELLING THE TRUTH? PLUS, I CAN FIX THE VIRUS, JUST CLICK IT! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE," I repeated. She tried ignoring me, but then thought of what I can do.
"FINE I'LL DO IT! Just stop yelling, okay?" She asked/said. She then clicked on the accept button.
"YES!" I yelled, fist pumping.
"WOULD YOU STOP YELLING IN THERE? I'M TRYING TO TAILOR MY RED KIMONO!" Kayo Sudou/Luka Megurina the woman who committed the sin of envy and one of my least favorite people because she calls me some annoying nicknames, yelled from her room.
Margarita looked at me and said, "Told you not to yell," with a know-it-all tone. I couldn't help but glare at her.
"Oh shut up." I said as we started walking out of her room, going to the dining room. On the way to the stairs, (her room is at the top of the stairs, the middle door since it's between two empty rooms) I swear I saw Kayo glaring at me through the crack of her door (which was at the end of the hallway to my right).
March 25th 4:01 P.M.
POV: Kayo Sudou
I was dreaming about the good times I've had before the murders in Enbizaka, when someone knocked on my door. I slowly opened my eyes, got up, and opened the door. It was Riliane Lucifen/ Rin Kagamine (committed the sin of Pride), who was wearing yellow pajamas and slippers. Her hair looked rather natural. I then thought about the pink nightgown I was wearing. I also thought of my long hair which was probably filled with rat's nest.
"What is it, it's 4:01 in the morning? Is someone dying?" I asked, annoyed.
"No, but someone's probably going to die, seems like Margarita ordered something. I don't know what it is, but the package seems big enough to fit a human adult in," She said, skipping towards Conchita's room. I sighed and closed the door. I then put on my red kimono, green sash, and just had enough time to put my yellow hairpin in before Riliane busted the door open, ran behind me, and yelled "STAY AWAY FROM ME CONCHITA!"
Conchita, who was wearing a red nightgown and no slippers and who's hair was going all over the place, came running in with a hungry look. Gallerian Marlon/Kaito Shion (committed the sin of greed) came in and dragged Conchita out. I turned my head to see Riliane crouching behind me in fright with her eyes closed. I decided to pat her head. When I did, she opened her eyes, looked at the door, and got up when she didn't see the red gown gluttony woman.
After that, I got downstairs, making sure that Conchita didn't eat Riliane, I saw some man wearing a Flying Mint Bunny hat and a name-tag that said… Guy? Seriously? Who names their child Guy? I looked at the others. Allen Avadonia/Len Kagamine (makes sure we don't commit our sins) was wearing yellow pajamas and slippers that matched his older twin sister. His hair was also in its natural way.
Gallerian was wearing his usual outfit, minus the blue scarf since Conchita spilled chili sauce on it last night at dinner. Venomania, or Venny as we call him behind his back, or Veno and 'Techno Geek' as I like to call him, was wearing a purple bathrobe on and his hair tied back in its usual way. The fact that he's wearing a bathrobe was kind of funny to me.
Gumi/Gumina Glassred (committed the sin of wrath) was wearing an orange sleeveless shirt, a dark green sleeveless vest, a yellow-green jacket tied around her waist, and dark military-like pants that were the same color as her vest. She also happened to be wearing green goggles with red lenses, dark greenish (or brownish, I never know) gloves, black combat boots, and a brown belt with a gun holster which was occupied with a revolver. And one thing was for sure; she was not happy.
And finally Margarita was wearing the outfit she wears as Hatsune Miku. Allen looked ready to burst out in anger (which is NOT a good thing), and seeing he was looking at Margarita, it's a first.
"You ordered Hetalia units?" He asked very seriously/dangerously at Margarita. I couldn't help but look at her in disbelief. There's no way Margarita would do that without letting us know. Someone else must have made her do it- wait… Yesterday, Veno was yelling something about 'click it'… No...
"First, be glad they're free; second, Venomania wouldn't stop pestering me until I did. Blame him!" She yelled pointing to the shocked, purple robot. I don't know about the others, but the anger within me is getting dangerously big.
"Shall I also mention we got Russia?" Margarita then said with a wide grin. I slowly turned to Veno. If Russia was awake now, he would be proud of the invisible aura around me since it's about as dangerous looking as his.
