One day Elsa and Batman started a pancake/Batmobile parts shop. The pancake was doing fantastically, but no one was buying Batmobile parts because, as it turns out, no one owned a Batmobile except Batman. Elsa snickered and said:
"I told you so!"
Batman felt bad that Elsa had "told him so" and left the shop to go to the mall for a while. He shopped for a long time. Eventually he saw Elsa in the mall as well and yelled at her:
"Because I'm Batman!"
Elsa gave him an odd look and then left the mall. Batman followed her and it was creepy. Then the happy couple got married and it was significantly less creepy. Elsa wore a dress of ice to the wedding and Batman wore a Bat-tux. All in attendance agreed that it was a weird ceremony.
Unfortunately, Elsa's ice dress began to melt and she ran out on her wedding day. She decided to make a dress out of cloth, but since she was not good at sewing it looked like a chicken suit. Batman simply shrugged and they decided to have a chicken-themed wedding. Everyone did the chicken dance and the bride and groom gave each other a peck.
THE END