Well... here it is, Welcome to the wonderful world of my life! If you're reading this... i'm thinking that you've probally heard of me! Let's hope you're listening kid, cause once you finish reading my legacy, you'll be shitting bricks, Fapping to the extreme before you can say Keyblade! Anyway! It's to tell everyone... my story! All those other bastards have had their story! But i'm not going to give you an all happy ending... i'm going to give you the version that everyone would like to hear: The Truth! So... are you ready? Here we go!

Let's think back around when it was about... 20 years ago! Sexy Brotha i was, and i was getting ready for something that even my father would be proud of... Training to become an Elite fighter! But how can i do that... If i can't FUCKIN WAKE UP! GET UP!

The alarm starts to blare and then i turned it off... looking at the time and then realized... I WAS LATE! So i rolled out of bed, put on my Fuzzy slippers(Now hold on a minute... don't be Judging me! They were bearclaw slippers!) I washed up, brushed up, and then decided what to wear. Wait... What did i wear. I knew it wasn't Leather pants... that's later in the story... i'm thinkin too ahead! So after i got dressed i made it downstairs. Ahhhh! nothing but the sweet smell of mama's fresh baked iced sweet rolls! My House... is a fair place, Enough for about... 4 people! We weren't Rich, But then again.. we weren't poor either! So like i said... Fair! Once i went downstairs i entered the kitchen. And there she was... My Mother. A Sweet caring person who knew how to soothe a person's heart! Well that. .and she's Fine as hell! Whici is why i have to protect my younger sister! She maybe 2 years younger than i, but she looks like mother. And Father always told me... 'You let your sister date a hoodlum, I'll kill you and use the boy's carcass as a body bag for your insides!' Yeah, my father was an evil person, but he sure meant what he said. Anyway, you have to forgive my Attention Deficent Disorder! Anyway. I go in the kitchen and i give my mother a hug. she turns around and she gives me a smile.

"Well Good morning Son!" She said. "Now you know breakfast isn't done! I will call you once it is, okay? Why don't you go tend to your sister. She's kinda upset that you're leaving and you don't even know when you're coming back!"

I then decided to follow my mothers words, so i went to my sister and saw her in there watching TV in the living room, I sat next to her and then the punched me in the gut playfully.

"Come on bro, you can't be leaving me like this... it's not cool! how else is going to take care of me when i'm in need of protection of those guys?"

I look at her and laugh

"You have your weapon i gave you! That should be enough to hold you. i taught you how to use it, so what's the problem? Don't worry. I'll be back around the holidays and the seasons. All it is... is training! Like i said. I'll return.. Just take care of mom for me until i get back Will ya?"

She nods and then mom calls us... EPIC MEAL TIME!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

Anyway... time for me to continue the journey! After I ate breakfast... i started to pack up. At the time i didn't know what to pack when i was like... "Hmm... It's not much, but i gotta do wat i gotta do!" So then i look at all the things i'm taking and then... my bag is zipped up, and i'm all set! So many things i've been wanting to do a while, but it's kinda hopeless! Because as my father told me: 'u gotta be a fuckin man. You're wearing big boy 'draws' now' I never knew what the blue hell that meant, but it was funny as fuck!

Now... The Time Comes... It was time for me to say goodbye! A hard time it was. My mother... She cried... My Sister... she didn't do anything because she doesn't show that much affection or emotion for that matter! So i'm like... Fine! BE that Way! But one thing i learned about my sister... she never stops to amaze me! I walk outside with my stuff, put my things in the car, but before i do that! She comes out!

"Brother! BROTHER! Don't leave" She says while running to the car! I then turn around and then speak to her!

"Look sis! You can't be doing that! I understand i have to protect you, but remember... i'm not far away. You have my number, and you can always call me! So promise me that you'll call me! Okay?"

My sister nodding and then gives me a Hug and then speaks while letting go

"I love you"

"I love you too... Rose!"

I see her walk away and then i walk into the car. Now here's the thing, I care about my sister, and she NEVER cries! That's how you know... she's luvs her big brother! And I love her! And that's all that matters! Now i start the engine and then drive down the street! It didn't take but oh.. say... about a couple of hours. And then... There it was, The Training School that i wanted to be at oh so badly! But then... it was time for me to pull out the adulthood. I was becoming a man and all that shit! So i park the car and i enter the building and MAN! Was I in For a suprize! Now Normally there is nothing that could scare me, BUT SINCE WHEN DO BOYS WEAR LEATHER PANTS! OH MY GOD, I CAN SEE THEIR JUNKS... AND THEY WEREN'T PROUD ONES EITHER! Anyway, I decided to go to the front desk and that was where i registered, the front lady she wasn't good to look at either! Wench got a mole that really made me dry heave! Like, if you saw it... Hand to Bible, i thought it was waving at me! And i don't think her lips were doing her justice either! But anyway.. She then opens her mouth and her teeth, EWWWW! I need an Adult! She speaks

"Name?"

"Renzetti"

"Oh yes, Mr. Renzetti! We've been expecting you! Here are your things... welcome to shinra!"