"Did she mention that the units are free…?" He asked cautiously, holding his hand in the air in defense.
"Hold it," Gumi said before I could strangle the sin out of him, her hand being in a stop position. We all turned to her, not wanting to get shot at with the revolver I mentioned earlier.
"At least let Margarita read the instruction manual, before anyone or everyone or both can start killing Venomania," She said, nonchalantly as if she does this everyday… Well, she kind of does. That was when Margarita started reading the instruction manual.
Ivan Braginski: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very one IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials, and advised that you read this before trying anything. Mistreatment of the IVAN BRAGINKSI unit can (and, in most cases, will) prove extremely lethal.
"Wait, we can DIE?" Riliane asked/yelled with worry and a hint fear in her voice. She still must still be recovering from what happened with Conchita earlier. Speaking of Conchita…
"First, we are immortal; and two, we are robots, just like the unit. Unit does mean robot right?" Said person asked, obviously puzzled. I just rolled my eyes at Conchita being as clueless as always when Margarita continued to read.
Removal of your IVAN BRAGINSKI Unit from Packaging
This may prove to be extremely difficult task if your IVAN BRAGINKSI unit is moved incorrectly, or awaken in the wrong manner. For your safety, we have provided a list of safe ways in which to wake your unit:
1. Stand next to the box and yell, "Brother!" at the top of your lungs. You will her sobbing from the box, and you can now unlock and unchain it and open it to let a frightened IVAN BRAGINSKI out. . He will react warmly once he realizes that you are not a NATALIYA ARLOVSKAYA unit.
2. Undo the chains on the box and stand very far away, preferable at a distance from which you have to use a microphone in order to shout, "The American Armstrong walked on the moon!" You can also yell, "I'm AWESOME!" Both actions will make your IVAN BRAGINSKI unit hostile, though the second phrase might make your unit a bit horny: consequently, he may go off in search of a GILBERT BEILSHMIDT unit before you can reprogram him.
3. Cook Chinese food, preferably a food with a strong order, and leave a plate of it next to the box before standing far away. Be warned, the lid may fly and hit you if you are too close. This will make your IVAN BRAGINSKI unit leave in search of a YAO WANG unit unless you reprogram him quickly enough.
4. Play the Lithuania, Estonia, or Latvian national anthems and stand far away, preferably behind a barrier of some sort. This will make your unit violent and he will go find a TORIS LORINAITIS unit unless you reprogram him quickly enough.
5. If you think you can manage, then just open the lid of the box and reprogram him directly. Be warned, because the IVAN BRAGINSKI unit is notorious for waking up in the middle of reprogramming, and if he does he will immediately turn hostile.
"Well 5 is definitely out. I doubt that anyone here wants a creepy, hostile anime character in a form of a unit on our hands," Gallerian said as everyone nodded in an agreement. He was right after all. Who WOULD want Russia to go on a psychotic rage tearing everything and everyone in his way?
"What about 2-4? We don't want him going after one of the units that doesn't exist within over 100,000 miles now do we?" Riliane asked. I silently agreed.
"That plus, none of us know how to cook Chinese food. Let's do number 1. Conchita, summon all of your Belarus-ness and yell brother at the box," I said. Conchita looked at me with a look of confusion and shock.
"Why me?! Why do I have to do it?!" She yelled. We all looked at her like she was crazy, since she was.
"Because you're creepy, and yell very loudly," Veno said, making a very valid point. Finally, he and I agree on something for once. I sighed, went into the kitchen, and came back out with a box full of what WAS going to be breakfast, but hey, sacrifices are made every day.
"Here Conchita, want some waffles? Summon all the Belarus-ness that you have so you can have them!" I said to her, as if she was a dog. She does kind of act like one sometimes.
"Yes! Give me!" She yelled, reaching for the waffles in my hands. I put them out of her reach.
"Put on more decent clothes first!" I yelled at her.
Several Minutes Later
POV: Gallerian Marlon/Kaito Shion
Wow… Conchita will do anything for waffles, even if they're frozen… Then again I shouldn't be surprised since this is Conchita. Plus, she's the reason we lose money to getting food… Moving on…
Said person was now dressed as she is when she's Meiko, only she's wearing reddish-brownish combat boots. Also while she changed, Margarita had us change as well. All I did was get my scarf out of the dryer… Stupid Conchita… Told her to be careful with the chili sauce… Anyways I would tell you what happened when Conchita was yelling 'big brother' at the box, but my attention was on something else.
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" Kayo practically screamed at Venny. When I heard that, my attention was to them. So was Riliane's attention apparently.
Venny held his hands up in defense. "Look, I was thinking on behalf of all of us! We finally will get more company, things will be more inter-"
"I DON'T CARE!" Kayo interrupted him. I don't remember what the rest of the conversation/argument went like because I suddenly thought of how horrible our lives would be when we got all the Bad Touch Trio. My thoughts were interrupted when I heard a gunshot. I looked at the source, which was Gumi (shocker, note my sarcasm), and she was holding her gun in the air.
"That was just a warning. Let's just introduce ourselves before I fire again at one of you, guaranteed that it will not be a warning shot," She said, seriously, with a look that could kill. Her voice also sounded rather threatening.
"Da {1}, I'm curious as to who you all are, but first, is Natalya here?" Russia ask- WAIT, WHAT?! Since when did Russia get out of the box?! I think I need contacts or something.
"First no, she's not here; second we're getting to that. I'll start first. My name is Gumina Glassred, but call me Gumi, or I'll shoot you," She explained, with the threatening tone still in her voice. Russia nodded and turned to a surprised Kayo.
"I'm Kayo Sudou, but to most people I'm known as Luka Megurine, and if you cross me, you'll be meeting my tailor scissors in a way they're not supposed to be used," She threatened, which only caused Russia to smile.
"I'm Duke Sateriajis Venomania, but most people know me as Kamui Gakupo. Call me Veno or "techno geek", and you're immediately on my bad side," He glared at Russia when he said that last part. He just HAD to say that, didn't he?
"Since when did you have a bad side Venomania?" I asked, still confused as to when Russia got out of the box, "Anyways, I'm Gallerian Marlon. Most people know me as Kaito. I say that you better save money or-"
"Or Gallerian will steal it, or make you save it. He's so greedy. Anyways, I'm Banica Conchita, mostly known as Meiko to everyone else," Conchita interrupted me, making me angry at the first part. She must be getting back at me for preventing her from eating Riliane.
"Stay away from her, or she'll eat you," I retaliated, making her angry at me.
"You're both acting like little kids. Anyways I'm Princess Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche, mostly known as Rin Kagamine," She said, making me and Conchita glare at her. I'm not a little kid!
"I'm Allen Avadonia, mostly known as Len Kagamine, younger twin brother of Riliane, former servant, and excellent chef," As Allen said excellent chef Russia looked oddly relieved… I wonder why he would worry if Allen is bad- oh… England… That's enough said…
"My name is Margarita Blankenheim; DON'T comment on the last name. I'm mostly known as Hatsune Miku-" She said, spreading her arms out. "- and welcome to our lovely mansion," She continued. I checked my watch. 4:15… D*mn. What am I going to do with the rest of my day?
"Can I ask a question?" We all looked at Russia, who was holding his hand up as if he was asking a question in a classroom. When we all looked at him, he asked, "Why do all of you have the names of the "Vocaloids" as Japan calls them?" Riliane and Allen sighed.
"We'll explain as we give you a tour of the mansion," They said in unison. They looked at Margarita silently asking her to come with them. She did, and the twins took a struggling Conchita between them as they guided Russia up the stairs. On their way up, Margarita turned around and looked in Kayo's direction. I turned to see Kayo turning to Venny with the death glare. Once they were gone, Armageddon made a crash landing onto Venny and decided to make him suffer.
"Venomania, you have 10 seconds to live," Kayo threatened, with a Russia worthy aura around her.
"One… Two…" By this time poor Venny started running. "Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight…" She started chasing him.
When she started chasing Venny, he yelled, "Whatever happened to nine and ten!"
Several Minutes Later
POV: Gumi
After several minutes Kayo and a now angry Gallerian were chasing Venomania. Apparently breaking even a 5 dollar vase bought on E-bay will make Gallerian mad, though I can't say that surprises me.
Anyways, as they were doing that I decided to see what was in the littler box that came with Russia. I opened it and found an Imperial Russian uniform, a water faucet pipe (of course), a Hello Kitty costume (…I not surprised yet crept out), and five bottles of Stolichnaya vodka… typical things for Russia. That was when things got worse.
"Veno, get back here so I can kill you!" Kayo yelled at Venomania.
"And before you die, you better pay for that vase!" Gallerian yelled at Venomania as well.
"First, I'm not going to give you anything, you greedy b*sterd. And second DON'T CALL ME VENO DA-AGH!" That last part because Kayo jumped in front of him, and he dodged to the side, into a stand with a $2,000 vase on it, sadly knocking it over.
*CRASH*
"I'M NOT GREEDY!" Gallerian yelled at Venomania, chasing him with … Russia's pipe? When did he get that? I went to Gallerian, grabbed the pipe out of his hands, and went back next to the smaller box. After recovering from me taking the pipe, Gallerian started chasing Venomania right behind Kayo. Seriously though, they were going in a huge circle… That was when the others came.
Allen ran into sight, and was wide-eyed when he saw the three going in a circle. The others appeared at the top of the stairs he said "What. The. Hey. Is going on here?" He asked, oh so ever trying NOT to cuss. Before anyone can do anything, Conchita ran down the stairs and joined the circle yelling at Venomania to die so she could eat him… In other words, it's just a somewhat typical day in the Vocaloid mansion. Once the others got down the stairs, I put everything I found back in the smaller box and went over to Russia.
"Here, this has some clothes, a faucet pipe, and five bottles of vodka," I said. Russia smiled and took the box.
"Spasibo {2} comrade Gumi." He said, and continued to watch the circle of idiots continue. After several minutes, I got annoyed at the violence and grabbed the nearest object to me, which was a chain that was around the box Russia was in. I grabbed it, and used it as a bullwhip. That got everyone's attention. The four in the circle stopped, and looked at me.
"Venomania, Conchita, Gallerian, and Kayo, go back to your rooms. Now!" I demanded. They were gone almost quicker than the chase began. Riliane and Allen went to the kitchen to make breakfast and bring it to the chasers and the one being chased. I just went back to my room, which was at the room at the other end of the other hallway. I might as well say what my room looks like.
My room, or basically everyone's, is basically hotel suites that are fit to our likings. The walls had a light green color, and the rug was a dark green. There were about 4 different shelves. Three of them had books and DVDs, but the last one had pictures. Pictures of what, you might ask? Since I feel irritated, I'm not in the mood of telling you; maybe later. Anyways, the books were just manga and the DVDs were anime shows. All of them had one thing in common; they were of Hetalia. Yes, I'm a huge Hetalia fan, not like Venomania. Why didn't I have a fangirl moment when we got Russia? Because that's a side of me that's basically my weak side, which is something I don't want to show to anyone. That was when I heard Margarita's voice, which, if it could, sounded like slightly different pitched Belarus, only slightly anyways.
"My laptop is frozen, thanks to a virus. According to what I can do on the laptop, it happened yesterday around 2:37 P.M. The same time you had me by the units. Fix it while I go get something to eat, and if it's not fixed by the time I get back, Conchita will be having a Venomania Specialty for lunch." Margarita said. That actually sent shivers down my spine. It's time like this that I'm glad, and everyone should be glad that they're not Venomania at the moment. I can't help but feel sorry for Venomania though.
{1} Yes in Russian
{2} Thank you in Russian
Me: Well that's finally done! It was fun to write though.
Riliane: So wait, are you going to do this by days or just like the chapters in the other story?
Me: The latter. With different POV's and outtakes of things that Margarita forgot to say.
Margarita: I said I was sorry! It's not my fault I'm dealing with a perverted German who wants to rape me during all of my waking hours.
Allen: Are you sure it's not just your waking hours?
Margarita: … Fffffffuuuuuuu-
Me: *interrupts Margarita* I think this is a good place to stop, until next time, I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Oh, and remember, I don't own Hetalia or Vocaloid!
